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'''Craption Sunday''' - 10/14/07
 
'''Craption Sunday''' - 10/14/07
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You have 90 secondsGo!
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First 10 pictures making up opening night of the Craption ContestPart Two can be found at [[2007 Craption Monday]].
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For more contest action check out the [[KotH 2007]] page.
    
== Tonight's Scoreboard ==
 
== Tonight's Scoreboard ==
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# QB - 24
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# DK - 17 (won TB)
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# Goose - 17
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# Youse - 14 (won TB)
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# Cyber - 14
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# Graves - 13
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# wiff - 12
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# Neo - 10
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# Jim - 6
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# SZ - 5
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# Coops - 2
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# octo - 2
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# Boss - 1
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=== Picture Tiebreak ===
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http://thengamer.com/koth/CraptionSunday/634.jpg
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# "Someone get me a gigantic bra for these jugs!" - Cyber, 2
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# Some Indian dude cashes in on Jimbo's daily soda consumption. - DK, 3
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# Air Bangladesh prepares their urn-shaped balloon powered aircraft for another trip across the Indian Ocean. - Youse, 4
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# Not only is he better at train than you, he's a better child laborer than your adopted son ever will be! - Goose, 1
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=== Picture Number 10 ===
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http://thengamer.com/koth/CraptionSunday/588.jpg
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# Wouter's latest idea for a new porn. - Goose, 2
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# The crystal ball of Ryan White's future! - Jim, 1
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# Canadian Gladiators! - Neo,
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# wiff, after several pathetic attempts at trying to make a good Craption, is exiled to a bubble ball, to be humiliated and ridiculed the rest of his life - wiff, 2
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# A hamster's wet dream - DK,
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# This is why Boss will never get a job, no way out! - Boss,
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# Desperately, she pleads not to be left behind, but by tomorrow, both man and horse will be...in the same exact spot. - QB, 1
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# Aeris unleashes a nasty casting of Meteor on an unsuspecting Shinra cavalry soldier. - Youse, 1
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# No, No, NO! That is NOT how you play polo, dammit! - Graves, 3
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=== Picture Number 9 ===
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http://thengamer.com/koth/CraptionSunday/628.jpg
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# The look on a childs face when he sees jimbo (seen in background) - Jim,
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# Onlookers watch Bryan Bosshardt strafe by at lightning speed on Dam 00 Agent - Goose, 3
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# LIVE AND LEARN! HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW! - Neo,
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# Wow!  That's the greatest thing I've seen since I was breastfeeding on those titties behind me three years ago! - Youse, 2
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# "Ahh, that whale is over 9000 pounds!!" - Cyber,
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# Jimbo rips a fart off the coast of New Jersey - DK, 3
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# The kid is actually an 80 year old midget grandma, but thanks to botox, she's an 8 year old boy! - wiff, 1
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# Snapshot after Clemens passes Boss on GE. - Boss,
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# The apocalypse was nigh. Only Bob faced it with serene contentment. - Graves,
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# This is the album cover for rock band Ricky and the Folks' debut, ''Windswept''. - QB, 1
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=== Picture Number 8 ===
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# "Hi, I'm David Clemens.  Would you know by any chance where Bryan Bosshardt lives?" - Goose, 1
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# so wait.... girls like this? - Coops, 1
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# Captain NASCAR lands in Asia in a desperate attempt to race internationally in China! - Jimbo, 2
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# Who the hell asked for a Pink Panther resurrection? - SZ, 1
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# and that's why we're all gonna die - wiff, 1
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# Let me guess - The Gay Flash? - Neo,
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# Yoshi Woo, pictured right, sees all people on the outside for who they truly are on the inside.  Here, he's seen chatting it up with Goose. - Youse, 1
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# "Tune into MTV's 'True Life: I'm a psychadelic pink elf' at 9pm tonight" - Cyber, 1
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# Pink Guy - "Wow, this Asian dude is a real faggot" - DK, 3
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# "Really? Wow, Hell's a lot cooler than what my parents told me it was like..." "Sure is, Billy, and all you have to do is keep going out with Jimmy..." - Graves, 1
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# Nice to meet you, Elvis #2 - Boss,
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# Why is everybody staring at that Asian kid? - QB, 1
    
=== Picture Number 7 ===
 
=== Picture Number 7 ===
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# Why am I falling up?!
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# Why am I falling up?! - Coops, 1
# I bet you can't do this!
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# I bet you can't do this! - Boss,
# Soulja boy up in that ho, watch me crank it watch me roll!!
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# Soulja boy up in that ho, watch me crank it watch me roll!! - Goose,
# ANTIGRAVITY CAT IS NOT AMUSED
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# ANTIGRAVITY CAT IS NOT AMUSED - Graves, 4
# Jimbo's gravitational force (playing Santa Claus and landing on the roof), causes everything to be sucked into his black whole-like suction.
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# Jimbo's gravitational force (playing Santa Claus and landing on the roof), causes everything to be sucked into his black whole-like suction. - Jimbo, 2
# LONGCAT IS LOOOOOONG
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# LONGCAT IS LOOOOOONG - wiff,
# A natural reaction after seeing Jimbo naked.
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# A natural reaction after seeing Jimbo naked. - SZ, 3
# "In local news, there were problems during the animal testing of the anti-gravity chamber"
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# "In local news, there were problems during the animal testing of the anti-gravity chamber" - Cyber,
# This picture is just as fucked up when turned upside down.
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# This picture is just as fucked up when turned upside down. - QB, 3
# That's some scary cat food
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# That's some scary cat food - DK,
# Luke SkyCat CAN has cheezburger, in the swamps of Dagobah
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# Luke SkyCat CAN has cheezburger, in the swamps of Dagobah - Youse,
# Fuck yeah I'm doing a handst- OH SHIT MY REECE'S!
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# Fuck yeah I'm doing a handst- OH SHIT MY REECE'S! - Neo, 1
    
