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It's '''2008 Craption Thursday'''! Let's see who came up with the best captions for these 10 (plus TB) images! | It's '''2008 Craption Thursday'''! Let's see who came up with the best captions for these 10 (plus TB) images! | ||
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== Final Results == | == Final Results == | ||
| − | 1. [[Ngamer]] - 23 points | + | 1. [[Ngamer]] - 23 points<br> |
| − | 2. [[QB]] - 15 points | + | 2. [[QB]] - 15 points<br> |
| − | 3. [[Jack]] - 12 points (won TB) | + | 3. [[Jack]] - 12 points (won TB)<br> |
| − | 4. [[Thingy]] - 12 points | + | 4. [[Thingy]] - 12 points<br> |
| − | 5. [[Infil]] - 8 points (won TB) | + | 5. [[Infil]] - 8 points (won TB)<br> |
| − | 6. [[Goose]] - 8 points | + | 6. [[Goose]] - 8 points<br> |
| − | 7. [[drag]] - 4 points | + | 7. [[drag]] - 4 points<br> |
8. [[Jimbo]] - 1 point | 8. [[Jimbo]] - 1 point | ||
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| − | 1. The real reason Ngamer is single... OH NO! He lives in a SINGLE SEATER! (Goose) - 1 | + | 1. The real reason Ngamer is single... OH NO! He lives in a SINGLE SEATER! (Goose) - 1<br> |
| − | 2. Fox Mulder's sauna NOT for rent. (Thingy) - 1 | + | 2. Fox Mulder's sauna NOT for rent. (Thingy) - 1<br> |
| − | 3. Free Anal probe with every rental! Some insertion required. (Jack) - 3 | + | 3. Free Anal probe with every rental! Some insertion required. (Jack) - 3<br> |
| − | 4. Star Trek started modestly, increasing their budget by renting out their props in Shatner's backyard. (Infil) - 4 | + | 4. Star Trek started modestly, increasing their budget by renting out their props in Shatner's backyard. (Infil) - 4<br> |
== Craption #10 == | == Craption #10 == | ||
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http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/889.jpg | http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/889.jpg | ||
| − | 1. Bitch, please. (drag) - | + | 1. Bitch, please. (drag) - <br> |
| − | 2. It doesn't matter how big of a phone Goose buys, girls still won't call him. (Infil) - 4 | + | 2. It doesn't matter how big of a phone Goose buys, girls still won't call him. (Infil) - 4<br> |
| − | 3. Word on the street is that Boss' absence from the elite is due to him finally finding employment. Good to see he's putting that B.A. to work! (Goose) - 1 | + | 3. Word on the street is that Boss' absence from the elite is due to him finally finding employment. Good to see he's putting that B.A. to work! (Goose) - 1<br> |
| − | 4. Beep beep boop beep boop boop beep (QB) - 2 | + | 4. Beep beep boop beep boop boop beep (QB) - 2<br> |
| − | 5. T-Mobile Man would probably be able to break 30 mpg, except that this model is an auto-dialer. (Ngamer) - 1 | + | 5. T-Mobile Man would probably be able to break 30 mpg, except that this model is an auto-dialer. (Ngamer) - 1<br> |
| − | 6. Because everything is better with wheels. (Jack) - 2 | + | 6. Because everything is better with wheels. (Jack) - 2<br> |
| − | 7. No wonder I've been getting all those prank calls from people screaming and asking me to save them. (Thingy) - | + | 7. No wonder I've been getting all those prank calls from people screaming and asking me to save them. (Thingy) - <br> |
== Craption #9 == | == Craption #9 == | ||
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http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/876.jpg | http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/876.jpg | ||
| − | 1. Goose sinks to an all time low. (Goose) - 1 | + | 1. Goose sinks to an all time low. (Goose) - 1<br> |
| − | 2. Come take your picture with the stone pedophile! (drag) - | + | 2. Come take your picture with the stone pedophile! (drag) - <br> |
| − | 3. Little Daryl never recovered from his visit from the Ghost of Child Molestations Past. (Ngamer) - 3 | + | 3. Little Daryl never recovered from his visit from the Ghost of Child Molestations Past. (Ngamer) - 3<br> |
| − | 4. They only put Moses in the river because he was black. (Thingy) - 2 | + | 4. They only put Moses in the river because he was black. (Thingy) - 2<br> |
