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It's '''2008 Craption Thursday'''!  Let's see who came up with the best captions for these 10 (plus TB) images!
 
It's '''2008 Craption Thursday'''!  Let's see who came up with the best captions for these 10 (plus TB) images!
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== Final Results ==
 
== Final Results ==
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1. [[Ngamer]] - 23 points&lt;br&gt;
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1. [[Ngamer]] - 23 points<br>
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2. [[QB]] - 15 points&lt;br&gt;
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2. [[QB]] - 15 points<br>
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3. [[Jack]] - 12 points (won TB)&lt;br&gt;
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3. [[Jack]] - 12 points (won TB)<br>
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4. [[Thingy]] - 12 points&lt;br&gt;
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4. [[Thingy]] - 12 points<br>
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5. [[Infil]] - 8 points (won TB)&lt;br&gt;
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5. [[Infil]] - 8 points (won TB)<br>
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6. [[Goose]] - 8 points&lt;br&gt;
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6. [[Goose]] - 8 points<br>
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7. [[drag]] - 4 points&lt;br&gt;
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7. [[drag]] - 4 points<br>
 
8. [[Jimbo]] - 1 point
 
8. [[Jimbo]] - 1 point
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http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/931.jpg
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1. The real reason Ngamer is single... OH NO! He lives in a SINGLE SEATER! (Goose) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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1. The real reason Ngamer is single... OH NO! He lives in a SINGLE SEATER! (Goose) - 1<br>
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2.  Fox Mulder's sauna NOT for rent. (Thingy) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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2.  Fox Mulder's sauna NOT for rent. (Thingy) - 1<br>
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3. Free Anal probe with every rental! Some insertion required. (Jack) - 3&lt;br&gt;
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3. Free Anal probe with every rental! Some insertion required. (Jack) - 3<br>
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4. Star Trek started modestly, increasing their budget by renting out their props in Shatner's backyard. (Infil) - 4&lt;br&gt;
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4. Star Trek started modestly, increasing their budget by renting out their props in Shatner's backyard. (Infil) - 4<br>
    
== Craption #10 ==
 
== Craption #10 ==
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http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/889.jpg
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1. Bitch, please. (drag) - &lt;br&gt;
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1. Bitch, please. (drag) - <br>
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2. It doesn't matter how big of a phone Goose buys, girls still won't call him. (Infil) - 4&lt;br&gt;
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2. It doesn't matter how big of a phone Goose buys, girls still won't call him. (Infil) - 4<br>
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3. Word on the street is that Boss' absence from the elite is due to him finally finding employment. Good to see he's putting that B.A. to work! (Goose) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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3. Word on the street is that Boss' absence from the elite is due to him finally finding employment. Good to see he's putting that B.A. to work! (Goose) - 1<br>
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4. Beep beep boop beep boop boop beep (QB) - 2&lt;br&gt;
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4. Beep beep boop beep boop boop beep (QB) - 2<br>
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5. T-Mobile Man would probably be able to break 30 mpg, except that this model is an auto-dialer. (Ngamer) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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5. T-Mobile Man would probably be able to break 30 mpg, except that this model is an auto-dialer. (Ngamer) - 1<br>
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6. Because everything is better with wheels. (Jack) - 2&lt;br&gt;
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6. Because everything is better with wheels. (Jack) - 2<br>
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7. No wonder I've been getting all those prank calls from people screaming and asking me to save them. (Thingy) - &lt;br&gt;
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7. No wonder I've been getting all those prank calls from people screaming and asking me to save them. (Thingy) - <br>
    
== Craption #9 ==
 
== Craption #9 ==
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http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/876.jpg
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1. Goose sinks to an all time low. (Goose) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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1. Goose sinks to an all time low. (Goose) - 1<br>
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2. Come take your picture with the stone pedophile! (drag) - &lt;br&gt;
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2. Come take your picture with the stone pedophile! (drag) - <br>
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3. Little Daryl never recovered from his visit from the Ghost of Child Molestations Past. (Ngamer) - 3&lt;br&gt;
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3. Little Daryl never recovered from his visit from the Ghost of Child Molestations Past. (Ngamer) - 3<br>
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4. They only put Moses in the river because he was black. (Thingy) - 2&lt;br&gt;
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4. They only put Moses in the river because he was black. (Thingy) - 2<br>
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5. The kid wanted a massage and he got it. (QB) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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5. The kid wanted a massage and he got it. (QB) - 1<br>
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6. Aaaw, let him go, grandma. He just wants to poke the lions. (Jack) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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6. Aaaw, let him go, grandma. He just wants to poke the lions. (Jack) - 1<br>
    
