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| '''Craption Sunday''' - 10/14/07 | | '''Craption Sunday''' - 10/14/07 |
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− | You have 90 seconds! Go!
| + | First 10 pictures making up opening night of the Craption Contest! Part Two can be found at [[2007 Craption Monday]]. |
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| + | For more contest action check out the [[KotH 2007]] page. |
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| == Tonight's Scoreboard == | | == Tonight's Scoreboard == |
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| + | # QB - 24 |
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| + | # DK - 17 (won TB) |
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| + | # Goose - 17 |
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| + | # Youse - 14 (won TB) |
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| + | # Cyber - 14 |
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| + | # Graves - 13 |
| + | # wiff - 12 |
| + | # Neo - 10 |
| + | # Jim - 6 |
| + | # SZ - 5 |
| + | # Coops - 2 |
| + | # octo - 2 |
| + | # Boss - 1 |
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| + | === Picture Tiebreak === |
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| + | http://thengamer.com/koth/CraptionSunday/634.jpg |
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| + | # "Someone get me a gigantic bra for these jugs!" - Cyber, 2 |
| + | # Some Indian dude cashes in on Jimbo's daily soda consumption. - DK, 3 |
| + | # Air Bangladesh prepares their urn-shaped balloon powered aircraft for another trip across the Indian Ocean. - Youse, 4 |
| + | # Not only is he better at train than you, he's a better child laborer than your adopted son ever will be! - Goose, 1 |
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| + | === Picture Number 10 === |
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| + | http://thengamer.com/koth/CraptionSunday/588.jpg |
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| + | # Wouter's latest idea for a new porn. - Goose, 2 |
| + | # The crystal ball of Ryan White's future! - Jim, 1 |
| + | # Canadian Gladiators! - Neo, |
| + | # wiff, after several pathetic attempts at trying to make a good Craption, is exiled to a bubble ball, to be humiliated and ridiculed the rest of his life - wiff, 2 |
| + | # A hamster's wet dream - DK, |
| + | # This is why Boss will never get a job, no way out! - Boss, |
| + | # Desperately, she pleads not to be left behind, but by tomorrow, both man and horse will be...in the same exact spot. - QB, 1 |
| + | # Aeris unleashes a nasty casting of Meteor on an unsuspecting Shinra cavalry soldier. - Youse, 1 |
| + | # No, No, NO! That is NOT how you play polo, dammit! - Graves, 3 |
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| + | === Picture Number 9 === |
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| + | http://thengamer.com/koth/CraptionSunday/628.jpg |
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| + | # The look on a childs face when he sees jimbo (seen in background) - Jim, |
| + | # Onlookers watch Bryan Bosshardt strafe by at lightning speed on Dam 00 Agent - Goose, 3 |
| + | # LIVE AND LEARN! HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW! - Neo, |
| + | # Wow! That's the greatest thing I've seen since I was breastfeeding on those titties behind me three years ago! - Youse, 2 |
| + | # "Ahh, that whale is over 9000 pounds!!" - Cyber, |
| + | # Jimbo rips a fart off the coast of New Jersey - DK, 3 |
| + | # The kid is actually an 80 year old midget grandma, but thanks to botox, she's an 8 year old boy! - wiff, 1 |
| + | # Snapshot after Clemens passes Boss on GE. - Boss, |
| + | # The apocalypse was nigh. Only Bob faced it with serene contentment. - Graves, |
| + | # This is the album cover for rock band Ricky and the Folks' debut, ''Windswept''. - QB, 1 |
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| + | === Picture Number 8 === |
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| + | http://thengamer.com/koth/CraptionSunday/453.jpg |
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| + | # "Hi, I'm David Clemens. Would you know by any chance where Bryan Bosshardt lives?" - Goose, 1 |
| + | # so wait.... girls like this? - Coops, 1 |
| + | # Captain NASCAR lands in Asia in a desperate attempt to race internationally in China! - Jimbo, 2 |
| + | # Who the hell asked for a Pink Panther resurrection? - SZ, 1 |
| + | # and that's why we're all gonna die - wiff, 1 |
| + | # Let me guess - The Gay Flash? - Neo, |
| + | # Yoshi Woo, pictured right, sees all people on the outside for who they truly are on the inside. Here, he's seen chatting it up with Goose. - Youse, 1 |
| + | # "Tune into MTV's 'True Life: I'm a psychadelic pink elf' at 9pm tonight" - Cyber, 1 |
| + | # Pink Guy - "Wow, this Asian dude is a real faggot" - DK, 3 |
| + | # "Really? Wow, Hell's a lot cooler than what my parents told me it was like..." "Sure is, Billy, and all you have to do is keep going out with Jimmy..." - Graves, 1 |
| + | # Nice to meet you, Elvis #2 - Boss, |
| + | # Why is everybody staring at that Asian kid? - QB, 1 |
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| === Picture Number 7 === | | === Picture Number 7 === |
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| http://thengamer.com/koth/CraptionSunday/412.jpg | | http://thengamer.com/koth/CraptionSunday/412.jpg |
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− | # Why am I falling up?! | + | # Why am I falling up?! - Coops, 1 |
− | # I bet you can't do this! | + | # I bet you can't do this! - Boss, |
− | # Soulja boy up in that ho, watch me crank it watch me roll!! | + | # Soulja boy up in that ho, watch me crank it watch me roll!! - Goose, |
− | # ANTIGRAVITY CAT IS NOT AMUSED | + | # ANTIGRAVITY CAT IS NOT AMUSED - Graves, 4 |
