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They didn't. The only MK programmed by the Kart Gods themselves is MK64, which is why it's the best MK and the Kart Gods' favorite MK. For every other MK, the Kart Gods hired servants to do the programming. The Kart Gods just gave them general guidelines to follow, but because the servants are only human, they made mistakes. Therefore every MK other than MK64 has mistakes in it. SMK has zig-zagging that makes your thumb hurt, annoyingly slow acceleration, and replays where you need to press L and R to move the camera. MKSC has too many glitches to count. MKDD has messed up replays. MKDS has messed up replays and prb. The reason that the Kart Gods allowed these mistakes to be put into the games was to give people more motivation to want to go to kart heaven, where the games no longer have the mistakes.
They didn't. The only MK programmed by the Kart Gods themselves is MK64, which is why it's the best MK and the Kart Gods' favorite MK. For every other MK, the Kart Gods hired servants to do the programming. The Kart Gods just gave them general guidelines to follow, but because the servants are only human, they made mistakes. Therefore every MK other than MK64 has mistakes in it. SMK has zig-zagging that makes your thumb hurt, annoyingly slow acceleration, and replays where you need to press L and R to move the camera. MKSC has too many glitches to count. MKDD has messed up replays. MKDS has messed up replays and prb. The reason that the Kart Gods allowed these mistakes to be put into the games was to give people more motivation to want to go to kart heaven, where the games no longer have the mistakes.
==Does Fried really believe in the Kart Gods?==
Some people have been claiming that Fried completely serious. Other people have been claiming this is a joke taken way too far. Does Fried really believe in the Kart Gods? What points is he trying to make by writing this article and by arguing about it? Fried is busy now, but later tonight when he has some more time he'll try to answer these questions.
