2008 Craption Thursday

It's 2008 Craption Thursday! Let's see who came up with the best captions for these 10 (plus TB) images!

Craption #2

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Craption #1

1. Goose in 30 years... on parole. (Goose) - 1
2. Angry sex is always better on christmas! (drag) -
3. The back of his shirt reads "is something I hope to have some day." (Ngamer) - 3
4. Above: Rejected advertisement for Aquafina. "Dirty Old Men" wasn't really their angle. (Jack) - 1
5. Santa Claus all amped up on Viagra, steroids, and protein drinks! (Jimbo_ -
6. Santa Claus was troublesome in his teen years. (Infil) - 2