2008 Craption Tuesday

It's 2008 Craption Tuesday! Think of something for THIS image:

Craption #1

1. First Human Tetris made TV, Human Sex will be coming next Fall!
2. Upon seeing this image, Nate Stinson commented "please don't give the boys ideas for Virginia '09, one glimpse of Jimbo's ass crack is more than enough to petrify 12 oxen"
3. Please don't let me get Free Spin. Oh God, please don't let me get Free Spin.
4. You don't even KNOW what they have to do when it lands on pink...
5. Please don't let me get Free Spin. Oh God, please don't let me get Free Spin.
6. I don't know why Jim, but this is giving me a stiffy
7. Fucking Oroumov in public?
8. If you can read this, you're doing it wrong.
9. Left nut, blue!