Jorg Butt

Jorg Butt is slang for funny quotes said in the #mariokart IRC channel, mostly by Honko and tuomas. Here is a list of these funny quotes:-

• <@shadow> I'm gonna find shane quinlan.
• <@shadow> and kill him

• <@shadow> I'm telling you...me + shane quinlan + pliers = future situation.

• <GeneralWop> my dream threeway would be terrence, thiron and fenner

• <@Honko> you can give leyla the one thing sami never could
• <@Honko> functioning sperm

• <Honko> listen to padz he is ranked Expert C in girls

• [13:26] <Honko> tuomas more like poomas
• [13:34] <tuomas> honko more like ghonorrheako
• [13:34] <tuomas> thats the best i could come up with in 7 minutes

• * tuomas (~tuomas@xxx.elisa-laajakaista.fi) has joined #mariokart
• <Honko> more like tuomasturbate

• <@Honko> cdm more like cunt dick meeting
• <@zarkov> cdm more like clark dictatorship meeting
• <@tuomas> cdm more like cool dunkel meeting

• <zarkov> ALAKTORN more like ALAKTO-MOVE-IT-MOVE-IT

• <Honko> april more like raperil

• <zarkov> StinsonAtWork more like stinsonatbrothel

• <fank009> zarkov more like pissov

• <Howes> world of goo more like honko meets clark

• <Roy> this theme plays while honko tells "more like" jokes
• <Roy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uKXoZ5oyo0

• <RVZ> im mkdd goat
• <tuomas> gayest of all time?
• <RVZ> yeh thats rly funny

• <@Honko> [...] dudes are hot clark

• <Honko> why are you wearing shorts?
• <Honko> please provide two reasons
• <padz> 1. they're comfy
• <padz> 2. they're easy to wear
• <padz> done
• <Honko> good boy
• <Honko> now take them off

• <Duff> i often get banned because of my mysterious smile

• <tuomas> if animals arent supposed to be eaten then why are their bodies made out of food?

• <Honko> there are only three good things about zelda
• <Honko> 1) the guy with the balloon
• <Honko> 2) the guy who sells the masks
• <shadow> WAT IS THREE

• <zarkov> i just call it bum rape
• <Flo1> that's epic!

• <zarkov> honko is one half nigger, and one half doing a padz

• <padz> who the fuk is clara
• <Clara> guillaume leviach's wife
• <padz> o

• <IsThatAGoodThing> sup fank
• <IsThatAGoodThing> hows the weather down there today
• <fank009> looks like roof :P

• <padz> come @ me mvt
• <tuomas> @ = on

• <KoopZ> who are you?
• <Hcte> read my name in reverse big guy

• <Honko> <sami> I've stolen a considerable amount of Leyla's virginity.

• <zarkov> nice wr

• <BPA> fanks brain is like drew's in reverse
• <BPA> actual ideas expressed randomly. drew's is whack ideas expressed eloquently
• <Honko> clarks is nonexistant ideas expressed hornily
• <utter> through interpretive dance

• <@DrFank> im a certified dr of phalloplasty

• <NoNick4> nonick4 is a name that inspires fear
• <NoNick4> you see it and you think "oh shit i'm gonna die"
• <tuomas> more like 'gay'

• <tuomas> only gays ride bikes
• <tuomas> hummer is the only way to roll

• * @karterfreak (~chatzilla@xxx.dsl.bell.ca) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86.1 [Firefox 3.6.17/20110420140830]�)
• <Honko> bye secksule man

• <shadow> at the moment it parses the emails....but doesn't actually do anything else xD
• <zarkov> it parses the emails on the left hand side

• <duffjr> i got a boner reading about endosperms

• <tuomas> i almost got laid last night. i was already naked on my bed ready for action. all i needed was a chick.

• <fank009> gaff...
• <fank009> world record holder for baring a grudge

• <Utter> who are the most calm of people? The nomads! Ho ho ho...

• <@Honko> enough tomfoolery
• <shadow> that word sounds like it was invented for the gaff