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Wouter Jansen
Wouter Jansen is the 7th ranked Goldeneye 007 player in the world, though many believe that his rank is not a good representation of how great a player he is, since he achieves practically any WR he tries for, no matter how insane. Wouter has set most of what are generally agreed to be the most insane WRs in GE history. He has been an active player for 6 years, getting at least 1 great untied WR per year. There is no telling when Wouter will strike, but whenever word gets out that he has made a comeback, all Eliters start sweating, waiting for the wrath of Wouter Jansen to hit.
See also Crazy Dutch PR Smash Virus.
Update - In Progress!
Appearantly I'm so popular, I have to take care of my own bio =)
Personal Information
| Birthdate: | April 27, 1984 |
| Gender: | Male |
| Attracted to: | Female |
| Status: | Single (ask me! ;D) |
| Nationality: | Dutch |
I have a fulltime job as programmer. Monday - Friday; 8:45 AM - 18:15 (travel time included). The rest of the time I can do whatever I want.
Interests
- Women! Who doesn't :D Lacking this one severely, though :[
- Music. Favorite artists: Avril Lavigne, Kotoko :D
- Gaming. You didn't see this one coming!
- Speedrunning. Even less likely this was known!
- GoldenEye. Say what?
- Perfect Dark. We know enough now! ok, I won't mention all other games, these 2 are the main ones I play for records.
- Mind games. Discussions, programming, etc
- Collecting videos.
- I have huge collections of
- GoldenEye
- Perfect Dark
- Speedruns from SDA
- Tool-Assisted Sonics from TASVideos
- P
rn: many siterips & dvd rips; probably 80% lesbian, 20% solo girls. - Videoclips
- Languages. At the moment, Dutch, English, Japanese. Slowly learning Japanese koko.. %
.. and din mor! J
- Movies
- Pooling
- Poker
- Puzzling. Not much lately, but was huge in my early teenage years. I made an incredibly tough to complete puzzle, it even took myself 1 hour to complete.
Meetings
- Matthijs ten Ham, Patrick Wessels & Steven Zwartjes
- Axel Zakrisson
- Alexandre Gimenez, Martijn Kool & Yorick Kool (and a bunch of sweet girls!)
N64
I got my N64 second hand for a cheapo prico around 1997.
This included:
- 7 games
- GoldenEye
- Lylat Wars
- Mario Kart 64
- Killer Instinct Gold
- Pilot Wings
- Star Fox 64
- Super Mario 64
- 2 worn-like controllers
I think that's it. I might be wrong on 1 or 2 games, but there were 7. I've been using the same controller (one of these 2) all the time until around 2008. Since then I've been using a newer one, but is also second hand.
Since then, the following games were added to the own list:
- Banjo Kazooie
- Banjo Tooie
- Diddy Kong Racing
- Donkey Kong 64
- Fighting Force 64
- Gex 64
- Mega Man 64
- Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
- Perfect Dark
- Rayman 2
- Rush 2
- South Park
- The World Is Not Enough
I possibly forgot some.
GoldenEye
Learn how I stepped into the scene
This is it, the game of all games. I blame speedrunning on this game. And bullies that made me shy. What else to do than play with your only friend? It didn't take very long to finish the game, so eventually you find the best replay value factor for the true speedrunner in heart and soul: an integrated timer. Though, give credit to the endscreen; without it we wouldn't be seeing these times! On I went, improving my own times, never ever heard of competition. Using the standard control style (1.1), being slow, I realized I needed to unslow myself. Cruise Control came to life. Many accusations of cheating later, I was added to the ancient, now extinct GE Extreme Rankings. This was intentionally delayed so I wasn't added in the #1 spot, but rather in 2nd place; only 3 points shy from world domination. Premonition declared this was an inevitable event, however. An update later, the new Pwner had overtaken the World of GE. This condition held tight for years to come. The evil emperor kept fighting back after every dethroneage. Until the Boss came by to have a word with him. The malicious ruler was found too inefficient and was stealthily undone of his limelight.
