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David '''DKK5''' Kovaz is an eliter. He used to play [[Perfect Dark]] and excelled on the [[WAR!]] stage by obtaining the [[Agent]] and [[Perfect Agent]] [[World Records]]. He retired from Perfect Dark with the exodus who left the game as [[Perfect Ace]] was destroying the [http://www.geocities.com/perfectace05/PerfectAcesPerfectDarkTimes.htm World Record Table].
David then became a staple in the elite's AIM chatroom. He is known for starting such memes as stating "OVER" in every Summer Contest line bet, using lobster themed emoticons and being the first to claim to masturbate over 20 times daily to [[http://www.lemonparty.org lemonparty]].