== Craption #8 ==
 
== Craption #8 ==
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http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/918.jpg
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1. Subzero in his early training days. (drag) - 3&lt;br&gt;
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1. Subzero in his early training days. (drag) - 3<br>
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2. This is why there is a strict &quot;NO DRINKING&quot; policy at the Weatherton's Elite-Kart Virginia meet. (Goose) - &lt;br&gt;
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2. This is why there is a strict "NO DRINKING" policy at the Weatherton's Elite-Kart Virginia meet. (Goose) - <br>
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3. &quot;I'm so thirsty I can drink a geyser without missing a drop.&quot; (Thingy) - 2&lt;br&gt;
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3. "I'm so thirsty I can drink a geyser without missing a drop." (Thingy) - 2<br>
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4. The shellfish had gone bad. (QB) - &lt;br&gt;
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4. The shellfish had gone bad. (QB) - <br>
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5. Uh oh, I think this statue might be throwing up! (Ngamer) - &lt;br&gt;
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5. Uh oh, I think this statue might be throwing up! (Ngamer) - <br>
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6. As unsightly as a statue of a man puking is, it is infinitely better than the old scenery here. You see, it used to be a Starbucks. (Jack) - 2&lt;br&gt;
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6. As unsightly as a statue of a man puking is, it is infinitely better than the old scenery here. You see, it used to be a Starbucks. (Jack) - 2<br>
    
== Craption #7 ==
 
== Craption #7 ==
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http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/958.jpg
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1. The birth of Goose's first child. (Thingy)&lt;br&gt;
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1. The birth of Goose's first child. (Thingy)<br>
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2. In case anyone really wanted to know how babies are born...... (drag) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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2. In case anyone really wanted to know how babies are born...... (drag) - 1<br>
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3. Someone tell Goose that this is NOT an effective way to learn what eating out a vagina is like. (Goose) - &lt;br&gt;
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3. Someone tell Goose that this is NOT an effective way to learn what eating out a vagina is like. (Goose) - <br>
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4. Teleportation pods have come a long way, but we clearly need to make those things more accurate. (Jack) - 3&lt;br&gt;
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4. Teleportation pods have come a long way, but we clearly need to make those things more accurate. (Jack) - 3<br>
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5. An unfortunate injury occurring on the set of the new Addams Family movie, starring Steve Martin as Uncle Fester. (QB) - 2&lt;br&gt;
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5. An unfortunate injury occurring on the set of the new Addams Family movie, starring Steve Martin as Uncle Fester. (QB) - 2<br>
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6. Dez nuts! (Ngamer) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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6. Dez nuts! (Ngamer) - 1<br>
    
== Craption #6 ==
 
== Craption #6 ==
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http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/828.jpg
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1. Saw 6: Oct 25, 2009. You haven't seen anything yet. (Goose) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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1. Saw 6: Oct 25, 2009. You haven't seen anything yet. (Goose) - 1<br>
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2. Why else would H.G. wells have wanted a time machine? Roman slaves finally put to good use. (Thingy)&lt;br&gt;
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2. Why else would H.G. wells have wanted a time machine? Roman slaves finally put to good use. (Thingy)<br>
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3. If you look closely, you can see a third nipple. Though, that's not what the Irishman is looking for. (Infil) - &lt;br&gt;
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3. If you look closely, you can see a third nipple. Though, that's not what the Irishman is looking for. (Infil) - <br>
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4. The weird thing is, the guy on the RIGHT was actually the one who lost the bet. (Ngamer) - 6&lt;br&gt;
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4. The weird thing is, the guy on the RIGHT was actually the one who lost the bet. (Ngamer) - 6<br>
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5. After repeated complaints from his son, Goose's father finally agreed to cover his face while working. (QB) - &lt;br&gt;
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5. After repeated complaints from his son, Goose's father finally agreed to cover his face while working. (QB) - <br>
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6. Though horses are generally frowned upon indoors, with a little wit and ingenuity, you still don't have to walk! (Jack) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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6. Though horses are generally frowned upon indoors, with a little wit and ingenuity, you still don't have to walk! (Jack) - 1<br>
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7. Jimbo trimming down a few more extra pounds for Virginia. (drag) - &lt;br&gt;
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7. Jimbo trimming down a few more extra pounds for Virginia. (drag) - <br>
    
