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'''Craption Sunday''' - 10/14/07

First 10 pictures making up opening night of the Craption Contest!

== Tonight's Scoreboard ==

# QB - 24
# DK - 17
# Goose - 17
# Youse - 14
# Cyber - 14
# Graves - 13
# wiff - 12
# Neo - 10
# Jim - 6
# SZ - 5
# Coops - 2
# octo - 2
# Boss - 1

* ties will be broken next time

=== Picture Tiebreak ===

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# "Someone get me a gigantic bra for these jugs!"
# Some Indian dude cashes in on Jimbo's daily soda consumption.
# Air Bangladesh prepares their urn-shaped balloon powered aircraft for another trip across the Indian Ocean.
# Not only is he better at train than you, he's a better child laborer than your adopted son ever will be!

=== Picture Number 10 ===

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# Wouter's latest idea for a new porn. - Goose, 2
# The crystal ball of Ryan White's future! - Jim, 1
# Canadian Gladiators! - Neo, 
# wiff, after several pathetic attempts at trying to make a good Craption, is exiled to a bubble ball, to be humiliated and ridiculed the rest of his life - wiff, 2
# A hamster's wet dream - DK, 
# This is why Boss will never get a job, no way out! - Boss, 
# Desperately, she pleads not to be left behind, but by tomorrow, both man and horse will be...in the same exact spot. - QB, 1
# Aeris unleashes a nasty casting of Meteor on an unsuspecting Shinra cavalry soldier. - Youse, 1
# No, No, NO! That is NOT how you play polo, dammit! - Graves, 3

=== Picture Number 9 ===

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# The look on a childs face when he sees jimbo (seen in background) - Jim, 
# Onlookers watch Bryan Bosshardt strafe by at lightning speed on Dam 00 Agent - Goose, 3
# LIVE AND LEARN! HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW! - Neo, 
# Wow!  That's the greatest thing I've seen since I was breastfeeding on those titties behind me three years ago! - Youse, 2
# "Ahh, that whale is over 9000 pounds!!" - Cyber, 
# Jimbo rips a fart off the coast of New Jersey - DK, 3
# The kid is actually an 80 year old midget grandma, but thanks to botox, she's an 8 year old boy! - wiff, 1
# Snapshot after Clemens passes Boss on GE. - Boss, 
# The apocalypse was nigh. Only Bob faced it with serene contentment. - Graves, 
# This is the album cover for rock band Ricky and the Folks' debut, ''Windswept''. - QB, 1

=== Picture Number 8 ===

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# "Hi, I'm David Clemens.  Would you know by any chance where Bryan Bosshardt lives?" - Goose, 1
# so wait.... girls like this? - Coops, 1
# Captain NASCAR lands in Asia in a desperate attempt to race internationally in China! - Jimbo, 2
# Who the hell asked for a Pink Panther resurrection? - SZ, 1
# and that's why we're all gonna die - wiff, 1
# Let me guess - The Gay Flash? - Neo, 
# Yoshi Woo, pictured right, sees all people on the outside for who they truly are on the inside.  Here, he's seen chatting it up with Goose. - Youse, 1
# "Tune into MTV's 'True Life: I'm a psychadelic pink elf' at 9pm tonight" - Cyber, 1
# Pink Guy - "Wow, this Asian dude is a real faggot" - DK, 3
# "Really? Wow, Hell's a lot cooler than what my parents told me it was like..." "Sure is, Billy, and all you have to do is keep going out with Jimmy..." - Graves, 1
# Nice to meet you, Elvis #2 - Boss, 
# Why is everybody staring at that Asian kid? - QB, 1

=== Picture Number 7 ===

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# Why am I falling up?! - Coops, 1
# I bet you can't do this! - Boss, 
# Soulja boy up in that ho, watch me crank it watch me roll!! - Goose, 
# ANTIGRAVITY CAT IS NOT AMUSED - Graves, 4
# Jimbo's gravitational force (playing Santa Claus and landing on the roof), causes everything to be sucked into his black whole-like suction. - Jimbo, 2
# LONGCAT IS LOOOOOONG - wiff, 
# A natural reaction after seeing Jimbo naked. - SZ, 3
# "In local news, there were problems during the animal testing of the anti-gravity chamber" - Cyber, 
# This picture is just as fucked up when turned upside down. - QB, 3
# That's some scary cat food - DK, 
# Luke SkyCat CAN has cheezburger, in the swamps of Dagobah - Youse, 
# Fuck yeah I'm doing a handst- OH SHIT MY REECE'S! - Neo, 1

=== Picture Number 6 ===

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# Don't let it get away!!!! - Coops, 
# Asians hate BMWs. - Jim, 
# What would happen if Baz Luhrman directed a remake of Crouching Tiger... - Youse, 3
# we have big e-penis! - wiff, 
# "Today's forecast: bright and sunny with a strong chance of Asian" - Cyber, 5
# When COPS meets Wrestling. - SZ, 
# GET OFF MY CAR, ITS NOT A PING PONG TABLE! - Goose, 1
# Ninjas can't grab you if you're on fire... or '''driving this car'''. - Graves, 1
# Man kills Japanese dance troop going 0mph - DK, 4
# "Holy !@#$, it's Boss, Clemens, and Goose! charging me!" - Boss, 
# "Come on Ned, we got quick time for a quick 9 down at the putting holes. Neddy? NEDDY!" - Neo, 1
# One time, this dude drove a car and these totally flippin sweet ninjas jumped from nowhere and ambushed him. True story. - QB, 2

