2008 Craption Thursday

It's 2008 Craption Thursday! Let's see who came up with the best captions for these 10 (plus TB) images!

Craption #3

1. They were very serious about repaying those Girl Scout cookie loans this year. (Ngamer) - 4
2. What those Russian Olympic gymnasts really do in practice. (Thingy) - 1
3. Goose, wearing a mask, approaches a class of 15 year olds and younger learning how to use a firearm. - 1
4. This is what happens when a boy double crosses the Girl Scouts. (drag) -
5. 2016: Sarah Palin is president and all her granddaughters are invited to the inauguration. (Goose) - 1
6. The girls of Hillsboro ballet school taking target practice in anticipation of the next zombie outbreak. (QB) -
7. Not pictured: Keanu Reeves. (Jack) - 1

Craption #2

1. Infil's soulmate, someone as...... strange as him! (Jimbo)
2. In soviet Russia, chair sits on you! (Jack) - 1
3. NOW ON SALE: Jimbo Chairs!! 90 Pounds off! BUY BUY BUY! (Goose) - 1
4. "I hope I can get some hot chick to sit on me. Nobody will think this isn't a real chair!" (drag)
5. Jimbo, enraged at yet another Packers loss, takes a load off. (Infil) -
6. A couch sweet potato! (Thingy) -
7. For some reason, Goose always sits in his Lazy Boy... backwards. (Ngamer) - 1
8. The owner of this chair clearly won't stand for this blatant racism. He'll sit quite comfortably. (QB) - 6

Craption #1

1. Goose in 30 years... on parole. (Goose) - 1
2. Angry sex is always better on christmas! (drag) -
3. The back of his shirt reads "is something I hope to have some day." (Ngamer) - 3
4. Above: Rejected advertisement for Aquafina. "Dirty Old Men" wasn't really their angle. (Jack) - 1
5. Santa Claus all amped up on Viagra, steroids, and protein drinks! (Jimbo_ -
6. Santa Claus was troublesome in his teen years. (Infil) - 2