Neo's Theme Song

Neo's Theme

Your name's from the Matrix Rumor has it you hate chicks You could really use a facelift And those are just the basics.

You've always been little And always second fiddle You make the girls giggle And you really suck at riddles

Geoff is a bore And your sister is a whore The twins, I abhor But I'm sleeping with your mor

The biggest loser on the planet Lesser than a piece of granite Not only when it's shined But all the fucking time

The Colts keep losing It's really quite amusing Here's an unrelated musing Why do your zits keep oozing?

You jerk to LemonParty And your jokes are all retarded They should all be discarded But instead we get bombarded

Your teeth are all crooked Thus, you aren't good looking So you're never gonna hook in Unless some girl's hooking

You sucked at Perfect Dark And you prolly fuck with Mark I'd rather hang with Lark Cause you've really jumped the shark

Don't get mad at Kelly Just because she thinks you're smelly You don't drop E's when spelling Pad, you're simply not gellin'

I'd say he's filled with angst But it's tough to rhyme with angst So I'm settling for emo He's poker's opposite of Zeebo

Pad, you really suck at life And you'll never take a wife Prepare for 80 years of strife Or just end it with a knife