Jorg Butt

Jorg Butt is slang for funny quotes said in the #mariokart IRC channel, mostly by Honko. Here is a list of these funny quotes:-

• <@shadow> I'm gonna find shane quinlan.
• <@shadow> and kill him

• <@shadow> I'm telling you...me + shane quinlan + pliers = future situation.

• <GeneralWop> my dream threeway would be terrence, thiron and fenner

• <@Honko> you can give leyla the one thing sami never could
• <@Honko> functioning sperm

• <Honko> listen to padz he is ranked Expert C in girls

• <zarkov> ALAKTORN more like ALAKTO-MOVE-IT-MOVE-IT

• <Honko> april more like raperil

• <zarkov> theelite more like theypeewhiletheyeat

• <RVZ> im mkdd goat
• <tuomas> gayest of all time?
• <RVZ> yeh thats rly funny

• <@Honko> [...] dudes are hot clark

• <Honko> why are you wearing shorts?
• <Honko> please provide two reasons
• <padz> 1. they're comfy
• <padz> 2. they're easy to wear
• <padz> done
• <Honko> good boy
• <Honko> now take them off

• <Duff> sami has turkish blood, he naturally wants to commit genocide against neighboring countries

• <Duff> i often get banned because of my mysterious smile

• <@karterfreak> do what all the cool kids do and emulate clark

• <tuomas> im only the #2 ranked tuomas in finland in smk

• <shadow> you know why he [gagagoogoololo] didn't say anything though
• <shadow> because
• <shadow> he was too shy shy

• <tuomas> if animals arent supposed to be eaten then why are their bodies made out of food?

• <Honko> there are only three good things about zelda
• <Honko> 1) the guy with the balloon
• <Honko> 2) the guy who sells the masks
• <shadow> WAT IS THREE

• <zarkov> i just call it bum rape
• <Flo1> that's epic!

• <zarkov> honko is one half nigger, and one half doing a padz

• <padz> who the fuk is clara
• <Clara> guillaume leviach's wife
• <padz> o

• <Howes> world of goo more like honko meets clark

• <shadow> I'd love a pope to come along and say something like "well..God probably doesn't exist...but fuck it"
• <shadow> and wave his sceptre around

• !* MVT has joined #mariokart
• <MVT> AAAAAAUEUEGHHHHH
• <MVT> WAHHHHH
• <MVT> I CANT EVER GOT LECKY
• <MVT> AIOUDF IOAUIER

• <IsThatAGoodThing> sup fank
• <IsThatAGoodThing> hows the weather down there today
• <fank009> looks like roof :P

• <fank009> zarkov more like pissov

• <padz> come @ me mvt
• <tuomas> @ = on