== Craption #5 ==
 
== Craption #5 ==
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http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/938.jpg
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1. Mario and Luigi were getting old, so now Japan sells Tardio and Jewigi. (Thingy) - 5&lt;br&gt;
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1. Mario and Luigi were getting old, so now Japan sells Tardio and Jewigi. (Thingy) - 5<br>
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2. Holy crap, what a deal on New Super Mario Bros! (Infil) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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2. Holy crap, what a deal on New Super Mario Bros! (Infil) - 1<br>
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3. Pedophilia is actually considered habitual in middle eastern nations. This is why Perfectace is so enticed to play videogames solicited by creepy men. Note: Modeling for Mario, Bryan Bosshardt, and modeling for Luigi, Ryan White. (Goose) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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3. Pedophilia is actually considered habitual in middle eastern nations. This is why Perfectace is so enticed to play videogames solicited by creepy men. Note: Modeling for Mario, Bryan Bosshardt, and modeling for Luigi, Ryan White. (Goose) - 1<br>
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4. In the Japanese text, Mario threatens to eat the babies of anyone who does purchase Mario Bros DS.  No wonder it sold 7 mil in Japan! (Ngamer) - &lt;br&gt;
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4. In the Japanese text, Mario threatens to eat the babies of anyone who does purchase Mario Bros DS.  No wonder it sold 7 mil in Japan! (Ngamer) - <br>
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5. The death penalty is scheduled for reinstatement in 2009. This artwork is the reason why. (Jack)&lt;br&gt;
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5. The death penalty is scheduled for reinstatement in 2009. This artwork is the reason why. (Jack)<br>
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6. Sales fell to an all-time low when this artwork was displayed. (QB) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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6. Sales fell to an all-time low when this artwork was displayed. (QB) - 1<br>
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7. In Japanese, this translates &quot;gay plumbers&quot;. (drag) - &lt;br&gt;
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7. In Japanese, this translates "gay plumbers". (drag) - <br>
    
== Craption #4 ==
 
== Craption #4 ==
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http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/833.jpg
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1. After a slow start, the car did in fact win the gold medal. No silver medal was awarded, as there were no survivors. (QB) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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1. After a slow start, the car did in fact win the gold medal. No silver medal was awarded, as there were no survivors. (QB) - 1<br>
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2. Taking bets on who will win this race. The girl is a 3:1 underdog. (drag)&lt;br&gt;
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2. Taking bets on who will win this race. The girl is a 3:1 underdog. (drag)<br>
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3. Although allowed to compete at the 2012 London games, the Transformers were banned from all future Olympics. (Ngamer) - 4&lt;br&gt;
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3. Although allowed to compete at the 2012 London games, the Transformers were banned from all future Olympics. (Ngamer) - 4<br>
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4. Bitch plz (Jimbo) - &lt;br&gt;
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4. Bitch plz (Jimbo) - <br>
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5. Jimbo thought the 500 meter dash was a NASCAR event. (Jack)- 1&lt;br&gt;
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5. Jimbo thought the 500 meter dash was a NASCAR event. (Jack)- 1<br>
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6. Strangely enough, this underpowered Hyundai *still* couldn't beat this athlete in the 100m dash. (Infil) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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6. Strangely enough, this underpowered Hyundai *still* couldn't beat this athlete in the 100m dash. (Infil) - 1<br>
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7. A black person VS. a french car. Did you really think the car had a chance? (Goose) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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7. A black person VS. a french car. Did you really think the car had a chance? (Goose) - 1<br>
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8. And you thought the Jamaican track team practiced running on their own. (Thingy) - 2&lt;br&gt;
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8. And you thought the Jamaican track team practiced running on their own. (Thingy) - 2<br>
    
