Jorg Butt

Jorg Butt is slang for funny quotes said in the #mariokart IRC channel, mostly by Honko and tuomas. Here is a list of these funny quotes:-

• <@shadow> I'm gonna find shane quinlan.
• <@shadow> and kill him

• <@shadow> I'm telling you...me + shane quinlan + pliers = future situation.

• <GeneralWop> my dream threeway would be terrence, thiron and fenner

• <Honko> listen to padz he is ranked Expert C in girls

• [13:26] <Honko> tuomas more like poomas
• [13:34] <tuomas> honko more like ghonorrheako
• [13:34] <tuomas> thats the best i could come up with in 7 minutes

• * tuomas (~tuomas@xxx.elisa-laajakaista.fi) has joined #mariokart
• <Honko> more like tuomasturbate

• <@Honko> cdm more like cunt dick meeting
• <@zarkov> cdm more like clark dictatorship meeting
• <@tuomas> cdm more like cool dunkel meeting

• <zarkov> ALAKTORN more like ALAKTO-MOVE-IT-MOVE-IT

• <Honko> april more like raperil

• <zarkov> StinsonAtWork more like stinsonatbrothel

• <fank009> zarkov more like pissov

• <Howes> world of goo more like honko meets clark

• <Roy> this theme plays while honko tells "more like" jokes
• <Roy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uKXoZ5oyo0

• <RVZ> im mkdd goat
• <tuomas> gayest of all time?
• <RVZ> yeh thats rly funny

• <padz> come @ me mvt
• <tuomas> @ = on

• <@Honko> [...] dudes are hot clark

• <zarkov> nice wr

• <Honko> why are you wearing shorts?
• <Honko> please provide two reasons
• <padz> they're comfy and easy to wear
• <Honko> good boy
• <Honko> now take them off

• <Duff> i often get banned because of my mysterious smile

• <tuomas> if animals arent supposed to be eaten then why are their bodies made out of food?

• <Honko> there are only three good things about zelda
• <Honko> 1) the guy with the balloon
• <Honko> 2) the guy who sells the masks
• <shadow> WAT IS THREE

• <Honko> <MMF> oh you charged that MT? i'm sorry, i was too busy loading more dreamcrushing death moles to accept any more input from your controller

• <zarkov> i just call it bum rape
• <Flo1> that's epic!

• <padz> who the fuk is clara
• <Clara> guillaume leviach's wife
• <padz> o

• <tuomas> im only the #2 ranked tuomas in finland in smk

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• <MVT> AAAAAAUEUEGHHHHH
• <MVT> WAHHHHH
• <MVT> I CANT EVER GOT LECKY
• <MVT> AIOUDF IOAUIER

• <IsThatAGoodThing> sup fank
• <IsThatAGoodThing> hows the weather down there today
• <fank009> looks like roof :P

• <Utter> who are the most calm of people? The nomads! Ho ho ho...

• <KoopZ> who are you?
• <Hcte> read my name in reverse big guy

• <Honko> <sami> I've stolen a considerable amount of Leyla's virginity.

• <@Honko> you can give leyla the one thing sami never could
• <@Honko> functioning sperm

• <duffjr> i see a floating penis a few inches over my head. i begun to suck it to satisfy the necessary progression of events. my mom yells, "what the hell are you doing?" i respond, "i'm sucking this penis," to which she replies, "sick." and that was everything that happened.

• <duffjr> i got a boner reading about endosperms

• <BPA> fanks brain is like drew's in reverse
• <BPA> actual ideas expressed randomly. drew's is whack ideas expressed eloquently
• <Honko> clarks is nonexistant ideas expressed hornily
• <utter> through interpretive dance

• <@DrFank> im a certified dr of phalloplasty

• <NoNick4> nonick4 is a name that inspires fear
• <NoNick4> you see it and you think "oh shit i'm gonna die"
• <tuomas> more like 'gay'

• <tuomas> only gays ride bikes
• <tuomas> hummer is the only way to roll

• * @karterfreak (~chatzilla@xxx.dsl.bell.ca) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86.1 [Firefox 3.6.17/20110420140830]�)
• <Honko> bye secksule man

• <tuomas> i almost got laid last night. i was already naked on my bed ready for action. all i needed was a chick.

• <@Honko> enough tomfoolery
• <shadow> that word sounds like it was invented for the gaff

• <shadow> when tuomas burns someone next, imma call it a slam dunkel

• <sn1989> I'd only fuck a tranny that actually looked female tbh
• <zarkov> would you suck its cock stacy?
• <zarkov> or is that a step too far?
• <sn1989> You know what, I would

• <Hutch> who's lendawg btw?
• <shadow_> ...
• <shadow_> you know you're old when people don't remember lendawg

• <+shadow> ((lendawg+mkwii)/fenner + Hab) * Gregor Fran

• <tuomas> karel used the word agglomeration on the mb
• <tuomas> he's such a plonker

• <Genesis> No i dont want to bone duff in his present state
• <Genesis> he really let himself go

• <Roy> I see a little silhouetto of a zark
• <Roy> shadowmuche shadowmuche will you do the fankango
• <Roy> thunderbolts and lightning very very frightening me
• <Roy> easy honk easy honk will you let me go
• <Roy> bismicka no
• <Roy> we will not let you go
• <shadow_> genius xD

• <comet> iceland wants to ban porn because icelandic woman look like nick harvey
• <comet> nick harvey sex adventures featuring stinson at brothel

• <zarkov> i licked an asshole once
• <zarkov> never again

• <shadow> af is weird anyway. martin mcmullan passed someone in af 2 years after he died
• <@zarkov> dunno if a lol is appropriate here
• <shadow> he's dead good at mk64
• <@zarkov> shiiiiiiit

• <zarkov> duff just believes anything
• <zarkov> you could tell him the moon is made of cum and he would believe it

• <tuomas> hah, there's a place in finland named niggervillage

• <zarkov> just checked all the sites, and there isnt one karter from south africa
• <Dan_Burbank> not one?
• <zarkov> yeah, not a single one
• <zarkov> how strange
• <Jamie> they are too busy dying from AIDS
• <Jamie> damn, that was probably the meanest joke I ever made

• <fank009> ...
• <DarkRoy> dots

• <zarkov> shadow, how many cups of tea do you have in a day?
• <shadow> oh right
• <shadow> i used to be on a tea drip
• <shadow> but i cut out it
• <shadow> it out*
• <zarkov> so youre tee total now?

• <zarkov> there hasnt been a wr in womens 100m, 110m hurdles, 200m, and 400m since 1988
• <zarkov> kinda surprising
• <DanServ> cause i was born in 89 and women have just been chasing after me ever since

Puns

A selection of the finest plays on words said in #mariokart

• <Utter> Crocodile Lundeen

• <zarkov> Tuomas Dunkeldore

• <shadow> Cole Gilbert and Sullivan

• <zarkov> Christian Girls Gone Wild

• <Jamie> Sami Cetin Stone

• <YoshiKarter89> Michael Schlongerius

• <zarkov> Leyla Hasso Many Male Admirers

• <zarkov> Greg InATankYo

• <Utter> Christian KukloksKlan

• <zarkov> Iacopo Sorce Code

• <shadow> lafunger games