2008 Craption Thursday

It's 2008 Craption Thursday! Let's see who came up with the best captions for these 10 (plus TB) images!

Craption #3

1. They were very serious about repaying those Girl Scout cookie loans this year.
2. What those Russian Olympic gymnasts really do in practice
3. "And now, ladies, this is..."
4. Goose, wearing a mask, approaches a class of 15 year olds and younger learning how to use a firearm.
5. This is what happens when a boy double crosses the Girl Scouts.
6. 2016: Sarah Palin is president and all her granddaughters are invited to the inauguration.
7. The girls of Hillsboro ballet school taking target practice in anticipation of the next zombie outbreak.
8. Not pictured: Keanu Reeves.

Craption #2

1. Infil's soulmate, someone as...... strange as him! (Jimbo)
2. In soviet Russia, chair sits on you! (Jack) - 1
3. NOW ON SALE: Jimbo Chairs!! 90 Pounds off! BUY BUY BUY! (Goose) - 1
4. "I hope I can get some hot chick to sit on me. Nobody will think this isn't a real chair!" (drag)
5. Jimbo, enraged at yet another Packers loss, takes a load off. (Infil) -
6. A couch sweet potato! (Thingy) -
7. For some reason, Goose always sits in his Lazy Boy... backwards. (Ngamer) - 1
8. The owner of this chair clearly won't stand for this blatant racism. He'll sit quite comfortably. (QB) - 6

Craption #1

1. Goose in 30 years... on parole. (Goose) - 1
2. Angry sex is always better on christmas! (drag) -
3. The back of his shirt reads "is something I hope to have some day." (Ngamer) - 3
4. Above: Rejected advertisement for Aquafina. "Dirty Old Men" wasn't really their angle. (Jack) - 1
5. Santa Claus all amped up on Viagra, steroids, and protein drinks! (Jimbo_ -
6. Santa Claus was troublesome in his teen years. (Infil) - 2