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Jorg Butt is slang for funny quotes said in the #mariokart IRC channel, mostly by [[Honko]]. Here is a list of these funny quotes:-
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Jorg Butt is slang for funny quotes said in the #mariokart IRC channel, mostly by [[Honko]] and [[Tuomas_Dunkel|tuomas]]. Here is a list of these funny quotes:-
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*<GeneralWop> my dream threeway would be terrence, thiron and fenner
 
*<GeneralWop> my dream threeway would be terrence, thiron and fenner
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*<@Honko> you can give leyla the one thing sami never could
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*<@Honko> functioning sperm
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*<tuomas> gayest of all time?
 
*<tuomas> gayest of all time?
 
*<RVZ> yeh thats rly funny
 
*<RVZ> yeh thats rly funny
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*<padz> come @ me mvt
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*<tuomas> @ = on
       
*<@Honko> [...] dudes are hot clark
 
*<@Honko> [...] dudes are hot clark
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*<zarkov> nice wr
       
*<Honko> why are you wearing shorts?
 
*<Honko> why are you wearing shorts?
 
*<Honko> please provide two reasons
 
*<Honko> please provide two reasons
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*<padz> 1. they're comfy
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*<padz> they're comfy and easy to wear
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*<padz> 2. they're easy to wear
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*<padz> done
   
*<Honko> good boy
 
*<Honko> good boy
 
*<Honko> now take them off
 
*<Honko> now take them off
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*<Honko> 2) the guy who sells the masks
 
*<Honko> 2) the guy who sells the masks
 
*<shadow> WAT IS THREE
 
*<shadow> WAT IS THREE
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*<Honko> <MMF> oh you charged that MT? i'm sorry, i was too busy loading more dreamcrushing death moles to accept any more input from your controller
       
*<zarkov> i just call it bum rape
 
*<zarkov> i just call it bum rape
 
*<Flo1> that's epic!
 
*<Flo1> that's epic!
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*<zarkov> honko is one half nigger, and one half doing a padz
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*<Clara> guillaume leviach's wife
 
*<Clara> guillaume leviach's wife
 
*<padz> o
 
*<padz> o
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*<tuomas> im only the #2 ranked tuomas in finland in smk
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*!* MVT has joined #mariokart
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*<MVT> AAAAAAUEUEGHHHHH
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*<MVT> WAHHHHH
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*<MVT> I CANT EVER GOT LECKY
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*<MVT> AIOUDF IOAUIER
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*<padz> come @ me mvt
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*<Utter> who are the most calm of people? The nomads! Ho ho ho...
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*<tuomas> @ = on
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*<zarkov> nice wr
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*<@Honko> you can give leyla the one thing sami never could
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*<@Honko> functioning sperm
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*<duffjr> i see a floating penis a few inches over my head. i begun to suck it to satisfy the necessary progression of events. my mom yells, "what the hell are you doing?" i respond, "i'm sucking this penis," to which she replies, "sick." and that was everything that happened.
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*<duffjr> i got a boner reading about endosperms
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* * @karterfreak (~chatzilla@xxx.dsl.bell.ca) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86.1 [Firefox 3.6.17/20110420140830]�)
 
* * @karterfreak (~chatzilla@xxx.dsl.bell.ca) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86.1 [Firefox 3.6.17/20110420140830]�)
 
*<Honko> bye secksule man
 
*<Honko> bye secksule man
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*<tuomas> i almost got laid last night. i was already naked on my bed ready for action. all i needed was a chick.
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*<@Honko> enough tomfoolery
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*<shadow> that word sounds like it was invented for the gaff
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*<shadow> when tuomas burns someone next, imma call it a slam dunkel
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*<sn1989> I'd only fuck a tranny that actually looked female tbh
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*<zarkov> would you suck its cock stacy?
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*<zarkov> or is that a step too far?
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*<sn1989> You know what, I would
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*<Hutch> who's lendawg btw?
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*<shadow_> ...
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*<shadow_> you know you're old when people don't remember lendawg
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*<+shadow> ((lendawg+mkwii)/fenner + Hab) * Gregor Fran
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*<tuomas> karel used the word agglomeration on the mb
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*<tuomas> he's such a plonker
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*<Genesis> No i dont want to bone duff in his present state
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*<Genesis> he really let himself go
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*<Roy> I see a little silhouetto of a zark
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*<Roy> shadowmuche shadowmuche will you do the fankango
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*<Roy> thunderbolts and lightning very very frightening me
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*<Roy> easy honk easy honk will you let me go
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*<Roy> bismicka no
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*<Roy> we will not let you go
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*<shadow_> genius xD
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*<comet> iceland wants to ban porn because icelandic woman look like nick harvey
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*<comet> nick harvey sex adventures featuring stinson at brothel
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*<zarkov> i licked an asshole once
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*<zarkov> never again
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*<shadow> af is weird anyway. martin mcmullan passed someone in af 2 years after he died
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*<@zarkov> dunno if a lol is appropriate here
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*<shadow> he's dead good at mk64
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*<@zarkov> shiiiiiiit
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*<zarkov> duff just believes anything
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*<zarkov> you could tell him the moon is made of cum and he would believe it
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*<tuomas> hah, there's a place in finland named niggervillage
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*<zarkov> just checked all the sites, and there isnt one karter from south africa
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*<Dan_Burbank> not one?
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*<zarkov> yeah, not a single one
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*<zarkov> how strange
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*<Jamie> they are too busy dying from AIDS
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*<Jamie> damn, that was probably the meanest joke I ever made
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*<fank009> ...
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*<DarkRoy> dots
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*<zarkov> shadow, how many cups of tea do you have in a day?
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*<shadow> oh right
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*<shadow> i used to be on a tea drip
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*<shadow> but i cut out it
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*<shadow> it out*
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*<zarkov> so youre tee total now?
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*<zarkov> there hasnt been a wr in womens 100m, 110m hurdles, 200m, and 400m since 1988
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*<zarkov> kinda surprising
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*<DanServ> cause i was born in 89 and women have just been chasing after me ever since
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== Puns ==
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A selection of the finest plays on words said in #mariokart
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*<Utter> Crocodile Lundeen
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*<zarkov> Tuomas Dunkeldore
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*<shadow> Cole Gilbert and Sullivan
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*<zarkov> Christian Girls Gone Wild
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*<Jamie> Sami Cetin Stone
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*<YoshiKarter89> Michael Schlongerius
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*<zarkov> Leyla Hasso Many Male Admirers
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*<zarkov> Greg InATankYo
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*<Utter> Christian KukloksKlan
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*<zarkov> Iacopo Sorce Code
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*<shadow> lafunger games
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