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In 2007, [http://www.the-elite.net the-elite.net] added catchy titles to the homepage and held a contest to find the hottest one-liners. Michael was the grand prize winner with his submission "Bosshardt can get from here to your house in 32 seconds on Agent".   

In 2007, [http://www.the-elite.net the-elite.net] added catchy titles to the homepage and held a contest to find the hottest one-liners. Michael was the grand prize winner with his submission "Bosshardt can get from here to your house in 32 seconds on Agent".   

Michael has so far achieved 29 WRs during a 9 year span, one of which was untied, [[Caverns]] SA [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmyO4D80qS4 1:18]. He is currently ranked 17th but has been ranked as high as 10th in what is probably the most unconventional, uneven and inconsistent career any eliter have ever had.

Michael has so far achieved 33 WRs during a 10 year span, one of which was untied, [[Caverns]] SA [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmyO4D80qS4 1:18]. He is currently ranked 11th but has been ranked 10th in what is probably the most unconventional, uneven and inconsistent career any eliter have ever had.

Mouser also showed similar skill in [[Perfect Dark]], and is currently ranked 17th. In April 2015, he briefly held an untied sweep on [[Mr. Blonde's Revenge]] with 1:10/1:13/1:23. Mouser is also fully proven in that game which is rather remarkable considering his inconsistency.

Mouser also showed similar skill in [[Perfect Dark]], and is currently ranked 14th. In April 2015, he briefly held an untied sweep on [[Mr. Blonde's Revenge]] with 1:10/1:13/1:23. Mouser is also fully proven in that game which is rather remarkable considering his inconsistency.

In his spare time, Michael enjoys playing baseball, visiting nearby Eliter [[Alex Anderson]], and mysteriously disappearing. Michael was completely absent from the-elite and gaming for six years (2008-2014) until he made an ''extremely'' surprising comeback where he also finally captured and uploaded the missing PR videos by [[Brandon Sanford]].

In his spare time, Michael enjoys playing baseball, visiting nearby Eliter [[Alex Anderson]], and mysteriously disappearing. Michael was completely absent from the-elite and gaming for six years (2008-2014) until he made an ''extremely'' surprising comeback where he also finally captured and uploaded the missing PR videos by [[Brandon Sanford]].

* You never know if or when he is playing or what he is playing.

* You never know if or when he is playing or what he is playing.

* Captured [[Brandon Sanford]]'s missing PR videos (8 years after he received them) but never captured the tapes [[David Clemens]] sent to him at the same time.

* Captured [[Brandon Sanford]]'s missing PR videos (8 years after he received them) but never captured the tapes [[David Clemens]] sent to him at the same time.

* Just before he made what is probably the most surprising apperance/comeback in Elite history in 2014, Michael joined The Elite Rankings under the name "Jack Krone". Shortly after, Mouser confessed Jack Krone was him and he came up with that name just to "test stuff" or something. Jack Krone was, of course, removed from the rankings while many players greeted the long-absent Michael.

* Just before he made what is easily the most surprising apperance/comeback in Elite history in 2014, Michael joined The Elite Rankings under the name "Jack Krone". Shortly after, Mouser confessed Jack Krone was him and he came up with that name just to "test stuff" or something. After the confession, Jack Krone was, of course, immediately removed from the rankings whereas many players greeted the long-absent Michael.

* Frequently hoards and releases PRs in random order.

* Frequently hoards and releases PRs in random order.

* Has never had a consistent timespage and will never have one.

* Has never had a consistent timespage and will never have one.

* For reasons unknown, Michael decided to go for the untied WR on [[Defection]] DLTK. He completed a run in [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9U4dm-AdhA 1:29] thus beating the previous WR which was 1:38. 1:29 beats Michael's [[Perfect Agent]] PR of 1:38 although his PD file says the best time is 1:34 and his best time on the [[Special Agent]]-difficulty to be 0:26 (his PR on the rankings is 0:36), but neither of his SA/PA times have videos and are unranked. As expected, Michael never bothered to lower his LTK PR of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_l2GRopD0U 2:07] and most people think he never ever will.

* For reasons unknown, Michael somehow decided to go for the untied WR on [[Defection]] DLTK. He completed a run in [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9U4dm-AdhA 1:29] thus beating the previous WR which was 1:38. 1:29 beats Michael's [[Perfect Agent]] PR of 1:38 although his PD file says the best time is 1:34 and his best time on the [[Special Agent]]-difficulty to be 0:26 (his PR on the rankings is 0:36), but neither of his SA/PA times have videos and are unranked. As expected, Michael never bothered to lower his LTK PR of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_l2GRopD0U 2:07] and most people think he never ever will.

* Achieved quite a few PAL PRs on [[Perfect Dark]] but never updated them and probably never will.

* Achieved quite a few PAL PRs on [[Perfect Dark]] but never updated them and probably never will.

* Whenever eliters think of the word "inconsistent", the majority of them immediately associate the word with Mouser.

* Whenever eliters think of the word "inconsistent", the majority of them immediately associate the word with Mouser.