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| | == Final Results == | | == Final Results == |
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| − | 1. [[???]] - x points<br> | + | 1. [[Ngamer]] - 17 points (won TB)<br> |
| | + | 2. [[QB]] - 17 points<br> |
| | + | 3. [[DK]] - 12 points<br> |
| | + | 4. [[Thingy]] - 11 points<br> |
| | + | 5. [[Third]] - 9 points<br> |
| | + | 6. [[Mgay]] - 8 points<br> |
| | + | 6. [[Graves]] - 8 points<br> |
| | + | 8. [[Infil]] - 7 points<br> |
| | + | 8. [[Youse]] - 7 points<br> |
| | + | 10. [[Clemens]] - 5 points<br> |
| | + | 11. [[Goose]] - 4 points<br> |
| | + | 12. [[Jimbo]] - 3 points |
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| − | 1. (x) - x<br>
| + | == Craption TB == |
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| − | 4. (x) - x<br>
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| − | 5. (x) - x<br>
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| − | 8. (x) - x<br>
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| − | 9. (x) - x<br>
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| − | 10. (x) - x<br>
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| − | == Craption TB ==
| + | http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2009koth/craptionfriday/TB9.jpg |
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| − | http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2009koth/craptionfriday/
| + | 1. Live Action Smurfs Movie casts the Blue Man Group. And then they all go out and have a breath-holding contest. In the cold. And they're sad. (QB) - 4<br> |
| | + | 2. Everyone seems to be having a great time... except for Tobias on the left there, who is STILL having trouble joining the Blue Man Group. (Ngamer) - "5"<br> |
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| | == Craption #10 == | | == Craption #10 == |
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| | http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2009koth/craptionfriday/666.jpg | | http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2009koth/craptionfriday/666.jpg |
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| − | 1. As soon as I saw this I just had to try it. Everything went well until I spilled the coffee pot right on my junk. (x) - x<br> | + | 1. As soon as I saw this I just had to try it. Everything went well until I spilled the coffee pot right on my junk. (Thingy) - 1<br> |
| − | 2. Ngamer is hiding in the bushes with QB and DK. They are all masturbating looking at this statue. PS; Goose and Clemens are fucking all their girlfriends RIGHT NOW. (x) - x<br> | + | 2. Ngamer is hiding in the bushes with QB and DK. They are all masturbating looking at this statue. PS; Goose and Clemens are fucking all their girlfriends RIGHT NOW. (Goose) - x<br> |
| − | 3. One of the hidden pleasures of being Dhalsim. (x) - x<br> | + | 3. One of the hidden pleasures of being Dhalsim. (Youse) - 2<br> |
| − | 4. Has anyone seen my keys? (x) - x<br> | + | 4. Has anyone seen my keys? (Mgay) - 1<br> |
| − | 5. He ate 3 pounds of beefaroni earlier that day, I can only imagine the pain he is in! (x) - x<br> | + | 5. He ate 3 pounds of beefaroni earlier that day, I can only imagine the pain he is in! (Clemens) - x<br> |
| − | 6. The Kama Sutra: Solo Edition seemed like a great buy, but actually it was pretty much just 100 pages of this. (x) - x<br> | + | 6. The Kama Sutra: Solo Edition seemed like a great buy, but actually it was pretty much just 100 pages of this. (Ngamer) - 2<br> |
| − | 7. Mmm, that tracheotomy ended up paying off! (x) - x<br> | + | 7. Mmm, that tracheotomy ended up paying off! (DK) - x<br> |
| − | 8. He finally got his head out of his ass! (x) - x<br> | + | 8. He finally got his head out of his ass! (Jimbo) - 2<br> |
| − | 9. Look at the red plants. Please. For God's sake. (x) - x<br> | + | 9. Look at the red plants. Please. For God's sake. (Third) - 1<br> |
| − | 10. "YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKING COCK SUCKERS" "save that for this pic Goose" (x) - x<br> | + | 10. "YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKING COCK SUCKERS" "save that for this pic Goose" (Graves, with help from Ngamer) - 1<br> |
