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'''Chris Clark''' is a member of the [[mariokart64.com|kart community]], specialising in [[Super Mario Kart]]. | '''Chris Clark''' is a member of the [[mariokart64.com|kart community]], specialising in [[Super Mario Kart]]. | ||
| − | + | Dont worry about hearing about any kart achievements here, I dont have any. | |
| − | He | + | Clark is a gentleman. An English gentleman. A polite, respectful and gentlemanly gentleman. You rarely see him swear or flame on the boards. All his post are concise and relevant and revered by many as great examples of what a truly great message board poster should be. He could never be described as uncouth in any way. |
| − | + | He is a purveyor of fine art, literature and various styles of dance. He sees lolcats.com as one of the finest places on the interweb showcasing examples of fine art. | |
| − | + | Probably Clarks most noteworthy contribution to the kart community as a whole was introducing to the masses the passtime of 'masturbating out of a window'. Infact, the passtime got so popular people regularly gathered outside Clarks window to see him perform his party piece of actually hitting a squirrel on the head with his ejaculate. No mean feat indeed. | |
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| + | Clark is also known for his love of helping others, notably the younger generation more familiar with the more modern kart game. He frequently passes on nuggets of wisdom to these whipper snappers who in turn often respond with a message of gratitude and compassion. | ||
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| + | In conclusion, Clark is an upstanding, pillar like member of the kart community. Adored by many, worshipped by the rest. | ||
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Chris Clark is a member of the kart community, specialising in Super Mario Kart.
Dont worry about hearing about any kart achievements here, I dont have any.
Clark is a gentleman. An English gentleman. A polite, respectful and gentlemanly gentleman. You rarely see him swear or flame on the boards. All his post are concise and relevant and revered by many as great examples of what a truly great message board poster should be. He could never be described as uncouth in any way.
He is a purveyor of fine art, literature and various styles of dance. He sees lolcats.com as one of the finest places on the interweb showcasing examples of fine art.
Probably Clarks most noteworthy contribution to the kart community as a whole was introducing to the masses the passtime of 'masturbating out of a window'. Infact, the passtime got so popular people regularly gathered outside Clarks window to see him perform his party piece of actually hitting a squirrel on the head with his ejaculate. No mean feat indeed.
Clark is also known for his love of helping others, notably the younger generation more familiar with the more modern kart game. He frequently passes on nuggets of wisdom to these whipper snappers who in turn often respond with a message of gratitude and compassion.
In conclusion, Clark is an upstanding, pillar like member of the kart community. Adored by many, worshipped by the rest.
