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[[Image:Howes2.jpg|thumb|Andrew Howes - now with longer hair!]]
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Known to be the biggest troll in the mario kart community. For Andrew, simple internet trolling is not enough.  His methods involve spreading personal information around the internet, such as telephone numbers, of the people he trolls.  The internet is extremely serious business for Andrew.  He is an emotionally distraught teenager, who has given up on ever getting a female companion.  His Father is a pathetic ex marine who suffers from severe PTSS and hauls his family across the country with him.  Andrew is known to be very antisocial in front of people at kart meetings and suffers from an extreme case of being ugly.  Andrew is extremely paranoid and once deleted his message board account during a game of mafia because someone thought he was mafia! Andrew attends Northwestern McCormick School of Engineering (Class of 2013) and dreams that one day he will be a computer science engineer.  Let's hope that never happens or our computers would all be infected with the troll virus.  Andrew also plays intramural soccer as the 15th man on the roster and head bench warmer.  Andrew hopes to continue his trolling far into the future to further his legacy as the biggest troll of all time, his ultimate goal.
  
'''Andrew Howes''' (most commonly known as Howes, and occasionally NewerShadow) is a Karter who decided to play [[KotH]] and puzzle hunts.  
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Howes first stumbled upon the [[Mario Kart]] sites in summer 2007, while he was looking for comparisons for his (admittedly weak at the time) time trial runs for [[MKDD]]. From there, he went on to climb the charts at a fairly rapid pace, reaching the top-200 in just over 8 months, before beginning his pattern of playing for a few months and taking extended breaks. During these breaks, he would often play one of the other kart games that he owns like [[mksc]] or [[mkds]], or one of the other Nintendo games that he owns. His main goal is to reach the top-100 in MKDD.
 
 
 
Within the community, Howes is fairly well-known. Before 2009, he mainly stuck to the game related boards, with most activity coming on mkdd. In 2009, his posting picked up mainly due to the introduction of mafia games on the general boards, where he has participated in a large majority to little success. As of 2010, Howes is a times updater for the MKDD site, and both a times updater and occasional news writer for the MKSC site.
 
 
 
Howes began coming to [[the-elite]] AIM Chatroom in fall of 2009, when he was invited by [[Thingy]] to play [[KotH]]. Immediately after KotH, he left for some time, and returned for the Elite Puzzle Hunt, and has continued <s>lurking</s> chatting since then. 
 
 
 
Howes attends Northwestern University just outside of Chicago as a computer science major, and is an ardent follower of their sports teams, attending all home football games and several home basketball games. If you're looking to spot him on television, your best shot would be on Big Ten Network's coverage of these games, where he may be visible in the student section.
 
 
 
{{2010 Karter Contest}}
 
 
 
 
 
LOL Elite Summer Contest... How'd I get in that again?
 
{{2010 Elite Summer Contest}}
 
 
 
[[Category:People]]
 
[[Category:Karters]]
 
[[Category:Eliters]]
 

Revision as of 11:25, 2 August 2010

Known to be the biggest troll in the mario kart community. For Andrew, simple internet trolling is not enough. His methods involve spreading personal information around the internet, such as telephone numbers, of the people he trolls. The internet is extremely serious business for Andrew. He is an emotionally distraught teenager, who has given up on ever getting a female companion. His Father is a pathetic ex marine who suffers from severe PTSS and hauls his family across the country with him. Andrew is known to be very antisocial in front of people at kart meetings and suffers from an extreme case of being ugly. Andrew is extremely paranoid and once deleted his message board account during a game of mafia because someone thought he was mafia! Andrew attends Northwestern McCormick School of Engineering (Class of 2013) and dreams that one day he will be a computer science engineer. Let's hope that never happens or our computers would all be infected with the troll virus. Andrew also plays intramural soccer as the 15th man on the roster and head bench warmer. Andrew hopes to continue his trolling far into the future to further his legacy as the biggest troll of all time, his ultimate goal.

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