1. After looking at his blueprints, God decided the world would be a better place if men didn't menstruate. On the 7th day, he rested. (x) - x<br>
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2. Well, at least he waited until he got off the skiing high jump. (x) - x<br>
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3. Well, at least he waited until he got off the skiing high jump. (x) - x<br>
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4. Who's going to care that the electric current follows their left leg to leave their body when they urinate barefoot off the overpass....who's going to urinate barefoot off the overpass, anyway :-\? (x) - x<br>
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5. Want to commit suicide on a bridge but too afraid to jump? Just pee on some electrical wires, which are known to OFTEN run underneath bridges. (x) - x<br>
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6. If half your urine is red, you have bigger problems than an electrical shock. (x) - x<br>
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7. Ngamer says: "This is what happens if you don't vote!" (x) - x<br>
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8. Oh my GOD. My arm is broken! (x) - x<br>
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9. Don't Wiz On The Electric Fence: EXTREME Edition. (x) - x<br>
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10. The red arrow marks the spot where Ngamer's mouth would typically be in this sort of situation. (x) - x<br>