Jorg Butt

Jorg Butt is slang for funny quotes said in the #mariokart IRC channel, mostly by Honko and tuomas. Here is a list of these funny quotes:-

• <@shadow> I'm gonna find shane quinlan.
• <@shadow> and kill him

• <@shadow> I'm telling you...me + shane quinlan + pliers = future situation.

• <GeneralWop> my dream threeway would be terrence, thiron and fenner

• <@Honko> you can give leyla the one thing sami never could
• <@Honko> functioning sperm

• <Honko> listen to padz he is ranked Expert C in girls

• [13:26] <Honko> tuomas more like poomas
• [13:34] <tuomas> honko more like ghonorrheako
• [13:34] <tuomas> thats the best i could come up with in 7 minutes

• * tuomas (~tuomas@xxx.elisa-laajakaista.fi) has joined #mariokart
• <Honko> more like tuomasturbate

• <@Honko> cdm more like cunt dick meeting
• <@zarkov> cdm more like clark dictatorship meeting
• <@tuomas> cdm more like cool dunkel meeting

• <zarkov> ALAKTORN more like ALAKTO-MOVE-IT-MOVE-IT

• <Honko> april more like raperil

• <zarkov> StinsonAtWork more like stinsonatbrothel

• <fank009> zarkov more like pissov

• <Howes> world of goo more like honko meets clark

• <Roy> this theme plays while honko tells "more like" jokes
• <Roy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uKXoZ5oyo0

• <RVZ> im mkdd goat
• <tuomas> gayest of all time?
• <RVZ> yeh thats rly funny

• <@Honko> [...] dudes are hot clark

• <Honko> why are you wearing shorts?
• <Honko> please provide two reasons
• <padz> 1. they're comfy
• <padz> 2. they're easy to wear
• <padz> done
• <Honko> good boy
• <Honko> now take them off

• <Duff> i often get banned because of my mysterious smile

• <tuomas> if animals arent supposed to be eaten then why are their bodies made out of food?

• <Honko> there are only three good things about zelda
• <Honko> 1) the guy with the balloon
• <Honko> 2) the guy who sells the masks
• <shadow> WAT IS THREE

• <Honko> <MMF> oh you charged that MT? i'm sorry, i was too busy loading more dreamcrushing death moles to accept any more input from your controller

• <zarkov> i just call it bum rape
• <Flo1> that's epic!

• <zarkov> honko is one half nigger, and one half doing a padz

• <padz> who the fuk is clara
• <Clara> guillaume leviach's wife
• <padz> o

• <IsThatAGoodThing> sup fank
• <IsThatAGoodThing> hows the weather down there today
• <fank009> looks like roof :P

• <padz> come @ me mvt
• <tuomas> @ = on

• <KoopZ> who are you?
• <Hcte> read my name in reverse big guy

• <Honko> <sami> I've stolen a considerable amount of Leyla's virginity.

• <duffjr> i see a floating penis a few inches over my head. i begun to suck it to satisfy the necessary progression of events. my mom yells, "what the hell are you doing?" i respond, "i'm sucking this penis," to which she replies, "sick." and that was everything that happened.

• <zarkov> nice wr

• <BPA> fanks brain is like drew's in reverse
• <BPA> actual ideas expressed randomly. drew's is whack ideas expressed eloquently
• <Honko> clarks is nonexistant ideas expressed hornily
• <utter> through interpretive dance

• <@DrFank> im a certified dr of phalloplasty

• <NoNick4> nonick4 is a name that inspires fear
• <NoNick4> you see it and you think "oh shit i'm gonna die"
• <tuomas> more like 'gay'

• <tuomas> only gays ride bikes
• <tuomas> hummer is the only way to roll

• * @karterfreak (~chatzilla@xxx.dsl.bell.ca) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86.1 [Firefox 3.6.17/20110420140830]�)
• <Honko> bye secksule man

• <shadow> at the moment it parses the emails....but doesn't actually do anything else xD
• <zarkov> it parses the emails on the left hand side

• <duffjr> i got a boner reading about endosperms

• <tuomas> i almost got laid last night. i was already naked on my bed ready for action. all i needed was a chick.

• <fank009> gaff...
• <fank009> world record holder for baring a grudge

• <Utter> who are the most calm of people? The nomads! Ho ho ho...

• <@Honko> enough tomfoolery
• <shadow> that word sounds like it was invented for the gaff

• <shadow> when tuomas burns someone next, imma call it a slam dunkel

• <sn1989> I'd only fuck a tranny that actually looked female tbh
• <zarkov> would you suck its cock stacy?
• <zarkov> or is that a step too far?
• <sn1989> You know what, I would

• <Hutch> who's lendawg btw?
• <shadow_> ...
• <shadow_> you know you're old when people don't remember lendawg

• <+shadow> ((lendawg+mkwii)/fenner + Hab) * Gregor Fran

• <comet> Honko's M.O. is pretty obvious. He resorts to his base nature of getting drunk even around people he's never talked to before (see this room). And with the same "jew legit boldne heair" line, effectively lumping every stranger he encounters in the same common generic "friend" group, an Us versus Girls conglomerate of seven billion legit niggers with blond hair. He doesn't care that people are individuals and have their own hair beyond
• <comet> his -- he'll just pretend they are the best legit niggers who have done a padz, and he has no shame in saying that even if the stranger is a sus clark with brown hair. He just assumes his weak strawman that anyone who isn't him must be a mixture of the four things he loves. And it's sad that anyone in todays' age will love jews (who are usually very legit people) niggers (who are usualy very legit people), or blondes (who are usually
• <comet> very legit people). Just a legit individual with no interest in flexing Penev's thighs whatsoever. This is what America has taught him? A lesser howes of greater mikes, for sure.

Puns

A selection of the finest plays on words said in #mariokart

• <Utter> Crocodile Lundeen

• <zarkov> Tuomas Dunkeldore

• <shadow> Cole Gilbert and Sullivan