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== Clark/Zarkov within the community ==

== Clark/Zarkov within the community ==

Clark joined the Mario Kart Message Board in July 2004 initially as a means to find lurid pictures of fellow karters, but was surprised to find he actually liked posting on there. Clark built a reputation as a fine poster with alot of interesting infomation to bestow. Unfortunatley, this reputation was only shared by a select few, and everyone else just thought he was a bit weird. He has amassed over 5000+ posts, most consisting of detailed instructions of how to catch squirrells. Clark is known for his x000th Post Extravaganzas, in which he posts lots of hardcore porn everytime he hits another 1000 posts. Though these are swiftly dealt with by the Nazi like moderators. Amazingly, Clark was once a mod on the MB but relinquished his duties to Joe Bernier, due to Clarks commitments to cure Penev of his terrible affliction of being 'a bit Australian.' (No known cure has yet been found) Nowdays Clark is still an active poster on the MB, and can also be found idling in the #mariokart IRC room where he and Honko like to talk about men for hours.

Clark joined the Mario Kart Message Board in July 2004 initially as a means to find lurid pictures of fellow karters, but was surprised to find he actually liked posting on there. Clark built a reputation as a fine poster with alot of interesting infomation to bestow. Unfortunatley, this reputation was only shared by a select few, and everyone else just thought he was a bit weird. He has amassed over 6000+ posts, most consisting of detailed instructions of how to catch squirrells. Clark is known for his x000th Post Extravaganzas, in which he posts lots of hardcore porn everytime he hits another 1000 posts. Though these are swiftly dealt with by the Nazi like moderators. Amazingly, Clark was once a mod on the MB but relinquished his duties to Joe Bernier, due to Clarks commitments to cure Penev of his terrible affliction of being 'a bit Australian.' (No known cure has yet been found) Nowdays Clark is still an active poster on the MB, and can also be found idling in the #mariokart IRC room where he and Honko like to talk about men for hours.

== nice wr ==

== nice wr ==

Clark found the SMK players site in 2003. He climbed the ranks like a stoned Spiderman. Slowly. He reached his peak of #28 on PAL sometime in 2007 (guess), and has been largely inactive on time trials since. Since then, most of Clarks SMK activity has come on the GP150 site where he has a few top 10 times. Although relativly retired on SMK, Clark has been an active member of the social SMK scene (lol) since 2006, going to many meets with Team UK, and being one of the first to meet the Dutch SMK'ers when he and Matt McCarthy went to Amsterdam to smo....errrr play video games. Most recently Clark attended the CDM 2009 in France, where he did woefully bad in the overall competition. Due in part to the copius amount of (free) beer he inbibed making him largely useless when it came to actually competing. He was also distracted by Duff in a dress as it gave him a boner.

Clark found the SMK players site in 2003. He climbed the ranks like a stoned Spiderman. Slowly. He reached his peak of #28 on PAL sometime in 2007 (guess), and has been largely inactive on time trials since. Since then, most of Clarks SMK activity has come on the GP150 site where he has a few top 10 times. Although relativly retired on SMK, Clark has been an active member of the social SMK scene (lol) since 2006, going to many meets with Team UK, and being one of the first to meet the Dutch SMK'ers when he and Matt McCarthy went to Amsterdam to smo....errrr play video games. Clark attended the CDM 2009 in France, where he did woefully bad in the overall competition. Due in part to the copius amount of (free) beer he inbibed making him largely useless when it came to actually competing. He was also distracted by Duff in a dress as it gave him a boner. Most recently Clark attended the CDM 2011 in France. He did surprisingly well finishing 15th overall. While he couldnt blame not finishing higher on a cross-dressing Duff, he could blame it on the fact Duff demanded he film every one of his outdoor showers, which gave Clark a boner.

 

 

Clark is an integral part of the newly formed SNESOT community. A place where all SNES fans can come and compete in online tournaments using zsnes. Clark plays in the many SMK, Micro Machines 2, and Tetris tournaments. All with varying degrees of success.

== Other Stuff ==

== Other Stuff ==

When not immersing himself in all things feltching related, Clark likes to play alot of XBOX360 (Gamertag - Dr Hans Zarkov) where he frequently loses at Halo 3 and MW2 and kicks ass at Ridge Racer 6. He also is a big fan of Watford FC, whom he has supported since being a boy. Lastly, his most fond love is of watching Beyonce videos on youtube just so he 'can learn the moves'. He was once briefly the World Champion of Hannah Montana The Movie The Game, but had his title taken off of him by William Lacey.

When Clark isn't indulging in a bit of bug chasing, he likes to play alot of old, or old looking, PC games. Namely Ultima Online, and Minecraft. He always gets ganked in UO, and always builds epic castles in MC. He also is a big fan of Watford FC, whom he has supported since being a boy. Lastly, his most fond love is of watching Beyonce videos on youtube just so he 'can learn the moves'. He was once briefly the World Champion of Hannah Montana The Movie The Game, but had his title taken off of him by William Lacey.

== Famous Quotes ==

== Famous Quotes ==

<zarkov> nice wr

<zarkov> nice wr

== Trivia ==

== Trivia ==

* Clarks current online nick, Zarkov, is a reference to the doctor from Flash Gordon. Dr Hans Zarkov.

* Clarks current online nick, Zarkov, is a reference to the crazy scientist from Flash Gordon. Dr Hans Zarkov.

* Clarks animated cannon avatar on the MB is a throwback to his original username , cannonclark.

* Clarks animated cannon avatar on the MB is a throwback to his original username , cannonclark.

* He has held 1 UK record in SMK, MC2 flap, which was beaten the day after by Sami.

* He has held 1 UK record in SMK, MC2 flap, which was beaten the day after by Sami.

* Finished 3rd overall in the 2010 UK SMK Championship.

* Finished 3rd overall in the 2010 UK SMK Championship.

* Likes finishing 3rd.

* Likes finishing 3rd.

* Is a huge dickhead, according to several "popular" mods.

* Is a huge dickhead, according to several "popular" mods.