'''Chris Clark''' or more commonly '''Zarkov''' is a member of the Mario Kart community. Hailing from Watford, UK, he specialises (loosely speaking) in SMK. Not that he much cares, he was once ranked as high as #28 on PAL making him the UKs #3 SMK'er for a shortwhile. Clark works as a baggage handler at Heathrow Airport, which means whenever youre travelling from there, he is poking around your luggage looking for smelly underwear he can sell to his contacts in Japan.
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'''Chris Clark''' or more commonly '''Dickhead''' is a member of the Mario Kart community. Hailing from Watford, UK, he specialises (loosely speaking) in SMK. Not that he much cares, he was once ranked as high as #28 on PAL making him the UKs #3 SMK'er for a shortwhile. Clark works as a baggage handler at Heathrow Airport, which means whenever youre travelling from there, he is poking around your luggage looking for smelly underwear he can sell to his contacts in Japan.
== Clark/Zarkov within the community ==
== Clark/Zarkov within the community ==
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* Finished 3rd overall in the 2010 UK SMK Championship.
* Finished 3rd overall in the 2010 UK SMK Championship.
* Likes finishing 3rd.
* Likes finishing 3rd.
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* Is a huge dickhead, according to several "popular" mods.