=== Picture Number 5 ===

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# And with one final push, Yuri released the fledgling astronaut into the wild. - Graves, 
# Jimbo soars to his fresh-out-of-the-oven pizza! - Jim, 1
# In Soviet Russia, high ranking generals lick YOUR ass.  In space. - Youse, 
# "Never let go, Jack! Never let go!" - Cyber, 
#  -I'm leaving now    -Take me with you! - Coops, 
# "Ace rising in space" - Boss, 
# Close the helmet, you idiot! - wiff, 
# Alec gets launched into orbit with gay old men - DK, 1
# im in ur ship, doing a barrel roll - Neo, 3
# noooooooooooo Bryan, don't float away, I need you to get WRs for me! - Goose, 
# You're headed right for the fan! You've got to burp, Charlie! - QB, 10
# "I'm in an uplifting mood, so what?" - SZ,

=== Picture Number 4 ===

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# MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - wiff, 3
# We're the fireman equivalent of anti-christs. - Coops, 
# Laziness inspired by Derek Clark - Goose, 
# Boss sent his boys to set YE's house on fire to stall his PD progress. - SZ, 1
# Close enough. - Neo, 3
# The voluntary fire department based in Monterrey, Mexico consisting of volunteer Americans from Texas, Oklahoma, and Arizona. (photo credit: Jason Williams) - Jim, 
# While the firemen displayed their open rebellion, only the firehose valiantly struggled to put out the flames. - Graves, 
# "What happens to a house after speedrunning GE competitively for 5 years." - Boss, 
# Stop posing for a photo and put out the fire you fucking idiots. - DK, 3
# "Firefighters take a moment to pose as they realize there is something HOTTER than this KotH" - Cyber, 1
# A few deep sea divers surface for the year's HOTTEST costume party! - Youse, 
# Local men misinterpret their role as "firemen", now face 10-15 years in prison. - QB, 4

=== Picture Number 3 ===

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# What happens when refs stay single for too long. - Coops, 1
# Bryan Youse is giddy after he finds out that his Eagles have finally won a football game vs a good team! What a guy! - Jim, 
# "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!" - Graves, 4
# "Jon Barber stoops to a new low to promote the-elite.net" - Cyber, 4
# Security smears the "can you hear me now" queer - wiff, 5
# "Hey boss, I think I'm almost there!" "No Clemens, I see you on TV you idiot" - Goose, 
# I just wanted somebody to touch me - octo, 
# "Hey mum, turn to channel 8!" - Neo, 
# An oddball new sport, fagtackling, has taken the world by storm, with crowds in the hundreds of thousands regularly attending league matches. - QB, 1 
# Infil just can't control himself - DK, 
# "Got Bunker 2 Secret Agent 0:47, but I'm naked so it can't count!" - Boss, 
# "Hey Richard, yeah... this is crazy.  Apparently all you have to do to be gang tackled by muscular men is run around naked in front of millions of people!...  OMG, JACKPOT!" Youse, 3

=== Picture Number 2 ===

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# Putting the "virgin" into "Virginia Meet 2007." - Goose, 5
# the-elite 2008.
# "Here we come to save the day!.... and looking FABULOUS!!!"
# I know who you did last summer.
# Goose and his friends star in a elite's-first musical, speedrunners galore! - 1
# Can YOU find the woman in this picture?
# Ngamer's family reunion.
# Neo's 4 brothers, sister and... oh god... - octo, 2
# (Left to Right) QB, Neo, Zeebo, Paragon, Matis, Infil, Goose, Boss, Youse, Luke, Coops, and Jimbo (squatting) of the-elite.net Pose for a Group Photo! - Youse, 3
# No lives. No girlfriends. No sex. Final Destination. - Neo, 1
# If 2008's Elite Meet goes anything like this...count me out. - QB, 1
# Jimbo is on the far right. - Boss, 1

=== Picture Number 1 ===

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# Well ya wouldn't wanna warm beer.
# Jimbo goes rolling down the hill! - Goose, 5
# Little did these people know the immediate threat of the Katamari behind them. - Infil, 1
# "I think this is a great spot for a picnic, actually. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?"
# Tourists admire Jimbo's latest dump. - DK, 3
# "USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH" - Cyber, 3
# See, now THIS boulder is way cooler than Neo. - Neo, 1
# These people just wanted to see some Gorons.  Little did they know, they were also on ------- DEATH MOUNTAIN - Youse, 1
# "ah, lovely shade.... do you feel that?"
# The presence of YE after Octo calls him out, notice Octo sitting right there!
# "Bigger Than Mt. Everest"
# Falling Rocks next 3 miles
# "doesn't this shade seem a little overkill to you?" - Coop, 1