− | # Jimbo's gravitational force (playing Santa Claus and landing on the roof), causes everything to be sucked into his black whole-like suction. | + | # Jimbo's gravitational force (playing Santa Claus and landing on the roof), causes everything to be sucked into his black whole-like suction. - Jimbo, 2 |
− | # LONGCAT IS LOOOOOONG | + | # LONGCAT IS LOOOOOONG - wiff, |
− | # A natural reaction after seeing Jimbo naked. | + | # A natural reaction after seeing Jimbo naked. - SZ, 3 |
− | # "In local news, there were problems during the animal testing of the anti-gravity chamber" | + | # "In local news, there were problems during the animal testing of the anti-gravity chamber" - Cyber, |
− | # This picture is just as fucked up when turned upside down. | + | # This picture is just as fucked up when turned upside down. - QB, 3 |
− | # That's some scary cat food | + | # That's some scary cat food - DK, |
− | # Luke SkyCat CAN has cheezburger, in the swamps of Dagobah | + | # Luke SkyCat CAN has cheezburger, in the swamps of Dagobah - Youse, |
− | # Fuck yeah I'm doing a handst- OH SHIT MY REECE'S! | + | # Fuck yeah I'm doing a handst- OH SHIT MY REECE'S! - Neo, 1 |
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| === Picture Number 6 === | | === Picture Number 6 === |
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| # "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!" - Graves, 4 | | # "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!" - Graves, 4 |
| # "Jon Barber stoops to a new low to promote the-elite.net" - Cyber, 4 | | # "Jon Barber stoops to a new low to promote the-elite.net" - Cyber, 4 |
− | # Security smears the "can you hear me now" queer - 5 | + | # Security smears the "can you hear me now" queer - wiff, 5 |
| # "Hey boss, I think I'm almost there!" "No Clemens, I see you on TV you idiot" - Goose, | | # "Hey boss, I think I'm almost there!" "No Clemens, I see you on TV you idiot" - Goose, |
| # I just wanted somebody to touch me - octo, | | # I just wanted somebody to touch me - octo, |
− | # I saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico! - wiff,
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| # "Hey mum, turn to channel 8!" - Neo, | | # "Hey mum, turn to channel 8!" - Neo, |
| # An oddball new sport, fagtackling, has taken the world by storm, with crowds in the hundreds of thousands regularly attending league matches. - QB, 1 | | # An oddball new sport, fagtackling, has taken the world by storm, with crowds in the hundreds of thousands regularly attending league matches. - QB, 1 |
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| http://thengamer.com/koth/CraptionSunday/307.jpg | | http://thengamer.com/koth/CraptionSunday/307.jpg |
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− | # Putting the "virgin" into "Virginia Meet 2007." - 5 | + | # Putting the "virgin" into "Virginia Meet 2007." - Goose, 5 |
| # the-elite 2008. | | # the-elite 2008. |
| # "Here we come to save the day!.... and looking FABULOUS!!!" | | # "Here we come to save the day!.... and looking FABULOUS!!!" |
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| # Can YOU find the woman in this picture? | | # Can YOU find the woman in this picture? |
| # Ngamer's family reunion. | | # Ngamer's family reunion. |
− | # Neo's 4 brothers, sister and... oh god... - 2 | + | # Neo's 4 brothers, sister and... oh god... - octo, 2 |
− | # (Left to Right) QB, Neo, Zeebo, Paragon, Matis, Infil, Goose, Boss, Youse, Luke, Coops, and Jimbo (squatting) of the-elite.net Pose for a Group Photo! - 3 | + | # (Left to Right) QB, Neo, Zeebo, Paragon, Matis, Infil, Goose, Boss, Youse, Luke, Coops, and Jimbo (squatting) of the-elite.net Pose for a Group Photo! - Youse, 3 |
− | # No lives. No girlfriends. No sex. Final Destination. - 1 | + | # No lives. No girlfriends. No sex. Final Destination. - Neo, 1 |
− | # If 2008's Elite Meet goes anything like this...count me out. - 1 | + | # If 2008's Elite Meet goes anything like this...count me out. - QB, 1 |
− | # Jimbo is on the far right. - 1 | + | # Jimbo is on the far right. - Boss, 1 |
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| # Well ya wouldn't wanna warm beer. | | # Well ya wouldn't wanna warm beer. |
− | # Jimbo goes rolling down the hill! - 5 | + | # Jimbo goes rolling down the hill! - Goose, 5 |
− | # Little did these people know the immediate threat of the Katamari behind them. - 1 | + | # Little did these people know the immediate threat of the Katamari behind them. - Infil, 1 |
| # "I think this is a great spot for a picnic, actually. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?" | | # "I think this is a great spot for a picnic, actually. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?" |
− | # Tourists admire Jimbo's latest dump. - 3 | + | # Tourists admire Jimbo's latest dump. - DK, 3 |
− | # "USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH" - 3 | + | # "USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH" - Cyber, 3 |
− | # See, now THIS boulder is way cooler than Neo. - 1 | + | # See, now THIS boulder is way cooler than Neo. - Neo, 1 |
− | # These people just wanted to see some Gorons. Little did they know, they were also on ------- DEATH MOUNTAIN - 1 | + | # These people just wanted to see some Gorons. Little did they know, they were also on ------- DEATH MOUNTAIN - Youse, 1 |
| # "ah, lovely shade.... do you feel that?" | | # "ah, lovely shade.... do you feel that?" |
| # The presence of YE after Octo calls him out, notice Octo sitting right there! | | # The presence of YE after Octo calls him out, notice Octo sitting right there! |
| # "Bigger Than Mt. Everest" | | # "Bigger Than Mt. Everest" |
| # Falling Rocks next 3 miles | | # Falling Rocks next 3 miles |
− | # "doesn't this shade seem a little overkill to you?" - 1 | + | # "doesn't this shade seem a little overkill to you?" - Coop, 1 |