| − | 5. The kid wanted a massage and he got it. (QB) - 1 | + | 5. The kid wanted a massage and he got it. (QB) - 1<br> |
| − | 6. Aaaw, let him go, grandma. He just wants to poke the lions. (Jack) - 1 | + | 6. Aaaw, let him go, grandma. He just wants to poke the lions. (Jack) - 1<br> |
== Craption #8 == | == Craption #8 == | ||
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http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/918.jpg | http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/918.jpg | ||
| − | 1. Subzero in his early training days. (drag) - 3 | + | 1. Subzero in his early training days. (drag) - 3<br> |
| − | 2. This is why there is a strict | + | 2. This is why there is a strict "NO DRINKING" policy at the Weatherton's Elite-Kart Virginia meet. (Goose) - <br> |
| − | 3. | + | 3. "I'm so thirsty I can drink a geyser without missing a drop." (Thingy) - 2<br> |
| − | 4. The shellfish had gone bad. (QB) - | + | 4. The shellfish had gone bad. (QB) - <br> |
| − | 5. Uh oh, I think this statue might be throwing up! (Ngamer) - | + | 5. Uh oh, I think this statue might be throwing up! (Ngamer) - <br> |
| − | 6. As unsightly as a statue of a man puking is, it is infinitely better than the old scenery here. You see, it used to be a Starbucks. (Jack) - 2 | + | 6. As unsightly as a statue of a man puking is, it is infinitely better than the old scenery here. You see, it used to be a Starbucks. (Jack) - 2<br> |
== Craption #7 == | == Craption #7 == | ||
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http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/958.jpg | http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/958.jpg | ||
| − | 1. The birth of Goose's first child. (Thingy) | + | 1. The birth of Goose's first child. (Thingy)<br> |
| − | 2. In case anyone really wanted to know how babies are born...... (drag) - 1 | + | 2. In case anyone really wanted to know how babies are born...... (drag) - 1<br> |
| − | 3. Someone tell Goose that this is NOT an effective way to learn what eating out a vagina is like. (Goose) - | + | 3. Someone tell Goose that this is NOT an effective way to learn what eating out a vagina is like. (Goose) - <br> |
| − | 4. Teleportation pods have come a long way, but we clearly need to make those things more accurate. (Jack) - 3 | + | 4. Teleportation pods have come a long way, but we clearly need to make those things more accurate. (Jack) - 3<br> |
| − | 5. An unfortunate injury occurring on the set of the new Addams Family movie, starring Steve Martin as Uncle Fester. (QB) - 2 | + | 5. An unfortunate injury occurring on the set of the new Addams Family movie, starring Steve Martin as Uncle Fester. (QB) - 2<br> |
| − | 6. Dez nuts! (Ngamer) - 1 | + | 6. Dez nuts! (Ngamer) - 1<br> |
== Craption #6 == | == Craption #6 == | ||
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http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/828.jpg | http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/828.jpg | ||
| − | 1. Saw 6: Oct 25, 2009. You haven't seen anything yet. (Goose) - 1 | + | 1. Saw 6: Oct 25, 2009. You haven't seen anything yet. (Goose) - 1<br> |
| − | 2. Why else would H.G. wells have wanted a time machine? Roman slaves finally put to good use. (Thingy) | + | 2. Why else would H.G. wells have wanted a time machine? Roman slaves finally put to good use. (Thingy)<br> |
| − | 3. If you look closely, you can see a third nipple. Though, that's not what the Irishman is looking for. (Infil) - | + | 3. If you look closely, you can see a third nipple. Though, that's not what the Irishman is looking for. (Infil) - <br> |
| − | 4. The weird thing is, the guy on the RIGHT was actually the one who lost the bet. (Ngamer) - 6 | + | 4. The weird thing is, the guy on the RIGHT was actually the one who lost the bet. (Ngamer) - 6<br> |
| − | 5. After repeated complaints from his son, Goose's father finally agreed to cover his face while working. (QB) - | + | 5. After repeated complaints from his son, Goose's father finally agreed to cover his face while working. (QB) - <br> |
