2009 Craption Tuesday

It's 2009 Craption Tuesday! Let's see who came up with the best captions for these 10 (plus TB) images!

Final Results

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Craption TB

http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2009koth/craptionfriday/

Craption #10

http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2009koth/craptionfriday/

Craption #9

http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2009koth/craptionfriday/

Craption #8

http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2009koth/craptionfriday/

Craption #7

http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2009koth/craptionfriday/

Craption #6

http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2009koth/craptionfriday/

Craption #5

http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2009koth/craptionfriday/

Craption #4

Craption #3

1. The statue dedicated to the Detroit Lions franchise (Jimbo) - 0 for not voting
2. Aww, you can't pee with people watching, can you? MORON. HOMO. LOOK SHE WON'T TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU YOU HOMO. (Third) - x
3. A glimpse of Boss's training regimen; it's what actually happens when he says he goes out to the barn to practice swordfighting. (Thingy) - 1
4. A clear violation of Man Rule #1 - Never get into a pissing contest when you're rock hard. (QB) - 4
5. I can do this just as long as you can. (Graves) - x
6. Someone should help that dead ninja back there. (DK) - 2
7. As if wrestling in chocolate pudding weren't already exciting enough, the ancient Greeks prefaced each match by urinating on their battlefield. (Mgay) - x
8. PENIS = BLOCKED, BURNED, LIFE RUINED (Goose) - 1
9. 2 guys 1 fountain. (Youse) - x
10. Celebrating the all-time pissing contest WR... though most claim it was wind-aided. (Ngamer) - x
11. Cool statue, bro. (Infil) - 1
12. Welcome to the REAL Brokeback Mountain, the story of two naked cowboys standing in muddy water and urinating in a voyeuristic fashion. (Clemens) - x

Craption #2

1. Clemens, Wouter and Bosshardt, speedrunning since conception! (Goose) - x
2. It's the "Babymaker Special": Buy 1, Get 2 Free! (Graves) - x
3. Jeez, these new "morning after" drugs just keep getting less and less subtle... (Ngamer) - 5
4. Buy Popsy Christmas lights! They're sure to set the mood on the cold, dark winter nights! (Thingy) - 2
5. The toys Ngamer's parents used to teach him about pre-pubescent sex! (x) - x
6. I pity whoever has to have THAT baby... (Mgay) - 1
7. The final product endorsment of the late Billy Mays (DK) - x
8. Paul Bunyan's sperm, $2.99. (QB) - 2
9. Lifesize replica of the sperm with which Jimbo was conceived. (Youse) - x
10. Boom boom 3 popsy's (Clemens) - 1
11. Aww, you lost your ribbon, didn't you? MORON. HOMO. LOOK THAT SNAKE IS COMING TO EAT YOU YOU HOMO. (Third) - x

Craption #1

1. Holy shit, they spelled chili wrong. (Jimbo) - 1
2. The war veterans Iraq horror stories were somewhat deflated by the performance of Shrek 2 coming on right afterwards. (Ngamer) - 1
3. Goose performing his smash cover of Toxic, only to be interrupted by an even more drunk Kanye West. IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT BRITNEY SPEARS HAD THE BEST VERSION OF TOXIC OF ALL TIME. (Goose) - x
4. The AudioKnights' new song, "Jimbo ate his soul out" (Thingy) - 2
5. That damn gingerbread boy is behind me again, isn't he? (Thingy) - x
6. Admission is free for children, who will subsequently be eaten by anthropomorphic baked goods. (Mgay) - x
7. *rapping* "Betta run, betta run, just as fast as you can, But you'll never catch my ass, I'm the Gingerbread Man biotches!" (Graves) - 1
8. Real soldiers jam with ginger bread men, put your motherfuckings hands in da air. (Clemens) - x
9. Yo, I'ma let you finish but QB had one of the greatest KotHs of ALL TIME. (QB) - 2
10. This bongo drum is TOO SMALL. (DK) - 3