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== Zarkov, you say? ==

== Zarkov, you say? ==

'''Chris Clark''' or more commonly '''Zarkov''' is a member of the Mario Kart community. Hailing from Watford, UK, he specialises (loosely speaking) in SMK. Not that he much cares, he was once ranked as high as #28 on PAL making him the UKs #3 SMK'er for a shortwhile. Clark works as a baggage handler at Heathrow Airport, which means whenever youre travelling from there, he is poking around your luggage looking for smelly underwear he can sell to his contacts in Japan.  

'''Christopher C. Clark''' or more commonly '''Zarkov''' is a member of the Mario Kart community. Hailing from Watford, UK, he specialises (loosely speaking) in SMK. Not that he much cares, he was once ranked as high as #28 on PAL making him the UKs #3 SMK'er for a shortwhile. Clark works as a baggage handler at Heathrow Airport, which means whenever youre travelling from there, he is poking around your luggage looking for smelly underwear he can sell to his contacts in Japan.  

== Clark/Zarkov within the community ==

== Clark/Zarkov within the community ==

== Other Stuff ==

== Other Stuff ==

When not immersing himself in all things Mario Kart related, Clark likes to play alot of XBOX360 (Gamertag - Dr Hans Zarkov) where he frequently loses at Halo 3 and MW2 and kicks ass at Ridge Racer 6. He also is a big fan of Watford FC, whom he has supported since being a boy. Lastly, his most fond love is of watching Beyonce videos on youtube just so he 'can learn the moves'. He was once briefly the World Champion of Hannah Montana The Movie The Game, but had his title taken off of him by William Lacey.

When not immersing himself in all things felching related, Clark likes to play alot of XBOX360 (Gamertag - Dr Hans Zarkov) where he frequently loses at Halo 3 and MW2 and kicks ass at Ridge Racer 6. He also is a big fan of Watford FC, whom he has supported since being a boy. Lastly, his most fond love is of watching Beyonce videos on youtube just so he 'can learn the moves'. He was once briefly the World Champion of Hannah Montana The Movie The Game, but had his title taken off of him by William Lacey.

== Trivia ==

== Trivia ==

* He has held 1 UK record in SMK, MC2 flap, which was beaten the day after by Sami.

* He has held 1 UK record in SMK, MC2 flap, which was beaten the day after by Sami.

* Is watching you read this right now.

* Is watching you read this right now.

* Slept in Karel van Duijvenbodens sisters bed. (100% true)

* Slept with Sami in Karel van Duijvenbodens bed. (100% true)

* Took the hubcaps off his car to make it look 'Robocop'.

* Took the hubcaps off his car to make it look 'Robocop'.