2009 Craption Sunday

It's 2009 Craption Sunday! Let's see who came up with the best captions for these 10 (plus TB?) images!

Final Results

1. Person A - ?? points

1. Funny goes here! (x) - x
2. Funny goes here! (x) - x
3. Funny goes here! (x) - x
4. Funny goes here! (x) - x
5. Funny goes here! (x) - x
6. Funny goes here! (x) - x
7. Funny goes here! (x) - x
8. Funny goes here! (x) - x

Craption #5

1. Eddie Lovins, after finally getting Runway A 0:22. (x) - x
2. The world's largest penis and testicles, with an average man sitting on top for comparison. (x) - x
3. What Jimbo sees in his head when he thinks about the "king of the world" scene from Titanic. (x) - x
4. A fine recovery of a 12th century canon. (x) - x
5. A photo of the crime scene, where one Jon Barber was arrested late Friday evening for lewd conduct and indecent exposure. The statue has since been sanitized and re-opened to the public. (x) - x
6. Oh wow! For a moment there I thought this statue was obscene. Then I looked more closely, and... wait a minute. (x) - x
7. As evidenced by this statue, strange sexual fetishes are nothing new. (x) - x

Craption #4

1. Is that lead singer wearing a top hat? For a moment there I thought this party lacked class. (Ngamer) - 1
2. It's a giant crab-walk. That's all it is! (Third) - 1
3. This is what the Russian national gymnastics team does in their free time. (Mgay) - x
4. Design flaw in new tampons have disastrous consequences. (Cara) - 4
5. When Jimbo saw an advert to get down and dirty on your knees with bright, bold women... this isn't what he expected. (Mark) - 1
6. Harold gets tangled up in a Satan Octopus. (QB) - 1
7. Ngamer's version of the conga line. (DK) - x
8. A dramatic recreation from the final moments aboard Titanic. The band in the background adds a whole new level of realism along with the awkward movements necessary to maintain balance aboard an unlevel ship! (Jimbo) - x

Craption #3

1. The only way we can communicate with Mexicans now days is through absurd signage like this. (Jimbo) - 1
2. The sign makers could have been less graphic by instead saying "THERE IS NO BATHROOM." (DK) - 1
3. That man has just poo'd out Stan's hat from South Park. (Mark) - 1
4. The director of 2 Boys 1 Sidewalk was heartbroken at having to find somewhere else for the day's shoot. (Ngamer) - 1
5. THERE IS NO BATHROOM! (Mgay) - x
6. Sitting in piles of shit & pissing in holes - NOT allowed! (Cara) - 1
7. Well you can piss on that block, just don't hit the sign. (x) - 1
8. If your body is shaped like an S, you can't shit. If you're shaped like a P, you can't piss. Thems the rules. (QB) - 2
9. "A Time and place for everything... but not around the corner from trahv jaamas. (Ninja) - 1

Craption #2

1. Seeing Dayle in this setting is no surprise... but why is Come tackling her? (Ngamer) - 2
2. This is what happens when Jimbo tries to get on a horse. (Third) - 1
3. "You're doing it wrong." (Ninja) - 1
4. Ford's original emblem for the Mustang. (Jimbo) - 2
5. The horse owed QB some money. (DK) - 1
6. Experiments using horses as running backs went horribly wrong. (Cara) - x
7. The Broncos lose, 42-3. (QB) - 2
8. "Get off my property, inferior mortal human!" (Mgay) - x

Craption #1

1. Not even that ass could handle a load like that! (Jimbo) - 1
2. It's a new donkey high jump world record! (Third) - x
3. There was a problem delivering Jimbo's daily shipment of Hot Pockets. (DK) - 3
4. The Infil bandwagon crashed! (Cara) - 1
5. Look! That man is wearing a scarf. (Mark) - 2
6. Delivery services have attempted to go green, but nobody has told them that horses can't fly yet. (Mgay) - 1
7. "They've got powerlines?" (Ninja) - 1
8. Bringing home Jim's groceries from the supermarket proves troublesome yet again. (QB) - x