| − | 6. Though horses are generally frowned upon indoors, with a little wit and ingenuity, you still don't have to walk! (Jack) - 1 | + | 6. Though horses are generally frowned upon indoors, with a little wit and ingenuity, you still don't have to walk! (Jack) - 1<br> |
| − | 7. Jimbo trimming down a few more extra pounds for Virginia. (drag) - | + | 7. Jimbo trimming down a few more extra pounds for Virginia. (drag) - <br> |
== Craption #5 == | == Craption #5 == | ||
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http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/938.jpg | http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/938.jpg | ||
| − | 1. Mario and Luigi were getting old, so now Japan sells Tardio and Jewigi. (Thingy) - 5 | + | 1. Mario and Luigi were getting old, so now Japan sells Tardio and Jewigi. (Thingy) - 5<br> |
| − | 2. Holy crap, what a deal on New Super Mario Bros! (Infil) - 1 | + | 2. Holy crap, what a deal on New Super Mario Bros! (Infil) - 1<br> |
| − | 3. Pedophilia is actually considered habitual in middle eastern nations. This is why Perfectace is so enticed to play videogames solicited by creepy men. Note: Modeling for Mario, Bryan Bosshardt, and modeling for Luigi, Ryan White. (Goose) - 1 | + | 3. Pedophilia is actually considered habitual in middle eastern nations. This is why Perfectace is so enticed to play videogames solicited by creepy men. Note: Modeling for Mario, Bryan Bosshardt, and modeling for Luigi, Ryan White. (Goose) - 1<br> |
| − | 4. In the Japanese text, Mario threatens to eat the babies of anyone who does purchase Mario Bros DS. No wonder it sold 7 mil in Japan! (Ngamer) - | + | 4. In the Japanese text, Mario threatens to eat the babies of anyone who does purchase Mario Bros DS. No wonder it sold 7 mil in Japan! (Ngamer) - <br> |
| − | 5. The death penalty is scheduled for reinstatement in 2009. This artwork is the reason why. (Jack) | + | 5. The death penalty is scheduled for reinstatement in 2009. This artwork is the reason why. (Jack)<br> |
| − | 6. Sales fell to an all-time low when this artwork was displayed. (QB) - 1 | + | 6. Sales fell to an all-time low when this artwork was displayed. (QB) - 1<br> |
| − | 7. In Japanese, this translates | + | 7. In Japanese, this translates "gay plumbers". (drag) - <br> |
== Craption #4 == | == Craption #4 == | ||
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http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/833.jpg | http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/833.jpg | ||
| − | 1. After a slow start, the car did in fact win the gold medal. No silver medal was awarded, as there were no survivors. (QB) - 1 | + | 1. After a slow start, the car did in fact win the gold medal. No silver medal was awarded, as there were no survivors. (QB) - 1<br> |
| − | 2. Taking bets on who will win this race. The girl is a 3:1 underdog. (drag) | + | 2. Taking bets on who will win this race. The girl is a 3:1 underdog. (drag)<br> |
| − | 3. Although allowed to compete at the 2012 London games, the Transformers were banned from all future Olympics. (Ngamer) - 4 | + | 3. Although allowed to compete at the 2012 London games, the Transformers were banned from all future Olympics. (Ngamer) - 4<br> |
| − | 4. Bitch plz (Jimbo) - | + | 4. Bitch plz (Jimbo) - <br> |
| − | 5. Jimbo thought the 500 meter dash was a NASCAR event. (Jack)- 1 | + | 5. Jimbo thought the 500 meter dash was a NASCAR event. (Jack)- 1<br> |
| − | 6. Strangely enough, this underpowered Hyundai *still* couldn't beat this athlete in the 100m dash. (Infil) - 1 | + | 6. Strangely enough, this underpowered Hyundai *still* couldn't beat this athlete in the 100m dash. (Infil) - 1<br> |
| − | 7. A black person VS. a french car. Did you really think the car had a chance? (Goose) - 1 | + | 7. A black person VS. a french car. Did you really think the car had a chance? (Goose) - 1<br> |
| − | 8. And you thought the Jamaican track team practiced running on their own. (Thingy) - 2 | + | 8. And you thought the Jamaican track team practiced running on their own. (Thingy) - 2<br> |
