2008 Craption Thursday

It's 2008 Craption Thursday! Let's see who came up with the best captions for these 10 (plus TB) images!

Craption #9

1. Goose sinks to an all time low. (Goose) - 1
2. Come take your picture with the stone pedophile! (drag) -
3. Little Daryl never recovered from his visit from the Ghost of Child Molestations Past. (Ngamer) - 3
4. They only put Moses in the river because he was black. (Thingy) - 2
5. The kid wanted a massage and he got it. (QB) - 1
6. Aaaw, let him go, grandma. He just wants to poke the lions. (Jack) - 1

Craption #8

1. Subzero in his early training days. (drag) - 3
2. This is why there is a strict "NO DRINKING" policy at the Weatherton's Elite-Kart Virginia meet. (Goose) -
3. "I'm so thirsty I can drink a geyser without missing a drop." (Thingy) - 2
4. The shellfish had gone bad. (QB) -
5. Uh oh, I think this statue might be throwing up! (Ngamer) -
6. As unsightly as a statue of a man puking is, it is infinitely better than the old scenery here. You see, it used to be a Starbucks. (Jack) - 2

Craption #7

1. The birth of Goose's first child. (Thingy)
2. In case anyone really wanted to know how babies are born...... (drag) - 1
3. Someone tell Goose that this is NOT an effective way to learn what eating out a vagina is like. (Goose) -
4. Teleportation pods have come a long way, but we clearly need to make those things more accurate. (Jack) - 3
5. An unfortunate injury occurring on the set of the new Addams Family movie, starring Steve Martin as Uncle Fester. (QB) - 2
6. Dez nuts! (Ngamer) - 1

Craption #6

1. Saw 6: Oct 25, 2009. You haven't seen anything yet. (Goose) - 1
2. Why else would H.G. wells have wanted a time machine? Roman slaves finally put to good use. (Thingy)
3. If you look closely, you can see a third nipple. Though, that's not what the Irishman is looking for. (Infil) -
4. The weird thing is, the guy on the RIGHT was actually the one who lost the bet. (Ngamer) - 6
5. After repeated complaints from his son, Goose's father finally agreed to cover his face while working. (QB) -
6. Though horses are generally frowned upon indoors, with a little wit and ingenuity, you still don't have to walk! (Jack) - 1
7. Jimbo trimming down a few more extra pounds for Virginia. (drag) -

Craption #5

1. Mario and Luigi were getting old, so now Japan sells Tardio and Jewigi. (Thingy) - 5
2. Holy crap, what a deal on New Super Mario Bros! (Infil) - 1
3. Pedophilia is actually considered habitual in middle eastern nations. This is why Perfectace is so enticed to play videogames solicited by creepy men. Note: Modeling for Mario, Bryan Bosshardt, and modeling for Luigi, Ryan White. (Goose) - 1
4. In the Japanese text, Mario threatens to eat the babies of anyone who does purchase Mario Bros DS. No wonder it sold 7 mil in Japan! (Ngamer) -
5. The death penalty is scheduled for reinstatement in 2009. This artwork is the reason why. (Jack)
6. Sales fell to an all-time low when this artwork was displayed. (QB) - 1
7. In Japanese, this translates "gay plumbers". (drag) -

Craption #4

1. After a slow start, the car did in fact win the gold medal. No silver medal was awarded, as there were no survivors. (QB) - 1
2. Taking bets on who will win this race. The girl is a 3:1 underdog. (drag)
3. Although allowed to compete at the 2012 London games, the Transformers were banned from all future Olympics. (Ngamer) - 4
4. Bitch plz (Jimbo) -
5. Jimbo thought the 500 meter dash was a NASCAR event. (Jack)- 1
6. Strangely enough, this underpowered Hyundai *still* couldn't beat this athlete in the 100m dash. (Infil) - 1
7. A black person VS. a french car. Did you really think the car had a chance? (Goose) - 1
8. And you thought the Jamaican track team practiced running on their own. (Thingy) - 2

Craption #3

1. They were very serious about repaying those Girl Scout cookie loans this year. (Ngamer) - 4
2. What those Russian Olympic gymnasts really do in practice. (Thingy) - 1
3. Goose, wearing a mask, approaches a class of 15 year olds and younger learning how to use a firearm. (Jimbo) - 1
4. This is what happens when a boy double crosses the Girl Scouts. (drag) -
5. 2016: Sarah Palin is president and all her granddaughters are invited to the inauguration. (Goose) - 1
6. The girls of Hillsboro ballet school taking target practice in anticipation of the next zombie outbreak. (QB) -
7. Not pictured: Keanu Reeves. (Jack) - 1

Craption #2

1. Infil's soulmate, someone as...... strange as him! (Jimbo)
2. In soviet Russia, chair sits on you! (Jack) - 1
3. NOW ON SALE: Jimbo Chairs!! 90 Pounds off! BUY BUY BUY! (Goose) - 1
4. "I hope I can get some hot chick to sit on me. Nobody will think this isn't a real chair!" (drag)
5. Jimbo, enraged at yet another Packers loss, takes a load off. (Infil) -
6. A couch sweet potato! (Thingy) -
7. For some reason, Goose always sits in his Lazy Boy... backwards. (Ngamer) - 1
8. The owner of this chair clearly won't stand for this blatant racism. He'll sit quite comfortably. (QB) - 6

Craption #1

1. Goose in 30 years... on parole. (Goose) - 1
2. Angry sex is always better on christmas! (drag) -
3. The back of his shirt reads "is something I hope to have some day." (Ngamer) - 3
4. Above: Rejected advertisement for Aquafina. "Dirty Old Men" wasn't really their angle. (Jack) - 1
5. Santa Claus all amped up on Viagra, steroids, and protein drinks! (Jimbo_ -
6. Santa Claus was troublesome in his teen years. (Infil) - 2