Battle of the MK n00bs! I already told you about Hakan Cetin. Drunk Jamaican Guy used to be the worst ranked player on the SMK Players' Page. He had insanely slow times like 99:59.99. I'm not quite sure why, but Drunk Jamaican Guy is no longer a member of the SMK site. Maybe he got removed due to lack of vid proof because no one believed that it was possible to suck so much at SMK. Is Drunk Jamaican Guy even a real karter? Or is he just an imposter and Hakan Cetin is the only person worthy of being called a true MK n00b? | Battle of the MK n00bs! I already told you about Hakan Cetin. Drunk Jamaican Guy used to be the worst ranked player on the SMK Players' Page. He had insanely slow times like 99:59.99. I'm not quite sure why, but Drunk Jamaican Guy is no longer a member of the SMK site. Maybe he got removed due to lack of vid proof because no one believed that it was possible to suck so much at SMK. Is Drunk Jamaican Guy even a real karter? Or is he just an imposter and Hakan Cetin is the only person worthy of being called a true MK n00b? |