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[[Image:clarkpic.jpg|thumb|Clark in action]]
[[Image:clarkpic.jpg|thumb|Clark in action]]
[[Image:Army_squirrel.jpg|thumb|Clarks minion]]
[[Image:Army_squirrel.jpg|thumb|Clarks tactical advisor]]
== Zarkov, you say? ==
== Zarkov, you say? ==
'''Chris Clark''' or more commonly '''Zarkov''' is a member of the Mario Kart community. Hailing from Watford, UK, he specialises (loosely speaking) in Super Mario Kart
'''Chris Clark''' or more commonly '''Zarkov''' is a member of the Mario Kart community. Hailing from Watford, UK, he specialises (loosely speaking) in Super Mario Kart. Not that he much cares, but he was once as high as #28 on PAL, making him the UK's #3 smk'er for a while. He works as a baggage handler at Heathrow Airport, which means whenever you catch a flight from there, he will be poking through your luggage looking for smelly underwear he can sell to his contacts in Japan.
== Clark/Zarkov within the community ==
Clark joined the Mario Kart Message Board in July 2004 initially as a means to find lurid pictures of fellow karters, but was surprised to find he actually liked posting on there. Clark built a reputation as a fine poster with alot of interesting infomation to bestow. Unfortunatley, this reputation was only shared by a select few, and everyone else just thought he was a bit weird.
== Trivia ==
** Clarks current online nick, Zarkov, is a reference to the doctor from Flash Gordon. Dr Hans Zarkov.
** Clarks animated cannon avatar on the MB is a throwback to his original username , cannonclark.
** He has held 1 UK record in SMK, MC2 flap, which was beaten the day after by Sami.
Clark is a gentleman. An English gentleman. A polite, respectful and gentlemanly gentleman. You rarely see him swear or flame on the boards. All his post are concise and relevant and revered by many as great examples of what a truly great message board poster should be. He could never be described as uncouth in any way.
Clark is a gentleman. An English gentleman. A polite, respectful and gentlemanly gentleman. You rarely see him swear or flame on the boards. All his post are concise and relevant and revered by many as great examples of what a truly great message board poster should be. He could never be described as uncouth in any way.
