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− | 1. The statue that was erected to memorialize the park bench where Goose lost his virginity wasn't QUITE anatomically correct. <br> | + | 1. The statue that was erected to memorialize the park bench where Goose lost his virginity wasn't QUITE anatomically correct. 2 (Ngamer)<br> |
− | 2. This is Jimbo, who is a dumb guy, getting raped by a goose, which is unusual. <br> | + | 2. This is Jimbo, who is a dumb guy, getting raped by a goose, which is unusual. (Brino) 1 <br> |
− | 3. Deepthroat.<br> | + | 3. Deepthroat. (Luke) 1 <br> |
− | 4. That woman is freakin' huge.<br> | + | 4. That woman is freakin' huge. (Third)<br> |
− | 5. Goose's first sexual encounter.....he's on bottom. <br> | + | 5. Goose's first sexual encounter.....he's on bottom. (Third) 1 <br> |
− | 6. BREAKING HEADLINE: RYAN WHITE GOOSE GETS LAID! <br> | + | 6. BREAKING HEADLINE: RYAN WHITE GOOSE GETS LAID! (Goose)<br> |
− | 7. Above: Artist's rendition of the War of 1812; which the Canadians won by loosing their army of trained militant geese. <br> | + | 7. Above: Artist's rendition of the War of 1812; which the Canadians won by loosing their army of trained militant geese. 3 (Jack)<br> |
− | 8. You too can have your most intimate moments forever captured in chocolate. And put on display in a public park. <br> | + | 8. You too can have your most intimate moments forever captured in chocolate. And put on display in a public park. (Graves) <br> |
− | 9. The goose was the best thunder thighs could find. <br> | + | 9. The goose was the best thunder thighs could find. (Matis the Karter) 2 <br> |
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| == Craption #2 == | | == Craption #2 == |