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Jorg Butt is slang for funny quotes said in the #mariokart IRC channel, mostly by [[Honko]] and [[Tuomas_Dunkel|tuomas]]. Here is a list of these funny quotes:-

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*<@shadow> I'm gonna find shane quinlan.

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*<@shadow> and kill him

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*<@shadow> I'm telling you...me + shane quinlan + pliers = future situation.

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*<GeneralWop> my dream threeway would be terrence, thiron and fenner

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*<Honko> listen to padz he is ranked Expert C in girls

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*[13:26] <Honko> tuomas more like poomas

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*[13:34] <tuomas> honko more like ghonorrheako

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*[13:34] <tuomas> thats the best i could come up with in 7 minutes

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* * tuomas (~tuomas@xxx.elisa-laajakaista.fi) has joined #mariokart

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*<Honko> more like tuomasturbate

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*<@Honko> cdm more like cunt dick meeting

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*<@zarkov> cdm more like clark dictatorship meeting

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*<@tuomas> cdm more like cool dunkel meeting

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*<zarkov> ALAKTORN more like ALAKTO-MOVE-IT-MOVE-IT

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*<Honko> april more like raperil

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*<zarkov> StinsonAtWork more like stinsonatbrothel

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*<fank009> zarkov more like pissov

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*<Howes> world of goo more like honko meets clark

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*<Roy> this theme plays while honko tells "more like" jokes

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*<Roy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uKXoZ5oyo0

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*<RVZ> im mkdd goat

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*<tuomas> gayest of all time?

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*<RVZ> yeh thats rly funny

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*<padz> come @ me mvt

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*<tuomas> @ = on

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*<@Honko> [...] dudes are hot clark

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*<zarkov> nice wr

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*<Honko> why are you wearing shorts?

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*<Honko> please provide two reasons

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*<padz> they're comfy and easy to wear

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*<Honko> good boy

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*<Honko> now take them off

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*<Duff> i often get banned because of my mysterious smile

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*<tuomas> if animals arent supposed to be eaten then why are their bodies made out of food?

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*<Honko> there are only three good things about zelda

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*<Honko> 1) the guy with the balloon

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*<Honko> 2) the guy who sells the masks

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*<shadow> WAT IS THREE

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*<Honko> <MMF> oh you charged that MT? i'm sorry, i was too busy loading more dreamcrushing death moles to accept any more input from your controller

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*<zarkov> i just call it bum rape

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*<Flo1> that's epic!

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*<zarkov> honko is one half nigger, and one half doing a padz

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*<padz> who the fuk is clara

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*<Clara> guillaume leviach's wife

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*<padz> o

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*<tuomas> im only the #2 ranked tuomas in finland in smk

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*!* MVT has joined #mariokart

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*<MVT> AAAAAAUEUEGHHHHH

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*<MVT> WAHHHHH

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*<MVT> I CANT EVER GOT LECKY

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*<MVT> AIOUDF IOAUIER

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*<IsThatAGoodThing> sup fank

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*<IsThatAGoodThing> hows the weather down there today

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*<fank009> looks like roof :P

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*<Utter> who are the most calm of people? The nomads! Ho ho ho...

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*<KoopZ> who are you?

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*<Hcte> read my name in reverse big guy

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*<Honko> <sami> I've stolen a considerable amount of Leyla's virginity.

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*<@Honko> you can give leyla the one thing sami never could

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*<@Honko> functioning sperm

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*<duffjr> i see a floating penis a few inches over my head. i begun to suck it to satisfy the necessary progression of events. my mom yells, "what the hell are you doing?" i respond, "i'm sucking this penis," to which she replies, "sick." and that was everything that happened.

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*<duffjr> i got a boner reading about endosperms

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*<BPA> fanks brain is like drew's in reverse

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*<BPA> actual ideas expressed randomly. drew's is whack ideas expressed eloquently

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*<Honko> clarks is nonexistant ideas expressed hornily

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*<utter> through interpretive dance

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*<@DrFank> im a certified dr of phalloplasty

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*<NoNick4> nonick4 is a name that inspires fear

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*<NoNick4> you see it and you think "oh shit i'm gonna die"

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*<tuomas> more like 'gay'

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*<tuomas> only gays ride bikes

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*<tuomas> hummer is the only way to roll

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* * @karterfreak (~chatzilla@xxx.dsl.bell.ca) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86.1 [Firefox 3.6.17/20110420140830]�)

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*<Honko> bye secksule man

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*<tuomas> i almost got laid last night. i was already naked on my bed ready for action. all i needed was a chick.

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*<@Honko> enough tomfoolery

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*<shadow> that word sounds like it was invented for the gaff

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*<shadow> when tuomas burns someone next, imma call it a slam dunkel

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*<sn1989> I'd only fuck a tranny that actually looked female tbh

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*<zarkov> would you suck its cock stacy?

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*<zarkov> or is that a step too far?

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*<sn1989> You know what, I would

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*<Hutch> who's lendawg btw?

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*<shadow_> ...

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*<shadow_> you know you're old when people don't remember lendawg

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*<+shadow> ((lendawg+mkwii)/fenner + Hab) * Gregor Fran

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*<tuomas> karel used the word agglomeration on the mb

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*<tuomas> he's such a plonker

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*<Genesis> No i dont want to bone duff in his present state

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*<Genesis> he really let himself go

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== Puns ==

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A selection of the finest plays on words said in #mariokart

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*<Utter> Crocodile Lundeen

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*<zarkov> Tuomas Dunkeldore

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*<shadow> Cole Gilbert and Sullivan

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