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==Kart Heaven==
==Kart Heaven==
Kart Heaven is a wonderful place that all karters look forward to. Here's what kart heaven is like:
Kart Heaven is a wonderful place that all karters look forward to. Here's what Kart Heaven is like:
* Every race is a pr race.
* Every race is a pr race.
* You get to watch the Kart Gods themselves play kart, so you get to see what a perfect race would look like in each track.
* You get to watch the Kart Gods themselves play kart, so you get to see what a perfect race would look like in each track.
* You find out the truth to all kart-related questions.
* You find out the truth to all kart-related questions.
* No more prb, no more other annoying glitches, no more missed MTs, no more sweaty hands, no more wobbly control sticks, and best of all NO MORE GAB SPLITS (whatever that's supposed to mean)!
* No more prb, no more other annoying glitches, no more missed MTs, no more sweaty hands, no more wobbly control sticks, no more NTSC/PAL differences, and best of all NO MORE GAB SPLITS (whatever that's supposed to mean)!
* You get to see nude pictures of the hot female Kart Goddess.
* You get to see nude pictures of the hot female Kart Goddess.
==Kart Hell==
==Kart Hell==
Kart Hell is a terrible place that all karters dread. Here's what kart hell is like:
Kart Hell is a terrible place that all karters dread. Here's what Kart Hell is like:
* You're forced to play Moo Moo Farm 24 hours every day, and you never pr.
* You're forced to play Moo Moo Farm 24 hours every day, and you never pr.
* In every potential pr race, you hit a mole near the end of lap 3.
* In every potential pr race, you hit a mole near the end of lap 3.
* Your hands are always very sweaty, and you have no grip whatsoever on the control stick.
* Your hands are always very sweaty, and you have no grip whatsoever on the control stick.
* You always have a blister on your thumb.
* On the only message board you're allowed to read, every topic is a topic about snaking.
* On the only message board you're allowed to read, every topic is a topic about snaking.
* The Kart Religion is the only religion with a god who chats with people online, which creates a more personal relationship between the god and the followers than in other religions.
* The Kart Religion is the only religion with a god who chats with people online, which creates a more personal relationship between the god and the followers than in other religions.
* No karter has ever murdered anyone.
* No karter has ever murdered anyone.
* If you believe in the Kart Religion then you get to flame Steven Meakings for being a bigot.
* If you believe in the Kart Religion, then you get to flame Steven Meakings for being a bigot.
==Why did the Kart Gods put prb in MKDS?==
==Why did the Kart Gods put prb in MKDS?==
They didn't. The only MK programmed by the Kart Gods themselves is MK64, which is why it's the best MK and the Kart Gods' favorite MK. For every other MK, the Kart Gods hired servants to do the programming. The Kart Gods just gave them general guidelines to follow, but because the servants are only human, they made mistakes. Therefore every MK other than MK64 has mistakes in it. SMK has zig-zagging that makes your thumb hurt, annoyingly slow acceleration, and replays where you need to press L and R to move the camera. MKSC has too many glitches to count. MKDD has messed up replays. MKDS has messed up replays and prb. The reason that the Kart Gods allowed these mistakes to be put into the games was to give people more motivation to want to go to kart heaven, where the games no longer have the mistakes.
They didn't. The only MK programmed by the Kart Gods themselves is MK64, which is why it's the best MK and the Kart Gods' favorite MK. For every other MK, the Kart Gods hired servants to do the programming. The Kart Gods just gave them general guidelines to follow, but because the servants are only human, they made mistakes. Therefore every MK other than MK64 has mistakes in it. SMK has zig-zagging that makes your thumb hurt, annoyingly slow acceleration, and replays where you need to press L and R to move the camera. MKSC has too many glitches to count. MKDD has messed up replays. MKDS has messed up replays and prb. The reason that the Kart Gods allowed these mistakes to be put into the games was to give people more motivation to want to go to kart heaven, where the games no longer have the mistakes.
