Neo's Theme Song - Revision history

Ngamer at 00:47, 18 May 2010

2010-05-18T00:47:09Z

Ngamer at 00:46, 18 May 2010

2010-05-18T00:46:53Z

QB at 05:08, 11 October 2009

2009-10-11T05:08:48Z

QB: Created page with 'Neo's Theme Your name's from the Matrix Rumor has it you hate chicks You could really use a facelift And those are just the basics. You've always been little And always second …'

2009-10-11T05:03:41Z

Created page with 'Neo's Theme Your name's from the Matrix Rumor has it you hate chicks You could really use a facelift And those are just the basics. You've always been little And always second …'

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Neo's Theme

Your name's from the Matrix
Rumor has it you hate chicks
You could really use a facelift
And those are just the basics.

You've always been little
And always second fiddle
You make the girls giggle
And you really suck at riddles

Geoff is a bore
And your sister is a whore
The twins, I abhor
But I'm sleeping with your mor

The biggest loser on the planet
Lesser than a piece of granite
Not only when it's shined
But all the fucking time

The Colts keep losing
It's really quite amusing
Here's an unrelated musing
Why do your zits keep oozing?

You jerk to LemonParty
And your jokes are all retarded
They should all be discarded
But instead we get bombarded

Your teeth are all crooked
Thus, you aren't good looking
So you're never gonna hook in
Unless some girl's hooking

You sucked at Perfect Dark
And you prolly fuck with Mark
I'd rather hang with Lark
Cause you've really jumped the shark

Don't get mad at Kelly
Just because she thinks you're smelly
You don't drop E's when spelling
Pad, you're simply not gellin'

I'd say he's filled with angst
But it's tough to rhyme with angst
So I'm settling for emo
He's poker's opposite of Zeebo

Pad, you really suck at life
And you'll never take a wife
Prepare for 80 years of strife
Or just end it with a knife

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		+	'''[[Neo]]'s Theme''' was penned by [[QB]] in August of 2003 and is one of the great literary achievements in [[Elite]] history.

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-Neo's Theme
+'''Neo's Theme'''
 Your name's from the Matrix
 Rumor has it you hate chicks
 You could really use a facelift
 And those are just the basics.
 You've always been little
 And always second fiddle
 You make the girls giggle
 And you really suck at riddles
 Geoff is a bore
 And your sister is a whore
 The twins, I abhor
 But I'm sleeping with your mor
 The biggest loser on the planet
 Lesser than a piece of granite
 Not only when it's shined
 But all the fucking time
 The Colts keep losing
 It's really quite amusing
 Here's an unrelated musing
 Why do your zits keep oozing?
 You jerk to LemonParty
 And your jokes are all retarded
 They should all be discarded
 But instead we get bombarded
 Your teeth are all crooked
 Thus, you aren't good looking
 So you're never gonna hook in
 Unless some girl's hooking
 You sucked at Perfect Dark
 And you prolly fuck with Mark
 I'd rather hang with Lark
 Cause you've really jumped the shark
 Don't get mad at Kelly
 Just because she thinks you're smelly
 You don't drop E's when spelling
 Pad, you're simply not gellin'
 I'd say he's filled with angst
 But it's tough to rhyme with angst
 So I'm settling for emo
 He's poker's opposite of Zeebo
 Pad, you really suck at life
 And you'll never take a wife
 Prepare for 80 years of strife
 Or just end it with a knife