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1.  The statue that was erected to memorialize the park bench where Goose lost his virginity wasn't QUITE anatomically correct.  <br>
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2. This is Jimbo, who is a dumb guy, getting raped by a goose, which is unusual. <br>
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3. Deepthroat.<br>
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4. That woman is freakin' huge.<br>
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5. Goose's first sexual encounter.....he's on bottom. <br>
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6. BREAKING HEADLINE:  RYAN WHITE GOOSE GETS LAID! <br>
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7. Above: Artist's rendition of the War of 1812; which the Canadians won by loosing their army of trained militant geese. <br>
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8. You too can have your most intimate moments forever captured in chocolate. And put on display in a public park. <br>
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9. The goose was the best thunder thighs could find. <br>
    
== Craption #2 ==
 
== Craption #2 ==