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Clark joined the Mario Kart Message Board in July 2004 initially as a means to find lurid pictures of fellow karters, but was surprised to find he actually liked posting on there. Clark built a reputation as a fine poster with alot of interesting infomation to bestow. Unfortunatley, this reputation was only shared by a select few, and everyone else just thought he was a bit weird. He has amassed over 5000+ posts, most consisting of detailed instructions of how to catch squirrells. Clark is known for his x000th Post Extravaganzas, in which he posts lots of hardcore porn everytime he hits another 1000 posts. Though these are swiftly dealt with by the Nazi like moderators. Amazingly, Clark was once a mod on the MB but relinquished his duties to Joe Bernier, due to Clarks commitments to cure Penev of his terrible affliction of being 'a bit Australian.' (No known cure has yet been found) Clark is still an active poster on the MB, and can also be found idling in the #mariokart IRC room where he and Honko like to talk about men for hours.
Clark joined the Mario Kart Message Board in July 2004 initially as a means to find lurid pictures of fellow karters, but was surprised to find he actually liked posting on there. Clark built a reputation as a fine poster with alot of interesting infomation to bestow. Unfortunatley, this reputation was only shared by a select few, and everyone else just thought he was a bit weird. He has amassed over 5000+ posts, most consisting of detailed instructions of how to catch squirrells. Clark is known for his x000th Post Extravaganzas, in which he posts lots of hardcore porn everytime he hits another 1000 posts. Though these are swiftly dealt with by the Nazi like moderators. Amazingly, Clark was once a mod on the MB but relinquished his duties to Joe Bernier, due to Clarks commitments to cure Penev of his terrible affliction of being 'a bit Australian.' (No known cure has yet been found) Clark is still an active poster on the MB, and can also be found idling in the #mariokart IRC room where he and Honko like to talk about men for hours.
== Kart Career? ==
Clark found the SMK players site in 2004. He climbed the ranks like a stoned Spiderman. Slowly. He reached his peak of #28 on PAL sometime in 2007 (guess), and has been largely inactive on time trials since. Since then, most of Clarks SMK activity has come on the GP150 site where he has a few top 10 times. Although relativly retired on SMK, Clark has been an active member of the social SMK scence (lol) since 2006, going to many meets with Team UK, and being one of the first to meet the Dutch SMK'ers when he and Matt McCarthy went to Amsterdam to smo....errrr play video games. Most recently Clark attended the CDM 2009, where he did woefully bad in the overall competition. Due in part to the copius amount of (free) beer he inbibed making him largely useless when it came to actually competing.
== Other Stuff ==
When not immersing himself in all things Mario Kart related, Clark likes to play alot of XBOX360 (Gamertag - Dr Hans Zarkov) where he frequently loses at Halo 3 and MW2 and kicks ass at Ridge Racer 6. He also is a big fan of Watford FC, whom he has supported since being a boy. Lastly, his most fond love is of watching Beyonce videos on youtube just so he 'can learn the moves'. He was once briefly the World Champion of Hannah Montana The Movie The Game, but had his title taken off of him by William Lacey.
== Trivia ==
== Trivia ==
** Clarks animated cannon avatar on the MB is a throwback to his original username , cannonclark.
** Clarks animated cannon avatar on the MB is a throwback to his original username , cannonclark.
** He has held 1 UK record in SMK, MC2 flap, which was beaten the day after by Sami.
** He has held 1 UK record in SMK, MC2 flap, which was beaten the day after by Sami.
** Has met many international karters including Joe Bernier, Sami Cetin, Karel van Duijvenboden and Michael Jongerius.
** Is watching you read this right now.
** Slept in Karel van Duijvenbodens sisters bed. (100% true)
** Lives in a castle.
** Took the hubcaps off his car to make it look 'Robocop'.
==External Links ==
* [http://www.mariokart64.com/smk/profile.php?pid=371 Clark's SMK profile]
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/clarkthesuperhero Clark's youtube channel]
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