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Clint "Kevin" "water-whipper" Stevens is the descendant of the ancient Chinese Emperor Zhu Wen[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhu_Wen], known to his friends as Cho King (運行殺手, literally, "the run killer"). | Clint "Kevin" "water-whipper" Stevens is the descendant of the ancient Chinese Emperor Zhu Wen[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhu_Wen], known to his friends as Cho King (運行殺手, literally, "the run killer"). | ||
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| − | Februrary: Clint got to Dante on the first run of the day. Sadly, after cursing the Canadians, the run in turn was cursed by Dante who proceeded to kill the run. After careful examination of historical evidence, it was determined that Clint was descended from WATER-WHIPPIN King Xerxes. | + | Februrary: Clint got to Dante on the first run of the day. Sadly, after cursing the Canadians, the run in turn was cursed by Dante who proceeded to kill the run. After careful examination of historical evidence, it was determined that Clint was descended from WATER-WHIPPIN King Xerxes. It was also determined that there are no reliable emote makers for Clint's Twitch channel. All of them are flakey starving artists. |
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He was the pioneering force behind the CLiNTSLYDE™. A CLiNTSLYDE™ is the real name for a HESS. Other runners just started to call it a HESS because they didn't want to give Clint credit for discovering it. | He was the pioneering force behind the CLiNTSLYDE™. A CLiNTSLYDE™ is the real name for a HESS. Other runners just started to call it a HESS because they didn't want to give Clint credit for discovering it. | ||
Clint also was the first runner to discover how to manipulate Dampe's heart piece minigame, when he found that sacrificing willing virgin plebs from his chat would increase the odds of a heart piece. However, only Clint can detect those who are suitable offerings and so his mods tend to fail him in getting a good Dampe. | Clint also was the first runner to discover how to manipulate Dampe's heart piece minigame, when he found that sacrificing willing virgin plebs from his chat would increase the odds of a heart piece. However, only Clint can detect those who are suitable offerings and so his mods tend to fail him in getting a good Dampe. | ||
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| + | He is 2nd place in [[The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time]] 100%. | ||
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Revision as of 01:22, 1 February 2017
Clint "Kevin" "water-whipper" Stevens is the descendant of the ancient Chinese Emperor Zhu Wen[1], known to his friends as Cho King (運行殺手, literally, "the run killer").
Monthly Updates
Februrary: Clint got to Dante on the first run of the day. Sadly, after cursing the Canadians, the run in turn was cursed by Dante who proceeded to kill the run. After careful examination of historical evidence, it was determined that Clint was descended from WATER-WHIPPIN King Xerxes. It was also determined that there are no reliable emote makers for Clint's Twitch channel. All of them are flakey starving artists.
Personal History
Clint has been speedrunning ever since the 8th grade. His first game to speedrun was "A Bug's Life" for the Nintendo 64. He also plays competitive Star Fox 64. He was the pioneering force behind the CLiNTSLYDE™. A CLiNTSLYDE™ is the real name for a HESS. Other runners just started to call it a HESS because they didn't want to give Clint credit for discovering it. Clint also was the first runner to discover how to manipulate Dampe's heart piece minigame, when he found that sacrificing willing virgin plebs from his chat would increase the odds of a heart piece. However, only Clint can detect those who are suitable offerings and so his mods tend to fail him in getting a good Dampe.
Records
He is 2nd place in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 100%.
Trivia
- His favorite part of the run is the part with Dante the Gravekeeper.
- Clint is lactose intolerant and is 6'4", he also has a really attractive sister named Katie.
- Clint is an extremely sore loser who will resort to biting in extreme measures.
- He is also a hollywood actor in his spare time, having done CGI modelling work for A Bug's Life.
- His favorite website is dampe.org and all subdomains, such as http://www.dampe.org/420 and http://www.dampe.org/zfg
- His favorite copypasta is "I really would d8 you, but internet relationship stuff is pretty dicey. Also I really don't know you super good and living in your parents mansion with you would probably be weird. We could live in a shack with amazing internet i guess. But we might just be destined to be internet baes"
- His favorite Twitch emote is elegiggle and his favorite ASCII art is "Tits a Me! Mario!"
- Clint Stevens, 15, was involved in a sex scandal in February 2016. He was outed as sending "sappy" messages to fellow user Brizomatic. One such message follows: "I really would d8 you, but internet relationship stuff is pretty dicey. Also I really don't know you super good and living in your parents mansion with you would probably be weird. We could live in a shack with amazing internet i guess. But we might just be destined to be internet baes"
- Another famous copy pasta on Clunt's stream: Clint Stevens, 68 years old, died from heart failure after he got cucked by brizz yet once again. He leaves his wife, Snowdrops_, as well as his 27 kids, who are now working full time as OoT streamers to snatch the WR from zfg to honor their deceased father. He will be remembered for his appearance in Bug Life, and for playing Runescape for many years. Rip Clint BibleThump (Edit), new one: Brizz... OxyOfficial... Snowdrops_... Lauren07. Long ago, the four Internet Baes lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Snowdrops_ Nation attacked. Only Clint Stevens, master of all four Internet baes, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he was late to stream. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new OOT player, a speedrunner named ZFG. And although his Wrong Warp skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to unthrone Clint "big dick" Stevens. But I believe ZFG can save the world.- Credit Arcade Riven NA
- Clint is a notable leader of the "Alt right" and has talked about leading a crusade to take back Constantinople.
Easter Eggs
Oscar winning Goron Impersonation: http://oddshot.tv/shot/clintstevens-20160209103242305
External Links
- http://www.twitch.tv/clintstevens
- https://twitter.com/clintstevenstv
- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYsGgfAcQ91Fpda3_O-h0LA/feed
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