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| − | + | == Biography == | |
| − | + | '''Mike "Mgay" Gaydeski''' joined [[The Elite]] in July 2003 with a batch of [[GoldenEye]] times that were completely and utterly awful. Over the next few years he spent entirely too much time playing the game; however, his efforts were largely unsuccessful, as evidenced by his snail-paced rise up the rankings. Eventually, he gave up and started lying, although nobody seems to notice or care. He also played [[Perfect Dark]], and achieved equally terrible times. | |
| − | ' | + | At the peak of his activity, Mike was <s>a very important member</s> the Elite's bitch. His first major task was updating the Perfect Dark [[License to Kill]] rankings, which got him zero recognition. He contributed greatly to the [[2006 Elite Summer Contest|2006 Summer Contest]]; he was chosen as a member of the Selection Committee, wrote entirely too many bios, and ran the contest while [[Jon Barber|Ngamer]] was on vacation. Nobody seemed to care. Disillusioned by his abnormally low ratio of perceived importance to contributions, he mysteriously disappeared. |
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| − | + | Mike is now a complete asshole. This was made apparent by his brief return in January 2007, when he ruined the Elite No Sleepathon for everyone by pointing out some painfully obvious flaws in the system. At that time, he also confessed to lying about times, but no actions were taken. He confessed to lying again upon his return in May, but no actions have been taken at this time. | |
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| − | + | At the moment, Mike hates everyone. Including you. '''Especially''' you. | |
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| + | == Gaming Achievements == | ||
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| + | === GoldenEye === | ||
| + | * Lies profusely | ||
| + | * Probably should have been banned by now | ||
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| + | === Perfect Dark === | ||
| + | * Achieved Duel Agent 0:03 | ||
| + | * Owned LTK, mostly because nobody bothers to play it | ||
| + | |||
| + | === Mario Kart 64 === | ||
| + | * lol | ||
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| + | == Summer Contests == | ||
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| + | === 2006 === | ||
| + | * Won his first match vs. [[Jim Barrett|Jimbo]] 37-34 | ||
| + | * Lost his second match vs. [[Matthijs ten Ham|Matthijs]] 94-0 | ||
| + | * Was a member of the Selection Committee, but nobody cares | ||
| + | * Wrote most of the bios, but nobody cares | ||
| + | * Ran the contest for a week, but still, nobody cares | ||
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| + | === 2007 === | ||
| + | oh wait | ||
{{2006 Elite Summer Contest}} | {{2006 Elite Summer Contest}} | ||
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Revision as of 20:02, 22 May 2007
Biography
Mike "Mgay" Gaydeski joined The Elite in July 2003 with a batch of GoldenEye times that were completely and utterly awful. Over the next few years he spent entirely too much time playing the game; however, his efforts were largely unsuccessful, as evidenced by his snail-paced rise up the rankings. Eventually, he gave up and started lying, although nobody seems to notice or care. He also played Perfect Dark, and achieved equally terrible times.
At the peak of his activity, Mike was a very important member the Elite's bitch. His first major task was updating the Perfect Dark License to Kill rankings, which got him zero recognition. He contributed greatly to the 2006 Summer Contest; he was chosen as a member of the Selection Committee, wrote entirely too many bios, and ran the contest while Ngamer was on vacation. Nobody seemed to care. Disillusioned by his abnormally low ratio of perceived importance to contributions, he mysteriously disappeared.
Mike is now a complete asshole. This was made apparent by his brief return in January 2007, when he ruined the Elite No Sleepathon for everyone by pointing out some painfully obvious flaws in the system. At that time, he also confessed to lying about times, but no actions were taken. He confessed to lying again upon his return in May, but no actions have been taken at this time.
At the moment, Mike hates everyone. Including you. Especially you.
Gaming Achievements
GoldenEye
- Lies profusely
- Probably should have been banned by now
Perfect Dark
- Achieved Duel Agent 0:03
- Owned LTK, mostly because nobody bothers to play it
Mario Kart 64
- lol
Summer Contests
2006
- Won his first match vs. Jimbo 37-34
- Lost his second match vs. Matthijs 94-0
- Was a member of the Selection Committee, but nobody cares
- Wrote most of the bios, but nobody cares
- Ran the contest for a week, but still, nobody cares
2007
oh wait
| The 2006 Elite Summer Contest | |||
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| Complete Bracket | Prediction Contest | First Vote Competition | Matchups & Results
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America's Wang |
Land Down Under |
Out of the Sun |
Flying Dutchland! |
