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Jorg Butt is slang for funny quotes said in the #mariokart IRC channel, mostly by [[Honko]]. Here is a list of these funny quotes:-
Jorg Butt is slang for funny quotes said in the #mariokart IRC channel, mostly by [[Honko]] and [[Tuomas_Dunkel|tuomas]]. Here is a list of these funny quotes:-
<@shadow> I'm gonna find shane quinlan
*<@shadow> I'm gonna find shane quinlan.
<@shadow> and kill him
*<@shadow> and kill him
<@Honko> you can give leyla the one thing sami never could
*<@shadow> I'm telling you...me + shane quinlan + pliers = future situation.
<RVZ> im mkdd goat
*<GeneralWop> my dream threeway would be terrence, thiron and fenner
<tuomas> gayest of all time?
<RVZ> yeh thats rly funny
*<Honko> listen to padz he is ranked Expert C in girls
*[13:26] <Honko> tuomas more like poomas
*[13:34] <tuomas> honko more like ghonorrheako
*[13:34] <tuomas> thats the best i could come up with in 7 minutes
* * tuomas (~tuomas@xxx.elisa-laajakaista.fi) has joined #mariokart
*<Honko> more like tuomasturbate
*<@Honko> cdm more like cunt dick meeting
*<@zarkov> cdm more like clark dictatorship meeting
*<@tuomas> cdm more like cool dunkel meeting
*<zarkov> ALAKTORN more like ALAKTO-MOVE-IT-MOVE-IT
*<Honko> april more like raperil
*<zarkov> StinsonAtWork more like stinsonatbrothel
*<fank009> zarkov more like pissov
*<Howes> world of goo more like honko meets clark
*<Roy> this theme plays while honko tells "more like" jokes
*<Roy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uKXoZ5oyo0
*<RVZ> im mkdd goat
*<tuomas> gayest of all time?
*<RVZ> yeh thats rly funny
*<padz> come @ me mvt
*<tuomas> @ = on
*<@Honko> [...] dudes are hot clark
*<zarkov> nice wr
*<Honko> why are you wearing shorts?
*<Honko> please provide two reasons
*<padz> they're comfy and easy to wear
*<Honko> good boy
*<Honko> now take them off
*<Duff> i often get banned because of my mysterious smile
*<tuomas> if animals arent supposed to be eaten then why are their bodies made out of food?
*<Honko> there are only three good things about zelda
*<Honko> 1) the guy with the balloon
*<Honko> 2) the guy who sells the masks
*<shadow> WAT IS THREE
*<Honko> <MMF> oh you charged that MT? i'm sorry, i was too busy loading more dreamcrushing death moles to accept any more input from your controller
*<zarkov> i just call it bum rape
*<Flo1> that's epic!
*<padz> who the fuk is clara
*<Clara> guillaume leviach's wife
*<padz> o
*<tuomas> im only the #2 ranked tuomas in finland in smk
*!* MVT has joined #mariokart
*<MVT> AAAAAAUEUEGHHHHH
*<MVT> WAHHHHH
*<MVT> I CANT EVER GOT LECKY
*<MVT> AIOUDF IOAUIER
*<IsThatAGoodThing> sup fank
*<IsThatAGoodThing> hows the weather down there today
*<fank009> looks like roof :P
*<Utter> who are the most calm of people? The nomads! Ho ho ho...
*<KoopZ> who are you?
*<Hcte> read my name in reverse big guy
*<Honko> <sami> I've stolen a considerable amount of Leyla's virginity.
*<@Honko> you can give leyla the one thing sami never could
*<@Honko> functioning sperm
*<duffjr> i see a floating penis a few inches over my head. i begun to suck it to satisfy the necessary progression of events. my mom yells, "what the hell are you doing?" i respond, "i'm sucking this penis," to which she replies, "sick." and that was everything that happened.
