2007 Craption Monday

Craption Monday - 10/15/07

First 10 pictures making up the second night of the Craption Contest!

Tonight's Scoreboard

Picture Number 8

1. I dont know about you guys, but mine's white. - Coops,
2. After celebrating several holes-in-one with many drinks, the Ku Klux Klan decides to change its name back to the Professional Golfer's Association. - Goose,
3. I'll skeet skeet maw-fuggah! I'll skeet skeet got-damn! - Youse,
4. Few knew about L. Ron Hubbard's original idea for the origins of Scientology. - Graves,
5. The Colorado Rockies celebrate a series sweep of the Diamondbacks... after dark. - Ngamer,
6. Using diet coke and mentos, tubgirl fanatics recreate the famous scene and celebrate wildly. - QB, - 5
7. The guys in the Goodyear blimp thought they were going for the record for most simultaneous cum shots. - DK,
8. A special ed field trip to the soft drink factory ends in disaster. - Come, 3

Picture Number 7

1. Jimbo's brain is about to get a boost in power. - Coops,
2. Yo quiero Taco Bell! No quiero big metal tube! - Come, 2
3. Wouter's acid trip results in a lesbian from one of his porns transforming his beloved pet rabbit into a small bulldog. More chomp without the crump! - Goose,
4. Little know fact: particles accelerated to over 99.9% the speed of light instantly transform into lapdogs. - Ngamer, 1
5. Chinese scientists test a new mircowave. - DK, 5
6. Jimbo's dog is used to test a state-of-the-art washing machine, after "accidently" having his hair matted down with ketchup and mayo. - QB,
7. The previous two dogs had exploded instead of being sent 5 minutes into the past, but Julie mused, "Third time's a charm!" - Graves, 1
8. Asian Adult Entertainment Queen Jun Li shows us her secret "bestiality room" of prototype sex-toys. Look at how she's eying that pooch up! - Youse,

Picture Number 6

1. Man, Jimbo's mom had a tough time with this one, but she pulled through. - Coops,
2. March 17, 1988: Jim Barrett sets record for largest new born in world history. The size of his head incredibly matches the size of his GE multi ego. - Goose,
3. A shipping container was necessary when it was time for Jimbo to go home from the hospital. - Neo, 1
4. An artist puts the finishing touches on his to-scale "The birth of Jimbo" sculpture. - Youse,
5. A young Jimbo gets an antelope stuck in his throat and the doctors have to operate. - QB, 2
6. It's a well-known fact that Jim's mother died giving birth to him. What's NOT so well known is that he also crushed two midwives on the way out. - Ngamer, 3
7. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. - Graves, 2
8. Video footage from Mrs. Barrett's labor. - DK,

Picture Number 5

1. This bull competes with Jimbo's mom the "America's hardest thing to ride" title. - Goose, 1
2. when I told alecboy to take the bull by the horns that's not what I meant - wheat,
3. Matadors had to get a little bit faster after the Rodeo started putting rabid flying monkeys on the back of the bull. - Youse, 1
4. The bull is thinking, "Why can't the red dong guy be on top of me?" - Come, 2
5. Red Bull gives you wings. Monkey Bull just makes you run really fast. - Graves, 2
6. c'mon, we can catch him! a little faster now! - Coops,
7. Think YOU have a hard time getting a monkey off your back? - DK, 3
8. Why is that monkey riding Jimbo? - QB,
9. There is a MONKEY on this bull! - Ngamer,

Picture Number 4

1. Moments after Goose thinks he spots Megan Fox walking down the sidewalk. - Ngamer, 1
2. Winner of the latest survivor immunity challenge involving cutting off a horse's penis and soaking yourself in its blood. - Goose, 1
3. The answer to that ever-elusive riddle: "What has two wheels, is fucking insane, and red all over?" - Youse, 1
4. You know what they say about guys with big.... oh wait. - Coops,
5. ShadowZero takes a bike ride after watching some lemon party. Why is he red? Fuck if I know. - DK, 2
6. This is why you shouldn't please your girlfriend while she's on her period. - Come, 2
7. Sadly, even painting himself red and bicycling naked wasn't enough to draw people's attention from what was behind him. - Graves, 2
8. has it been 4 hours yet? crap - octo,

Picture Number 3

1. dude, where's my car? - Coops,
2. HEY LUK, ITZ JIMBO AS A POLUR BEAR LOLOL OK I MAED A JIMBO REF PLZ VOTE 4 ME KBYE - Graves, 2
3. they are shocked at the sight of how fat jimbo is - wheat,
4. For some reason, Pepsi's polar bears are alot less cute and alot more lazy. - Ngamer, 1
5. Eating Jimbo's mom can't even satisfy these bears, they're waiting for the man himself! NASCAR'D - Goose, 2
6. Some fall, but the search for Pepsi goes on. - QB, 1
7. BRING ME MY NACHOS, BITCH - Neo,
8. Ryan White wins a weekend with the Coke Polar Bears after drinking 20 liters in 5 minutes. - Come, 1
9. Papa Bear chills out after getting a nice, warm blowjob from Mama Bear... Hey, Baby Bear! You're not supposed to be here! - Youse, 2
10. Polar Bears stake out in front of the Coke-a-cola CEO's home to collect their royalties. - DK, 2

Picture Number 2

1. I like me some mashed potatoes. - Coops,
2. alecboy thinks he went to heaven. - wheat,
3. We came buckets. - Ngamer, 1
4. BUKKAKE! - Neo, 1
5. Now that's what I call a sticky situation. - Come,
6. "This is how kids are made" said Jon Barber to a class of first graders. - Goose, 1
7. Woll and Matis enjoy Sugarloaf Mountain one last time before Jimbo inevitably eats it - DK, 6
8. Jimbo decided he needs more protein in his diet, so he sprinkled some people on his mashed potatoes. - QB, 1
9. Odysseus and Prometheus hanging out in the Cyclops' morning cereal bowl in The Odyssey: The Deleted Scenes. - Youse, 1
10. this is why you should never pick a fight with jimbos mum - Luke,
11. My God. It's full of mashed potatoes. - Graves,

Picture Number 1

1. Jimbo vomits his fiber-filled lunch onto a passing bicyclist! - Goose, 1
2. After another difficult ride back from his dealers, Alex makes the decision to kick his drug habit for good. - Ngamer, 3
3. "IM GOING SO FAST" - Luke,
4. Cousin It devolved into plant matter. - Coops, 1
5. You've heard that "the grass is always greener on the other side" adage. Here's why. - Youse,
6. Bigfoot celebrates St. Patrick's Day by riding his bicycle through town in a festive hair-do. - Come,
7. Cousin It looks twice as nice after dying his hair a pleasant green. - QB, 2
8. Mr. Roberts' lawn was tired of Billy cutting across it every morning on his way to school. Today, it would have its revenge. - Graves, 2
9. Infil makes a quick getaway! - DK, 1