Clint Stevens

Clank Stepon is the descendant of the ancient Chinese Emperor Zhu Wen[1], known to his friends as Cho King (運行殺手, literally, "the run killer").

Monthly Updates

Februrary: Christopher got to Dante on the first run of the day. Sadly, after cursing the Canadians, the run in turn was cursed by Dante who proceeded to kill the run. After careful examination of historical evidence, it was determined that Christopher was descended from WATER-WHIPPIN King Xerxes.

It was also determined that there are no reliable emote makers for Christopher's Twitch channel. All of them are flakey starving artists. It was also determined that xenoda is in fact still a female mod whose real name is: Bunny Foo-Foo.

Personal History

Christopher has been speedrunning ever since the 8th grade. His first game to speedrun was "A Bug's Life" for the Nintendo 64. He also plays competitive Star Fox 64. He was the pioneering force behind the CLiNTSLYDE™. A CLiNTSLYDE™ is the real name for a HESS. Other runners just started to call it a HESS because they didn't want to give Christopher credit for discovering it. Christopher also was the first runner to discover how to manipulate Dampe's heart piece minigame, when he found that sacrificing willing virgin plebs from his chat would increase the odds of a heart piece. However, only Christopher can detect those who are suitable offerings and so his mods tend to fail him in getting a good Dampe.

Records

He is 3nd place in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 100%.

Trivia

His favorite part of the run is the part with Dante the Gravekeeper.

Christopher is lactose intolerant and is 6'4", he also has a really attractive sister named Katie.

Christopher is an extremely sore loser who will resort to biting in extreme measures.

He is also a hollywood actor in his spare time, having done CGI modelling work for A Bug's Life.

His favorite website is dampe.org and all subdomains, such as http://www.dampe.org/420 and http://www.dampe.org/zfg

His favorite copypasta is "I really would d8 you, but internet relationship stuff is pretty dicey. Also I really don't know you super good and living in your parents mansion with you would probably be weird. We could live in a shack with amazing internet i guess. But we might just be destined to be internet baes"

His favorite Twitch emote is elegiggle and his favorite ASCII art is "Tits a Me! Mario!"

Christopher Stevens, 15, was involved in a sex scandal in February 2016. He was outed as sending "sappy" messages to fellow user Brizomatic. One such message follows: "I really would d8 you, but internet relationship stuff is pretty dicey. Also I really don't know you super good and living in your parents mansion with you would probably be weird. We could live in a shack with amazing internet i guess. But we might just be destined to be internet baes"

Another famous copy pasta on Clunt's stream: Christopher Stevens, 68 years old, died from heart failure after he got cucked by brizz yet once again. He leaves his wife, Snowdrops_, as well as his 27 kids, who are now working full time as OoT streamers to snatch the WR from zfg to honor their deceased father. He will be remembered for his appearance in Bug Life, and for playing Runescape for many years. Rip Christopher BibleThump

Christopher is a notable leader of the "Alt right" and has talked about leading a crusade to take back Constantinople.

Christopher's sister has been described as "FUCKIN T H I C C!".

Easter Eggs

Oscar winning Goron Impersonation: http://oddshot.tv/shot/clintstevens-20160209103242305

Brizz... OxyOfficial... Snowdrops_... Lauren07. Long ago, the four Internet Baes lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Snowdrops_ Nation attacked. Only Christopher Stevens, master of all four Internet baes, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he was late to stream. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new OOT player, a speedrunner named ZFG. And although his Wrong Warp skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to unthrone Christopher "big dick" Stevens. But I believe ZFG can save the world.- Credit Arcade Riven NA - Fixed by Arcade Riven EU EleGiggle I fucked your bitch

External Links

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhu_Wen