*<duffjr> i got a boner reading about endosperms
*<BPA> fanks brain is like drew's in reverse
*<BPA> actual ideas expressed randomly. drew's is whack ideas expressed eloquently
*<Honko> clarks is nonexistant ideas expressed hornily
*<utter> through interpretive dance
*<@DrFank> im a certified dr of phalloplasty
*<NoNick4> nonick4 is a name that inspires fear
*<NoNick4> you see it and you think "oh shit i'm gonna die"
*<tuomas> more like 'gay'
*<tuomas> only gays ride bikes
*<tuomas> hummer is the only way to roll
* * @karterfreak (~chatzilla@xxx.dsl.bell.ca) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86.1 [Firefox 3.6.17/20110420140830]�)
*<Honko> bye secksule man
*<tuomas> i almost got laid last night. i was already naked on my bed ready for action. all i needed was a chick.
*<@Honko> enough tomfoolery
*<shadow> that word sounds like it was invented for the gaff
*<shadow> when tuomas burns someone next, imma call it a slam dunkel
*<sn1989> I'd only fuck a tranny that actually looked female tbh
*<zarkov> would you suck its cock stacy?
*<zarkov> or is that a step too far?
*<sn1989> You know what, I would
*<Hutch> who's lendawg btw?
*<shadow_> ...
*<shadow_> you know you're old when people don't remember lendawg
*<+shadow> ((lendawg+mkwii)/fenner + Hab) * Gregor Fran
*<tuomas> karel used the word agglomeration on the mb
*<tuomas> he's such a plonker
*<Genesis> No i dont want to bone duff in his present state
*<Genesis> he really let himself go
*<Roy> I see a little silhouetto of a zark
*<Roy> shadowmuche shadowmuche will you do the fankango
*<Roy> thunderbolts and lightning very very frightening me
*<Roy> easy honk easy honk will you let me go
*<Roy> bismicka no
*<Roy> we will not let you go
*<shadow_> genius xD
*<comet> iceland wants to ban porn because icelandic woman look like nick harvey
*<comet> nick harvey sex adventures featuring stinson at brothel
*<zarkov> i licked an asshole once
*<zarkov> never again
*<shadow> af is weird anyway. martin mcmullan passed someone in af 2 years after he died
*<@zarkov> dunno if a lol is appropriate here
*<shadow> he's dead good at mk64
*<@zarkov> shiiiiiiit
*<zarkov> duff just believes anything
*<zarkov> you could tell him the moon is made of cum and he would believe it
*<tuomas> hah, there's a place in finland named niggervillage
*<zarkov> just checked all the sites, and there isnt one karter from south africa
*<Dan_Burbank> not one?
*<zarkov> yeah, not a single one
*<zarkov> how strange
*<Jamie> they are too busy dying from AIDS
*<Jamie> damn, that was probably the meanest joke I ever made
*<fank009> ...
*<DarkRoy> dots
*<zarkov> shadow, how many cups of tea do you have in a day?
*<shadow> oh right
*<shadow> i used to be on a tea drip
*<shadow> but i cut out it
*<shadow> it out*
*<zarkov> so youre tee total now?
*<zarkov> there hasnt been a wr in womens 100m, 110m hurdles, 200m, and 400m since 1988
*<zarkov> kinda surprising
*<DanServ> cause i was born in 89 and women have just been chasing after me ever since
== Puns ==
A selection of the finest plays on words said in #mariokart
*<Utter> Crocodile Lundeen
*<zarkov> Tuomas Dunkeldore
*<shadow> Cole Gilbert and Sullivan
*<zarkov> Christian Girls Gone Wild
*<Jamie> Sami Cetin Stone
*<YoshiKarter89> Michael Schlongerius
*<zarkov> Leyla Hasso Many Male Admirers
*<zarkov> Greg InATankYo
*<Utter> Christian KukloksKlan
*<zarkov> Iacopo Sorce Code
*<shadow> lafunger games
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