== Craption #3 ==
 
== Craption #3 ==
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1. They were very serious about repaying those Girl Scout cookie loans this year. (Ngamer) - 4&lt;br&gt;
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1. They were very serious about repaying those Girl Scout cookie loans this year. (Ngamer) - 4<br>
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2. What those Russian Olympic gymnasts really do in practice. (Thingy) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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2. What those Russian Olympic gymnasts really do in practice. (Thingy) - 1<br>
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3. Goose, wearing a mask, approaches a class of 15 year olds and younger learning how to use a firearm. (Jimbo) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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3. Goose, wearing a mask, approaches a class of 15 year olds and younger learning how to use a firearm. (Jimbo) - 1<br>
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4. This is what happens when a boy double crosses the Girl Scouts. (drag) - &lt;br&gt;
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4. This is what happens when a boy double crosses the Girl Scouts. (drag) - <br>
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5. 2016: Sarah Palin is president and all her granddaughters are invited to the inauguration. (Goose) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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5. 2016: Sarah Palin is president and all her granddaughters are invited to the inauguration. (Goose) - 1<br>
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6. The girls of Hillsboro ballet school taking target practice in anticipation of the next zombie outbreak. (QB) - &lt;br&gt;
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6. The girls of Hillsboro ballet school taking target practice in anticipation of the next zombie outbreak. (QB) - <br>
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7. Not pictured: Keanu Reeves. (Jack) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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7. Not pictured: Keanu Reeves. (Jack) - 1<br>
    
== Craption #2 ==
 
== Craption #2 ==
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1. Infil's soulmate, someone as...... strange as him! (Jimbo) &lt;br&gt;
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1. Infil's soulmate, someone as...... strange as him! (Jimbo) <br>
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2. In soviet Russia, chair sits on you! (Jack) - 1 &lt;br&gt;
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2. In soviet Russia, chair sits on you! (Jack) - 1 <br>
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3. NOW ON SALE: Jimbo Chairs!! 90 Pounds off! BUY BUY BUY! (Goose) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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3. NOW ON SALE: Jimbo Chairs!! 90 Pounds off! BUY BUY BUY! (Goose) - 1<br>
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4. &quot;I hope I can get some hot chick to sit on me. Nobody will think this isn't a real chair!&quot; (drag)&lt;br&gt;
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4. "I hope I can get some hot chick to sit on me. Nobody will think this isn't a real chair!" (drag)<br>
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5. Jimbo, enraged at yet another Packers loss, takes a load off. (Infil) - &lt;br&gt;
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5. Jimbo, enraged at yet another Packers loss, takes a load off. (Infil) - <br>
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6. A couch sweet potato! (Thingy) - &lt;br&gt;
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6. A couch sweet potato! (Thingy) - <br>
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7. For some reason, Goose always sits in his Lazy Boy... ''backwards''. (Ngamer) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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7. For some reason, Goose always sits in his Lazy Boy... ''backwards''. (Ngamer) - 1<br>
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8. The owner of this chair clearly won't stand for this blatant racism. He'll sit quite comfortably. (QB) - 6&lt;br&gt;
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8. The owner of this chair clearly won't stand for this blatant racism. He'll sit quite comfortably. (QB) - 6<br>
    
== Craption #1 ==
 
== Craption #1 ==
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1. Goose in 30 years... on parole. (Goose) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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1. Goose in 30 years... on parole. (Goose) - 1<br>
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2. Angry sex is always better on christmas! (drag) - &lt;br&gt;
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2. Angry sex is always better on christmas! (drag) - <br>
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3. The back of his shirt reads &quot;is something I hope to have some day.&quot; (Ngamer) - 3&lt;br&gt;
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3. The back of his shirt reads "is something I hope to have some day." (Ngamer) - 3<br>
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4. Above: Rejected advertisement for Aquafina. &quot;Dirty Old Men&quot; wasn't really their angle. (Jack) - 1&lt;br&gt;
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4. Above: Rejected advertisement for Aquafina. "Dirty Old Men" wasn't really their angle. (Jack) - 1<br>
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5. Santa Claus all amped up on Viagra, steroids, and protein drinks! (Jimbo) - &lt;br&gt;
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5. Santa Claus all amped up on Viagra, steroids, and protein drinks! (Jimbo) - <br>
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6. Santa Claus was troublesome in his teen years. (Infil) - 2&lt;br&gt;
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6. Santa Claus was troublesome in his teen years. (Infil) - 2<br>
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