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| − | *<@shadow> I'm gonna find shane quinlan.
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| − | *<@shadow> and kill him
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| − | *<@shadow> I'm telling you...me + shane quinlan + pliers = future situation.
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| − | *<GeneralWop> my dream threeway would be terrence, thiron and fenner
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| − | *<@Honko> you can give leyla the one thing sami never could
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| − | *<@Honko> functioning sperm
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| − | *<Honko> listen to padz he is ranked Expert C in girls
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| − | *[13:26] <Honko> tuomas more like poomas
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| − | *[13:34] <tuomas> honko more like ghonorrheako
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| − | *[13:34] <tuomas> thats the best i could come up with in 7 minutes
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| − | * * tuomas (~tuomas@xxx.elisa-laajakaista.fi) has joined #mariokart
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| − | *<Honko> more like tuomasturbate
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| − | *<@Honko> cdm more like cunt dick meeting
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| − | *<@zarkov> cdm more like clark dictatorship meeting
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| − | *<@tuomas> cdm more like cool dunkel meeting
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| − | *<zarkov> ALAKTORN more like ALAKTO-MOVE-IT-MOVE-IT
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| − | *<Honko> april more like raperil
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| − | *<zarkov> StinsonAtWork more like stinsonatbrothel
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| − | *<fank009> zarkov more like pissov
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| − | *<Howes> world of goo more like honko meets clark
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| − | *<Roy> this theme plays while honko tells "more like" jokes
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| − | *<Roy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uKXoZ5oyo0
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| − | *<RVZ> im mkdd goat
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| − | *<tuomas> gayest of all time?
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| − | *<RVZ> yeh thats rly funny
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| − | *<@Honko> [...] dudes are hot clark
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| − | *<Honko> why are you wearing shorts?
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| − | *<Honko> please provide two reasons
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| − | *<padz> they're comfy and easy to wear
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| − | *<Honko> good boy
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| − | *<Honko> now take them off
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| − | *<Duff> i often get banned because of my mysterious smile
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| − | *<tuomas> if animals arent supposed to be eaten then why are their bodies made out of food?
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| − | *<Honko> there are only three good things about zelda
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| − | *<Honko> 1) the guy with the balloon
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| − | *<Honko> 2) the guy who sells the masks
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| − | *<shadow> WAT IS THREE
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| − | *<Honko> <MMF> oh you charged that MT? i'm sorry, i was too busy loading more dreamcrushing death moles to accept any more input from your controller
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| − | *<zarkov> i just call it bum rape
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| − | *<Flo1> that's epic!
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| − | *<zarkov> honko is one half nigger, and one half doing a padz
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| − | *<padz> who the fuk is clara
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| − | *<Clara> guillaume leviach's wife
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| − | *<padz> o
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| − | *<tuomas> im only the #2 ranked tuomas in finland in smk
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| − | *!* MVT has joined #mariokart
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| − | *<MVT> AAAAAAUEUEGHHHHH
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| − | *<MVT> WAHHHHH
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| − | *<MVT> I CANT EVER GOT LECKY
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| − | *<MVT> AIOUDF IOAUIER
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| − | *<IsThatAGoodThing> sup fank
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| − | *<IsThatAGoodThing> hows the weather down there today
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| − | *<fank009> looks like roof :P
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| − | *<padz> come @ me mvt
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| − | *<tuomas> @ = on
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| − | *<KoopZ> who are you?
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| − | *<Hcte> read my name in reverse big guy
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| − | *<Honko> <sami> I've stolen a considerable amount of Leyla's virginity.
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| − | *<duffjr> i see a floating penis a few inches over my head. i begun to suck it to satisfy the necessary progression of events. my mom yells, "what the hell are you doing?" i respond, "i'm sucking this penis," to which she replies, "sick." and that was everything that happened.
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| − | *<zarkov> nice wr
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| − | *<BPA> fanks brain is like drew's in reverse
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| − | *<BPA> actual ideas expressed randomly. drew's is whack ideas expressed eloquently
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| − | *<Honko> clarks is nonexistant ideas expressed hornily
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| − | *<utter> through interpretive dance
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| − | *<@DrFank> im a certified dr of phalloplasty
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| − | *<NoNick4> nonick4 is a name that inspires fear
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| − | *<NoNick4> you see it and you think "oh shit i'm gonna die"
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| − | *<tuomas> more like 'gay'
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| − | *<tuomas> only gays ride bikes
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| − | *<tuomas> hummer is the only way to roll
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| − | * * @karterfreak (~chatzilla@xxx.dsl.bell.ca) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86.1 [Firefox 3.6.17/20110420140830]�)
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| − | *<Honko> bye secksule man
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| − | *<duffjr> i got a boner reading about endosperms
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| − | *<tuomas> i almost got laid last night. i was already naked on my bed ready for action. all i needed was a chick.
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| − | *<Utter> who are the most calm of people? The nomads! Ho ho ho...
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| − | *<@Honko> enough tomfoolery
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| − | *<shadow> that word sounds like it was invented for the gaff
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| − | *<shadow> when tuomas burns someone next, imma call it a slam dunkel
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| − | *<sn1989> I'd only fuck a tranny that actually looked female tbh
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| − | *<zarkov> would you suck its cock stacy?
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| − | *<zarkov> or is that a step too far?
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| − | *<sn1989> You know what, I would
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| − | *<Hutch> who's lendawg btw?
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| − | *<shadow_> you know you're old when people don't remember lendawg
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| − | *<+shadow> ((lendawg+mkwii)/fenner + Hab) * Gregor Fran
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| − | *<tuomas> karel used the word agglomeration on the mb
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| − | *<tuomas> he's such a plonker
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| − | *<Genesis> No i dont want to bone duff in his present state
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| − | *<Genesis> he really let himself go
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| − | *<duff> i got washboard abs
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| − | *<duff> homeless hercules
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| − | == Puns ==
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| − | A selection of the finest plays on words said in #mariokart
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| − | *<Utter> Crocodile Lundeen
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| − | *<zarkov> Tuomas Dunkeldore
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| − | *<shadow> Cole Gilbert and Sullivan
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| − | [[Category:Kart Social]]
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