| − | 11. Yo, I'ma let you finish sucking yourself off, but din mor gives the best suckies of all time. OF ALL TIME! (x) - x<br> | + | 11. Yo, I'ma let you finish sucking yourself off, but din mor gives the best suckies of all time. OF ALL TIME! (QB) - 1<br> |
| − | 12. Taken in Piscataway, New Jersey, these flowers are amazing. (x) - x<br> | + | 12. Taken in Piscataway, New Jersey, these flowers are amazing. (Infil) - 1<br> |
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| | == Craption #9 == | | == Craption #9 == |
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| | 1. The Enterprise arrives to save Mr. Game & Watch's only remaining descendant. (Third) - 4<br> | | 1. The Enterprise arrives to save Mr. Game & Watch's only remaining descendant. (Third) - 4<br> |
| | 2. Get back here you fucking nigger jew alien bee!! (Clemens) - x<br> | | 2. Get back here you fucking nigger jew alien bee!! (Clemens) - x<br> |
| − | 3. You can only get his attention if you start stomping on cockroaches. Then, he'll turn around and fight you. You will win that fight thanks to that chick you were hitting on earlier in the movie. (Youse) - x<br> | + | 3. You can only get his attention if you start stomping on cockroaches. Then, he'll turn around and fight you. You will win that fight thanks to that chick you were hitting on earlier in the movie. (Youse) - 1<br> |
| | 4. Corey spent 25 minutes trying to convince me this ancient monument was the inspiration for Star Trek and several other movies. Eventually he admitted he was joking. (Thingy) - 2<br> | | 4. Corey spent 25 minutes trying to convince me this ancient monument was the inspiration for Star Trek and several other movies. Eventually he admitted he was joking. (Thingy) - 2<br> |
| | 5. Proof that aliens do come from Mexico. (Mgay) - x<br> | | 5. Proof that aliens do come from Mexico. (Mgay) - x<br> |
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| | http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2009koth/craptionfriday/381.jpg | | http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2009koth/craptionfriday/381.jpg |
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| − | 1. The statue dedicated to the Detroit Lions franchise (Jimbo) - 0 for not voting<br> | + | 1. The statue dedicated to the Detroit Lions franchise (Jimbo) - 0 for not voting (would have been 2)<br> |
| | 2. Aww, you can't pee with people watching, can you? MORON. HOMO. LOOK SHE WON'T TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU YOU HOMO. (Third) - x<br> | | 2. Aww, you can't pee with people watching, can you? MORON. HOMO. LOOK SHE WON'T TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU YOU HOMO. (Third) - x<br> |
| | 3. A glimpse of Boss's training regimen; it's what actually happens when he says he goes out to the barn to practice swordfighting. (Thingy) - 1<br> | | 3. A glimpse of Boss's training regimen; it's what actually happens when he says he goes out to the barn to practice swordfighting. (Thingy) - 1<br> |
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| | 3. Jeez, these new "morning after" drugs just keep getting less and less subtle... (Ngamer) - 5<br> | | 3. Jeez, these new "morning after" drugs just keep getting less and less subtle... (Ngamer) - 5<br> |
| | 4. Buy Popsy Christmas lights! They're sure to set the mood on the cold, dark winter nights! (Thingy) - 2<br> | | 4. Buy Popsy Christmas lights! They're sure to set the mood on the cold, dark winter nights! (Thingy) - 2<br> |
| − | 5. The toys Ngamer's parents used to teach him about pre-pubescent sex! (x) - x<br> | + | 5. The toys Ngamer's parents used to teach him about pre-pubescent sex! (Jimbo) - x<br> |
| | 6. I pity whoever has to have THAT baby... (Mgay) - 1<br> | | 6. I pity whoever has to have THAT baby... (Mgay) - 1<br> |
| | 7. The final product endorsment of the late Billy Mays (DK) - x<br> | | 7. The final product endorsment of the late Billy Mays (DK) - x<br> |