=== Picture Number 6 ===
 
=== Picture Number 6 ===
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# "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!" - Graves, 4
 
# "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!" - Graves, 4
 
# "Jon Barber stoops to a new low to promote the-elite.net" - Cyber, 4
 
# "Jon Barber stoops to a new low to promote the-elite.net" - Cyber, 4
# Security smears the "can you hear me now" queer - 5
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# Security smears the "can you hear me now" queer - wiff, 5
 
# "Hey boss, I think I'm almost there!" "No Clemens, I see you on TV you idiot" - Goose,  
 
# "Hey boss, I think I'm almost there!" "No Clemens, I see you on TV you idiot" - Goose,  
 
# I just wanted somebody to touch me - octo,  
 
# I just wanted somebody to touch me - octo,  
# I saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico! - wiff,
   
# "Hey mum, turn to channel 8!" - Neo,  
 
# "Hey mum, turn to channel 8!" - Neo,  
 
# An oddball new sport, fagtackling, has taken the world by storm, with crowds in the hundreds of thousands regularly attending league matches. - QB, 1  
 
# An oddball new sport, fagtackling, has taken the world by storm, with crowds in the hundreds of thousands regularly attending league matches. - QB, 1  
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# Putting the "virgin" into "Virginia Meet 2007." - 5
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# Putting the "virgin" into "Virginia Meet 2007." - Goose, 5
 
# the-elite 2008.
 
# the-elite 2008.
 
# "Here we come to save the day!.... and looking FABULOUS!!!"
 
# "Here we come to save the day!.... and looking FABULOUS!!!"
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# Can YOU find the woman in this picture?
 
# Can YOU find the woman in this picture?
 
# Ngamer's family reunion.
 
# Ngamer's family reunion.
# Neo's 4 brothers, sister and... oh god... - 2
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# Neo's 4 brothers, sister and... oh god... - octo, 2
# (Left to Right) QB, Neo, Zeebo, Paragon, Matis, Infil, Goose, Boss, Youse, Luke, Coops, and Jimbo (squatting) of the-elite.net Pose for a Group Photo! - 3
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# (Left to Right) QB, Neo, Zeebo, Paragon, Matis, Infil, Goose, Boss, Youse, Luke, Coops, and Jimbo (squatting) of the-elite.net Pose for a Group Photo! - Youse, 3
# No lives. No girlfriends. No sex. Final Destination. - 1
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# No lives. No girlfriends. No sex. Final Destination. - Neo, 1
# If 2008's Elite Meet goes anything like this...count me out. - 1
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# If 2008's Elite Meet goes anything like this...count me out. - QB, 1
# Jimbo is on the far right. - 1
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# Jimbo is on the far right. - Boss, 1
    
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=== Picture Number 1 ===
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# Well ya wouldn't wanna warm beer.
 
# Well ya wouldn't wanna warm beer.
# Jimbo goes rolling down the hill! - 5
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# Jimbo goes rolling down the hill! - Goose, 5
# Little did these people know the immediate threat of the Katamari behind them. - 1
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# Little did these people know the immediate threat of the Katamari behind them. - Infil, 1
 
# "I think this is a great spot for a picnic, actually. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?"
 
# "I think this is a great spot for a picnic, actually. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?"
# Tourists admire Jimbo's latest dump. - 3
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# Tourists admire Jimbo's latest dump. - DK, 3
# "USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH" - 3
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# "USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH" - Cyber, 3
# See, now THIS boulder is way cooler than Neo. - 1
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# See, now THIS boulder is way cooler than Neo. - Neo, 1
# These people just wanted to see some Gorons.  Little did they know, they were also on ------- DEATH MOUNTAIN - 1
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# These people just wanted to see some Gorons.  Little did they know, they were also on ------- DEATH MOUNTAIN - Youse, 1
 
# "ah, lovely shade.... do you feel that?"
 
# "ah, lovely shade.... do you feel that?"
 
# The presence of YE after Octo calls him out, notice Octo sitting right there!
 
# The presence of YE after Octo calls him out, notice Octo sitting right there!
 
# "Bigger Than Mt. Everest"
 
# "Bigger Than Mt. Everest"
 
# Falling Rocks next 3 miles
 
# Falling Rocks next 3 miles
# "doesn't this shade seem a little overkill to you?" - 1
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# "doesn't this shade seem a little overkill to you?" - Coop, 1