== Craption #3 == | == Craption #3 == | ||
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http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/867.jpg | http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/867.jpg | ||
| − | 1. They were very serious about repaying those Girl Scout cookie loans this year. (Ngamer) - 4 | + | 1. They were very serious about repaying those Girl Scout cookie loans this year. (Ngamer) - 4<br> |
| − | 2. What those Russian Olympic gymnasts really do in practice. (Thingy) - 1 | + | 2. What those Russian Olympic gymnasts really do in practice. (Thingy) - 1<br> |
| − | 3. Goose, wearing a mask, approaches a class of 15 year olds and younger learning how to use a firearm. (Jimbo) - 1 | + | 3. Goose, wearing a mask, approaches a class of 15 year olds and younger learning how to use a firearm. (Jimbo) - 1<br> |
| − | 4. This is what happens when a boy double crosses the Girl Scouts. (drag) - | + | 4. This is what happens when a boy double crosses the Girl Scouts. (drag) - <br> |
| − | 5. 2016: Sarah Palin is president and all her granddaughters are invited to the inauguration. (Goose) - 1 | + | 5. 2016: Sarah Palin is president and all her granddaughters are invited to the inauguration. (Goose) - 1<br> |
| − | 6. The girls of Hillsboro ballet school taking target practice in anticipation of the next zombie outbreak. (QB) - | + | 6. The girls of Hillsboro ballet school taking target practice in anticipation of the next zombie outbreak. (QB) - <br> |
| − | 7. Not pictured: Keanu Reeves. (Jack) - 1 | + | 7. Not pictured: Keanu Reeves. (Jack) - 1<br> |
== Craption #2 == | == Craption #2 == | ||
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| − | 1. Infil's soulmate, someone as...... strange as him! (Jimbo) | + | 1. Infil's soulmate, someone as...... strange as him! (Jimbo) <br> |
| − | 2. In soviet Russia, chair sits on you! (Jack) - 1 | + | 2. In soviet Russia, chair sits on you! (Jack) - 1 <br> |
| − | 3. NOW ON SALE: Jimbo Chairs!! 90 Pounds off! BUY BUY BUY! (Goose) - 1 | + | 3. NOW ON SALE: Jimbo Chairs!! 90 Pounds off! BUY BUY BUY! (Goose) - 1<br> |
| − | 4. | + | 4. "I hope I can get some hot chick to sit on me. Nobody will think this isn't a real chair!" (drag)<br> |
| − | 5. Jimbo, enraged at yet another Packers loss, takes a load off. (Infil) - | + | 5. Jimbo, enraged at yet another Packers loss, takes a load off. (Infil) - <br> |
| − | 6. A couch sweet potato! (Thingy) - | + | 6. A couch sweet potato! (Thingy) - <br> |
| − | 7. For some reason, Goose always sits in his Lazy Boy... ''backwards''. (Ngamer) - 1 | + | 7. For some reason, Goose always sits in his Lazy Boy... ''backwards''. (Ngamer) - 1<br> |
| − | 8. The owner of this chair clearly won't stand for this blatant racism. He'll sit quite comfortably. (QB) - 6 | + | 8. The owner of this chair clearly won't stand for this blatant racism. He'll sit quite comfortably. (QB) - 6<br> |
== Craption #1 == | == Craption #1 == | ||
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| − | 1. Goose in 30 years... on parole. (Goose) - 1 | + | 1. Goose in 30 years... on parole. (Goose) - 1<br> |
| − | 2. Angry sex is always better on christmas! (drag) - | + | 2. Angry sex is always better on christmas! (drag) - <br> |
| − | 3. The back of his shirt reads | + | 3. The back of his shirt reads "is something I hope to have some day." (Ngamer) - 3<br> |
| − | 4. Above: Rejected advertisement for Aquafina. | + | 4. Above: Rejected advertisement for Aquafina. "Dirty Old Men" wasn't really their angle. (Jack) - 1<br> |
| − | 5. Santa Claus all amped up on Viagra, steroids, and protein drinks! (Jimbo) - | + | 5. Santa Claus all amped up on Viagra, steroids, and protein drinks! (Jimbo) - <br> |
| − | 6. Santa Claus was troublesome in his teen years. (Infil) - 2 | + | 6. Santa Claus was troublesome in his teen years. (Infil) - 2<br> |
Revision as of 20:00, 23 November 2010
It's 2008 Craption Thursday! Let's see who came up with the best captions for these 10 (plus TB) images!
