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== Zarkov, you say? ==

== Zarkov, you say? ==

'''Christopher C. Clark''' or more commonly '''Zarkov''' is a member of the Mario Kart community. Hailing from Watford, UK, he specialises (loosely speaking) in SMK. Not that he much cares, he was once ranked as high as #28 on PAL making him the UKs #3 SMK'er for a shortwhile. Clark works as a baggage handler at Heathrow Airport, which means whenever youre travelling from there, he is poking around your luggage looking for smelly underwear he can sell to his contacts in Japan.  

'''Chris Clark''' or more commonly '''Zarkov''' is a member of the Mario Kart community. Hailing from Watford, UK, he specialises (loosely speaking) in SMK. Not that he much cares, he was once ranked as high as #28 on PAL making him the UKs #3 SMK'er for a shortwhile. Clark works as a baggage handler at Heathrow Airport, which means whenever youre travelling from there, he is poking around your luggage looking for smelly underwear he can sell to his contacts in Japan.  

== Clark/Zarkov within the community ==

== Clark/Zarkov within the community ==

* He has held 1 UK record in SMK, MC2 flap, which was beaten the day after by Sami.

* He has held 1 UK record in SMK, MC2 flap, which was beaten the day after by Sami.

* Is watching you read this right now.

* Is watching you read this right now.

* Slept with Sami in Karel van Duijvenbodens bed. (100% true)

* Slept in Karel van Duijvenbodens sisters bed. (100% true)

* Took the hubcaps off his car to make it look 'Robocop'.

* Took the hubcaps off his car to make it look 'Robocop'.