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'''Craption Monday''' - 10/15/07
'''Craption Monday''' - 10/15/07
10 pictures making up the second night of the Craption Contest! If you missed the first night it can be found at [[2007 Craption Sunday]].
For more contest action, check the [[KotH 2007]] page.
== Tonight's Scoreboard ==
== Tonight's Scoreboard ==
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# DK - 24
# Graves - 14
# QB - 12 (won TB)
# Come - 12
# Ngamer - 10
# Youse - 8
# Goose - 7
# wheat - 3
# Neo - 2
# Coops - 0
# Luke - 0
=== Picture Tiebreaker 2 ===
http://thengamer.com/koth/CraptionSunday/605.jpg
# Strangely, phone sex was not a good idea as community service for those with road rage. - Come, 3
# Holy shit, Jimbo's walking to the fridge! Buy on that Oscar Meyer stock, quick! Buy buy buy! - QB, 4
=== Picture Tiebreaker ===
http://thengamer.com/koth/CraptionSunday/623.jpg
# a ninja's true mode of transportation. - Coops,
# Monks vandalize Goose's bike after they mistake his constant "'''CHINCE'''!" for "'''CHINKS'''!". - Ngamer, 2
# Taka is only good at PD because of Kung Pow enter the fist magic motorbike yamaha skills - Goose,
# Check out my new Kawasaki! No, you idiot, I'm talking about my boyfriend over there. - Youse, 1
# Crap, if I don't get my bike running I'll miss my appointment with that hooker. - DK,
# The Dalai Lama has begun spreading his teachings... IN STYLE! - Come, 1
# What, you thought Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance was just a book? - Graves, 4
# There are 12 ninjas in this picture, but the camera was only able to pick up the one that is also a bike. - QB, 1
=== Picture Number 10 ===
http://thengamer.com/koth/CraptionSunday/641.jpg
# Jimbo before surgery. - Coops,
# Precisely when the the-elite/mariokart meeting started taking a turn for the worst. - wheat, 1
# Jimbo Barrett is hung like a horse! ...everywhere except where it counts. - Ngamer,
# Centaurs finally shed their status as mythical beings and stepped into reality approximately 9 months after lonesome Jimbo's WILD night at the stables. - Youse, 1
# Jimbo fucked a horse, obv. - QB, 1
# Unfortunately the Costumed Nerds of America can't defend their "Biggest Virgins" title. That went to The-Elite.net this time around! - Goose,
# Ironically, the horse guy didn't even know there was a Medieval Fair going on today. - DK, 5
# That's it. I'm never going to a Renaissance Fair again. - Graves, 1
# The annual Renaissance Faire was interrupted by a World of Warcraft player looking to "pwn up on sum nubz". - Come,
=== Picture Number 9 ===
http://thengamer.com/koth/CraptionSunday/593.jpg
# Shadong? More like Sha''don't'', mi rite? - Ngamer,
# Objective A: Completed - Goose, 1
# and you thought your airline was awful - wheat, 2
# I knew we shouldnt have taken an airline called "shandong".... *grumbles* - Coops,
# Volunteer rescuers salvage usable items out of Jimbo's latest bowel movement. - Youse, 2
# Crews train for the arduous pushing of Jimbo into the ocean for his monthly bath. - Come, 2
# When these guys finish their work, SZ will celebrate it...by watching X-Files! - QB,
# NO, IDIOTS! PUSH PRANE OTHER WAY! WE NEVER GET TO BEIJING THIS RATE! - Graves, 2
# Jimbo gets banned from flying Shandong Airlines after causing a massive delay. - DK,
=== Picture Number 8 ===
http://thengamer.com/koth/CraptionSunday/617.jpg