Final Results
1. Ngamer - 23 points<br> 2. QB - 15 points<br> 3. Jack - 12 points (won TB)<br> 4. Thingy - 12 points<br> 5. Infil - 8 points (won TB)<br> 6. Goose - 8 points<br> 7. drag - 4 points<br> 8. Jimbo - 1 point
Craption TB
1. The real reason Ngamer is single... OH NO! He lives in a SINGLE SEATER! (Goose) - 1<br> 2. Fox Mulder's sauna NOT for rent. (Thingy) - 1<br> 3. Free Anal probe with every rental! Some insertion required. (Jack) - 3<br> 4. Star Trek started modestly, increasing their budget by renting out their props in Shatner's backyard. (Infil) - 4<br>
Craption #10
1. Bitch, please. (drag) - <br> 2. It doesn't matter how big of a phone Goose buys, girls still won't call him. (Infil) - 4<br> 3. Word on the street is that Boss' absence from the elite is due to him finally finding employment. Good to see he's putting that B.A. to work! (Goose) - 1<br> 4. Beep beep boop beep boop boop beep (QB) - 2<br> 5. T-Mobile Man would probably be able to break 30 mpg, except that this model is an auto-dialer. (Ngamer) - 1<br> 6. Because everything is better with wheels. (Jack) - 2<br> 7. No wonder I've been getting all those prank calls from people screaming and asking me to save them. (Thingy) - <br>
Craption #9
1. Goose sinks to an all time low. (Goose) - 1<br> 2. Come take your picture with the stone pedophile! (drag) - <br> 3. Little Daryl never recovered from his visit from the Ghost of Child Molestations Past. (Ngamer) - 3<br> 4. They only put Moses in the river because he was black. (Thingy) - 2<br> 5. The kid wanted a massage and he got it. (QB) - 1<br> 6. Aaaw, let him go, grandma. He just wants to poke the lions. (Jack) - 1<br>
Craption #8
1. Subzero in his early training days. (drag) - 3<br> 2. This is why there is a strict "NO DRINKING" policy at the Weatherton's Elite-Kart Virginia meet. (Goose) - <br> 3. "I'm so thirsty I can drink a geyser without missing a drop." (Thingy) - 2<br> 4. The shellfish had gone bad. (QB) - <br> 5. Uh oh, I think this statue might be throwing up! (Ngamer) - <br> 6. As unsightly as a statue of a man puking is, it is infinitely better than the old scenery here. You see, it used to be a Starbucks. (Jack) - 2<br>
Craption #7
1. The birth of Goose's first child. (Thingy)<br> 2. In case anyone really wanted to know how babies are born...... (drag) - 1<br> 3. Someone tell Goose that this is NOT an effective way to learn what eating out a vagina is like. (Goose) - <br> 4. Teleportation pods have come a long way, but we clearly need to make those things more accurate. (Jack) - 3<br> 5. An unfortunate injury occurring on the set of the new Addams Family movie, starring Steve Martin as Uncle Fester. (QB) - 2<br> 6. Dez nuts! (Ngamer) - 1<br>
Craption #6
1. Saw 6: Oct 25, 2009. You haven't seen anything yet. (Goose) - 1<br> 2. Why else would H.G. wells have wanted a time machine? Roman slaves finally put to good use. (Thingy)<br> 3. If you look closely, you can see a third nipple. Though, that's not what the Irishman is looking for. (Infil) - <br> 4. The weird thing is, the guy on the RIGHT was actually the one who lost the bet. (Ngamer) - 6<br> 5. After repeated complaints from his son, Goose's father finally agreed to cover his face while working. (QB) - <br> 6. Though horses are generally frowned upon indoors, with a little wit and ingenuity, you still don't have to walk! (Jack) - 1<br> 7. Jimbo trimming down a few more extra pounds for Virginia. (drag) - <br>