Until around the start of 2004, I used to play quite a lot. Eventually, everyone was sad to see me not living up to expectations any longer. My life gradually became more involved in other obligations. Education started to ask it's toll, and since February 2008, I work a fulltime job. I am perhaps the most committed eliter though, never having let any circumstances hold me back from playing now and then again. No cruel, unfair game obscurances were ever able to stop my determination. Most recently, I played Runway and got the Agent World Record once again. Also, I improved my Runway 00 Agent which makes me 60/60 proven.
Turbo Mode
Speed it up, my lord! about twice the acceleration, Bond-san flies through all the missions trying to locate the sewers for a dump. Where are we going? Domination station of course! Dating back to 2006-2007, I had set my goal to conquer every single Turbo Mode World Record. Follow my progress towards the ultimate 6000 points in this topic. This one-of-its-kind achievement was fulfilled on January 20, 2007.
Licence To Kill
Mostly known as License To Kill, or LTK in short, I've always called it Licence To Kill. It's my trademark. ;]
Every now and then, you want another kind of challenge, exhibiting other skills as well. This results in playing Licence To Kill from time to time. The product of this playing has so far been success in all 20 levels, including several World Records, not shy of Untied ones either. Do not try this at home; in reality, Bond never dies!
Dark Licence To Kill
As the sun got scared, we had other plans. Why not maximize the amount of hits guards will take in their mug? Their everlasting smiles appreciate a good pounding. Moving like a balloon, I managed to finalize a good half of the levels. 10/20 were left untouched.
Soft Licence To Kill
Oh yeah, baby. I always keep to my own naming conventions and I didn't like how "Light Licence To Kill" sounds, so I adapted my own name for it. This is hardly a league worth playing anyway, it's more or less a "what time can I get when I am bulletproof?". Played whenever you want to be done with a level after a single try and when you suck at inserting more than 1 injection into enemies. I have barely participated in any such events.
Strategies & Tricks
I contributed many strategies and tricks, mostly improvements over the early strats, being more daring and offensive.
These strategies were pioneered by me, and the first to implement them in probably all cases.
In most cases it is naturally easiest to watch a corresponding video for the strategy.
I will describe the strategies here or link to them.
This section is most likely incomplete and will grow as we remember more or I come up with new stuff ;p
- Dam 00 Agent
- Throwing the Covert Modem from the side, inbetween the boxes and the wall of the hut.
- When in the tunnel, going back up the final tower instead of the first.
- Facility Dark Licence To Kill
- Using mines efficiently for sub 3:00
- Surface 1 Secret Agent / 00 Agent (Turbo Mode)
- Shooting a grenade at the final shaft for a fast and clean finish.
- Silo 00 Agent
- Skipping Body Armor
- Frigate 00 Agent
- Surface 2 Secret Agent (Turbo Mode)
- Throwing the mine earlier for much increased success rate, like in the video.
- Surface 2 00 Agent
- Do not change your angle before shooting at first camera, because it's already lined up pretty good.
- Surface 2 Dark Licence To Kill
- After getting the key, on your way to the next cabine, shoot near the KF7 guard patrolling near the satellite so he won't annoy you when you return to do the objective in the satellite.
- Bunker 2 Agent (Turbo Mode)
- Going left the first after the room with cells, shooting to have the door to CCTV room open, killing the keyguard before getting the CCTV and then heading out.
- Statue Dark Licence To Kill
- Leave 006 and the bodyguards by going the middle of the bodyguards, towards 006, finding safety behind the closest wall-like statue as soon as possible.
- Train Agent
- First to not free Natalya and still finish the level, idea by ?rdjohnson?
- Jungle 00 Agent
- Skipping Body Armor
- Jungle Licence To Kill
- More aggressive ending, not taking the longer way, just going up the ladder and keep going.
Quotes
WouterJ007 (23:09:53): I want a Japanese slut to do me and whisper me dirty words so I can learn and enjoy 
rshepherd1000 (23:10:02):
Infil12 (23:10:05):
CarathornPD (23:10:07):
Used by others in signatures
poor performance isn't a glitch
girls aren't original by definition - there's tons of them! all named the same: girl
it's not like we need David when we have Rayan...
obviously you're talking in NTSC-language, so I need not respond
My own signature
Wouter; top lez whore
we'll see who's first by the end of our lives
If you can't take it that your times suck, why not improve them? And why improve them, if you think they don't suck?
Holy Flying Lesbians.