# I dont know about you guys, but mine's white. - Coops,
# After celebrating several holes-in-one with many drinks, the Ku Klux Klan decides to change its name back to the Professional Golfer's Association. - Goose,
# I'll skeet skeet maw-fuggah! I'll skeet skeet got-damn! - Youse,
# Few knew about L. Ron Hubbard's original idea for the origins of Scientology. - Graves,
# The Colorado Rockies celebrate a series sweep of the Diamondbacks... ''after dark''. - Ngamer,
# Using diet coke and mentos, tubgirl fanatics recreate the famous scene and celebrate wildly. - QB, - 5
# The guys in the Goodyear blimp thought they were going for the record for most simultaneous cum shots. - DK,
# A special ed field trip to the soft drink factory ends in disaster. - Come, 3
=== Picture Number 7 ===
http://thengamer.com/koth/CraptionSunday/618.jpg
# Jimbo's brain is about to get a boost in power. - Coops,
# Yo quiero Taco Bell! No quiero big metal tube! - Come, 2
# Wouter's acid trip results in a lesbian from one of his porns transforming his beloved pet rabbit into a small bulldog. More chomp without the crump! - Goose,
# Little know fact: particles accelerated to over 99.9% the speed of light instantly transform into lapdogs. - Ngamer, 1
# Chinese scientists test a new mircowave. - DK, 5
# Jimbo's dog is used to test a state-of-the-art washing machine, after "accidently" having his hair matted down with ketchup and mayo. - QB,
# The previous two dogs had exploded instead of being sent 5 minutes into the past, but Julie mused, "Third time's a charm!" - Graves, 1
# Asian Adult Entertainment Queen Jun Li shows us her secret "bestiality room" of prototype sex-toys. Look at how she's eying that pooch up! - Youse,
=== Picture Number 6 ===
http://thengamer.com/koth/CraptionSunday/426.jpg
# Man, Jimbo's mom had a tough time with this one, but she pulled through. - Coops,
# March 17, 1988: Jim Barrett sets record for largest new born in world history. The size of his head incredibly matches the size of his GE multi ego. - Goose,
# A shipping container was necessary when it was time for Jimbo to go home from the hospital. - Neo, 1
# An artist puts the finishing touches on his to-scale "The birth of Jimbo" sculpture. - Youse,
# A young Jimbo gets an antelope stuck in his throat and the doctors have to operate. - QB, 2
# It's a well-known fact that Jim's mother died giving birth to him. What's NOT so well known is that he also crushed two midwives on the way out. - Ngamer, 3
# Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. - Graves, 2
# Video footage from Mrs. Barrett's labor. - DK,
=== Picture Number 5 ===
=== Picture Number 5 ===
http://thengamer.com/koth/CraptionSunday/584.jpg
http://thengamer.com/koth/CraptionSunday/584.jpg
#This bull competes with Jimbo's mom the "America's hardest thing to ride" title. - Goose, 1
#This bull competes with Jimbo's mom the "America's hardest thing to ride" title.
# when I told alecboy to take the bull by the horns that's not what I meant - wheat,
# when I told alecboy to take the bull by the horns that's not what I meant
# Matadors had to get a little bit faster after the Rodeo started putting rabid flying monkeys on the back of the bull. - Youse, 1
# Matadors had to get a little bit faster after the Rodeo started putting rabid flying monkeys on the back of the bull.
# The bull is thinking, "Why can't the red dong guy be on top of me?" - Come, 2
# The bull is thinking, "Why can't the red dong guy be on top of me?"
# Red Bull gives you wings. Monkey Bull just makes you run really fast. - Graves, 2
# Red Bull gives you wings. Monkey Bull just makes you run really fast.
# c'mon, we can catch him! a little faster now! - Coops,
# c'mon, we can catch him! a little faster now!
# Think YOU have a hard time getting a monkey off your back? - DK, 3
# Think YOU have a hard time getting a monkey off your back?
# Why is that monkey riding Jimbo? - QB,
# Why is that monkey riding Jimbo?
# There is a MONKEY on this bull! - Ngamer,
# There is a MONKEY on this bull!
=== Picture Number 4 ===
=== Picture Number 4 ===