Craption #5
1. Mario and Luigi were getting old, so now Japan sells Tardio and Jewigi. (Thingy) - 5<br> 2. Holy crap, what a deal on New Super Mario Bros! (Infil) - 1<br> 3. Pedophilia is actually considered habitual in middle eastern nations. This is why Perfectace is so enticed to play videogames solicited by creepy men. Note: Modeling for Mario, Bryan Bosshardt, and modeling for Luigi, Ryan White. (Goose) - 1<br> 4. In the Japanese text, Mario threatens to eat the babies of anyone who does purchase Mario Bros DS. No wonder it sold 7 mil in Japan! (Ngamer) - <br> 5. The death penalty is scheduled for reinstatement in 2009. This artwork is the reason why. (Jack)<br> 6. Sales fell to an all-time low when this artwork was displayed. (QB) - 1<br> 7. In Japanese, this translates "gay plumbers". (drag) - <br>
Craption #4
1. After a slow start, the car did in fact win the gold medal. No silver medal was awarded, as there were no survivors. (QB) - 1<br> 2. Taking bets on who will win this race. The girl is a 3:1 underdog. (drag)<br> 3. Although allowed to compete at the 2012 London games, the Transformers were banned from all future Olympics. (Ngamer) - 4<br> 4. Bitch plz (Jimbo) - <br> 5. Jimbo thought the 500 meter dash was a NASCAR event. (Jack)- 1<br> 6. Strangely enough, this underpowered Hyundai *still* couldn't beat this athlete in the 100m dash. (Infil) - 1<br> 7. A black person VS. a french car. Did you really think the car had a chance? (Goose) - 1<br> 8. And you thought the Jamaican track team practiced running on their own. (Thingy) - 2<br>
Craption #3
1. They were very serious about repaying those Girl Scout cookie loans this year. (Ngamer) - 4<br> 2. What those Russian Olympic gymnasts really do in practice. (Thingy) - 1<br> 3. Goose, wearing a mask, approaches a class of 15 year olds and younger learning how to use a firearm. (Jimbo) - 1<br> 4. This is what happens when a boy double crosses the Girl Scouts. (drag) - <br> 5. 2016: Sarah Palin is president and all her granddaughters are invited to the inauguration. (Goose) - 1<br> 6. The girls of Hillsboro ballet school taking target practice in anticipation of the next zombie outbreak. (QB) - <br> 7. Not pictured: Keanu Reeves. (Jack) - 1<br>
Craption #2
1. Infil's soulmate, someone as...... strange as him! (Jimbo) <br> 2. In soviet Russia, chair sits on you! (Jack) - 1 <br> 3. NOW ON SALE: Jimbo Chairs!! 90 Pounds off! BUY BUY BUY! (Goose) - 1<br> 4. "I hope I can get some hot chick to sit on me. Nobody will think this isn't a real chair!" (drag)<br> 5. Jimbo, enraged at yet another Packers loss, takes a load off. (Infil) - <br> 6. A couch sweet potato! (Thingy) - <br> 7. For some reason, Goose always sits in his Lazy Boy... backwards. (Ngamer) - 1<br> 8. The owner of this chair clearly won't stand for this blatant racism. He'll sit quite comfortably. (QB) - 6<br>
Craption #1
1. Goose in 30 years... on parole. (Goose) - 1<br> 2. Angry sex is always better on christmas! (drag) - <br> 3. The back of his shirt reads "is something I hope to have some day." (Ngamer) - 3<br> 4. Above: Rejected advertisement for Aquafina. "Dirty Old Men" wasn't really their angle. (Jack) - 1<br> 5. Santa Claus all amped up on Viagra, steroids, and protein drinks! (Jimbo) - <br> 6. Santa Claus was troublesome in his teen years. (Infil) - 2<br>
