2007 Craption Monday

Craption Monday - 10/15/07

First 10 pictures making up the second night of the Craption Contest!

Tonight's Scoreboard

Picture Number 6

1. Man, Jimbo's mom had a tough time with this one, but she pulled through.
2. March 17, 1988: Jim Barrett sets record for largest new born in world history. The size of his head incredibly matches the size of his GE multi ego.
3. A shipping container was necessary when it was time for Jimbo to go home from the hospital.
4. An artist puts the finishing touches on his to-scale "The birth of Jimbo" sculpture.
5. A young Jimbo gets an antelope stuck in his throat and the doctors have to operate.
6. It's a well-known fact that Jim's mother died giving birth to him. What's NOT so well known is that he also crushed two midwives on the way out.
7. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology.
8. Video footage from Mrs. Barrett's labor.

Picture Number 5

1. This bull competes with Jimbo's mom the "America's hardest thing to ride" title. - Goose, 1
2. when I told alecboy to take the bull by the horns that's not what I meant - wheat,
3. Matadors had to get a little bit faster after the Rodeo started putting rabid flying monkeys on the back of the bull. - Youse, 1
4. The bull is thinking, "Why can't the red dong guy be on top of me?" - Come, 2
5. Red Bull gives you wings. Monkey Bull just makes you run really fast. - Graves, 2
6. c'mon, we can catch him! a little faster now! - Coops,
7. Think YOU have a hard time getting a monkey off your back? - DK, 3
8. Why is that monkey riding Jimbo? - QB,
9. There is a MONKEY on this bull! - Ngamer,

Picture Number 4

1. Moments after Goose thinks he spots Megan Fox walking down the sidewalk. - Ngamer, 1
2. Winner of the latest survivor immunity challenge involving cutting off a horse's penis and soaking yourself in its blood. - Goose, 1
3. The answer to that ever-elusive riddle: "What has two wheels, is fucking insane, and red all over?" - Youse, 1
4. You know what they say about guys with big.... oh wait. - Coops,
5. ShadowZero takes a bike ride after watching some lemon party. Why is he red? Fuck if I know. - DK, 2
6. This is why you shouldn't please your girlfriend while she's on her period. - Come, 2
7. Sadly, even painting himself red and bicycling naked wasn't enough to draw people's attention from what was behind him. - Graves, 2
8. has it been 4 hours yet? crap - octo,

Picture Number 3

1. dude, where's my car? - Coops,
2. HEY LUK, ITZ JIMBO AS A POLUR BEAR LOLOL OK I MAED A JIMBO REF PLZ VOTE 4 ME KBYE - Graves, 2
3. they are shocked at the sight of how fat jimbo is - wheat,
4. For some reason, Pepsi's polar bears are alot less cute and alot more lazy. - Ngamer, 1
5. Eating Jimbo's mom can't even satisfy these bears, they're waiting for the man himself! NASCAR'D - Goose, 2
6. Some fall, but the search for Pepsi goes on. - QB, 1
7. BRING ME MY NACHOS, BITCH - Neo,
8. Ryan White wins a weekend with the Coke Polar Bears after drinking 20 liters in 5 minutes. - Come, 1
9. Papa Bear chills out after getting a nice, warm blowjob from Mama Bear... Hey, Baby Bear! You're not supposed to be here! - Youse, 2
10. Polar Bears stake out in front of the Coke-a-cola CEO's home to collect their royalties. - DK, 2

Picture Number 2

1. I like me some mashed potatoes. - Coops,
2. alecboy thinks he went to heaven. - wheat,
3. We came buckets. - Ngamer, 1
4. BUKKAKE! - Neo, 1
5. Now that's what I call a sticky situation. - Come,
6. "This is how kids are made" said Jon Barber to a class of first graders. - Goose, 1
7. Woll and Matis enjoy Sugarloaf Mountain one last time before Jimbo inevitably eats it - DK, 6
8. Jimbo decided he needs more protein in his diet, so he sprinkled some people on his mashed potatoes. - QB, 1
9. Odysseus and Prometheus hanging out in the Cyclops' morning cereal bowl in The Odyssey: The Deleted Scenes. - Youse, 1
10. this is why you should never pick a fight with jimbos mum - Luke,
11. My God. It's full of mashed potatoes. - Graves,

Picture Number 1

1. Jimbo vomits his fiber-filled lunch onto a passing bicyclist! - Goose, 1
2. After another difficult ride back from his dealers, Alex makes the decision to kick his drug habit for good. - Ngamer, 3
3. "IM GOING SO FAST" - Luke,
4. Cousin It devolved into plant matter. - Coops, 1
5. You've heard that "the grass is always greener on the other side" adage. Here's why. - Youse,
6. Bigfoot celebrates St. Patrick's Day by riding his bicycle through town in a festive hair-do. - Come,
7. Cousin It looks twice as nice after dying his hair a pleasant green. - QB, 2
8. Mr. Roberts' lawn was tired of Billy cutting across it every morning on his way to school. Today, it would have its revenge. - Graves, 2
9. Infil makes a quick getaway! - DK, 1