2009 Craption Sunday

It's 2009 Craption Sunday! Let's see who came up with the best captions for these 10 (plus TB?) images!

Final Results

1. Person A - ?? points

Craption #1

1. Not even that ass could handle a load like that! (x) - x
2. It's a new donkey high jump world record! (x) - x
3. There was a problem delivering Jimbo's daily shipment of Hot Pockets. (x) - x
4. The Infil bandwagon crashed! (x) - x
5. Look! That man is wearing a scarf. (x) - x
6. Delivery services have attempted to go green, but nobody has told them that horses can't fly yet. (x) - x
7. "They've got powerlines?" (x) - x
8. Bringing home Jim's groceries from the supermarket proves troublesome yet again. (x) - x