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For William Lacey's match against Michael Jongerius, William dressed up as Princess Peach. This match is between William dressed up as Princess Peach (Princess Lacey) and the actual Princess Peach. Your vote here decides which Princess will be included in the next Mario game.
For William Lacey's match against Michael Jongerius, William dressed up as Princess Peach. This match is between William dressed up as Princess Peach (Princess Lacey) and the actual Princess Peach. Your vote here decides which Princess will be included in the next Mario game.
===Tom Gaffikin vs. ''[http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/3562/boobsly4.jpg Tom Gaffikin's gf's boobs]''===
[[File:Example.jpg]]===Tom G vs. Tom G's gf's boobs]''===
For Tom Gaffikin's match against Mark Jones, Tom posted a pic of his girlfriend topless, with "Mario Kart 64 DS SC SMK DD" written on her. Whether or not these boobs are sexy enough to beat Tom is for you to decide from [http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/3562/boobsly4.jpg the pic]. The boobs have promised to become an MKSC times updater if they win this match. Your vote here decides who ''really'' was the one who beat Jones.
For Tom G match against Mark Jones, Tom posted a pic of his girlfriend topless, with "Mario Kart 64 DS SC SMK DD" written on her. Whether or not these boobs are sexy enough to beat Tom is for you to decide. The boobs have promised to become an MKSC times updater if they win this match. Your vote here decides who ''really'' was the one who beat Jones.
===Tom Gaffikin's campaign vs. ''William Lacey's campaign''===
===Tom Gaffikin's campaign vs. ''William Lacey's campaign''===
For day 6 of the extra matches, our theme is stuff that is kart-related vs. stuff that isn't kart-related.
For day 6 of the extra matches, our theme is stuff that is kart-related vs. stuff that isn't kart-related.
===Kart Gods vs. Jesus===
===Kart Gods vs. ''Jesus''===
Battle of the gods! Who's cooler, Jesus, god of Christianity, or the Kart Gods?
Battle of the gods! Who's cooler, Jesus, god of Christianity, or the Kart Gods?
===MK vids vs. Porn===
===MK vids vs. ''Porn''===
Which is more fun/interesting to watch?
Which is more fun/interesting to watch?
===Michael Jongerius vs. Chuck Norris===
===''Michael Jongerius'' vs. Chuck Norris===
People always talk about how tough/cool Chuck Norris is. He certainly is a pretty tough guy with his martial arts skills, and he seems pretty cool considering how many "Chuck Norris Facts" people have written. However, MJ (MK64 world champion) is also just as tough when it comes to MK64, and anyone who dares to challenge him gets pwned much worse than Chuck Norris has ever pwned anyone. So who really is the tougher/cooler guy, MJ or Chuck Norris? Your vote here decides whether or not MJ deserves to have a page of "Michael Jongerius Facts" written about him.
People always talk about how tough/cool Chuck Norris is. He certainly is a pretty tough guy with his martial arts skills, and he seems pretty cool considering how many "Chuck Norris Facts" people have written. However, MJ (MK64 world champion) is also just as tough when it comes to MK64, and anyone who dares to challenge him gets pwned much worse than Chuck Norris has ever pwned anyone. So who really is the tougher/cooler guy, MJ or Chuck Norris? Your vote here decides whether or not MJ deserves to have a page of "Michael Jongerius Facts" written about him.
For day 7 of the extra matches, we have some battles between people who have something in common.
For day 7 of the extra matches, we have some battles between people who have something in common.
===BDash vs. Sascha Brauninger===
===''BDash'' vs. Sascha Brauninger===
Battle of the MKDS champions! MKDS Japanese champion vs. MKDS Players' Page champion. Your vote here decides whether or not BDash needs to start making more WR vids.
Battle of the MKDS champions! MKDS Japanese champion vs. MKDS Players' Page champion. Your vote here decides whether or not BDash needs to start making more WR vids.
===Hakan Cetin vs. Sami Cetin===
===Hakan Cetin vs. ''Sami Cetin''===
Battle of the Cetins! Sami Cetin is one of the best all-round Mario Kart players, and as you all know he's the winner of the 2006 Karter Contest. Hakan Cetin is also somewhat famous for being Sami's brother, and also one of the worst all-round Mario Kart players, and is near the bottom of the rankings in 3 MKs. Hakan and Sami without a doubt have the record for the greatest difference in MK skills within the same family. Kind of hard to believe they're really brothers, right? Your vote here decides which one of them was actually adopted.
Battle of the Cetins! Sami Cetin is one of the best all-round Mario Kart players, and as you all know he's the winner of the 2006 Karter Contest. Hakan Cetin is also somewhat famous for being Sami's brother, and also one of the worst all-round Mario Kart players, and is near the bottom of the rankings in 3 MKs. Hakan and Sami without a doubt have the record for the greatest difference in MK skills within the same family. Kind of hard to believe they're really brothers, right? Your vote here decides which one of them was actually adopted.
===Hakan Cetin vs. Drunk Jamaican Guy===
===Hakan Cetin vs. ''Drunk Jamaican Guy''===
Battle of the MK n00bs! I already told you about Hakan Cetin. Drunk Jamaican Guy used to be the worst ranked player on the SMK Players' Page. He had insanely slow times like 99:59.99. I'm not quite sure why, but Drunk Jamaican Guy is no longer a member of the SMK site. Maybe he got removed due to lack of vid proof because no one believed that it was possible to suck so much at SMK. Is Drunk Jamaican Guy even a real karter? Or is he just an imposter and Hakan Cetin is the only person worthy of being called a true MK n00b?
Battle of the MK n00bs! I already told you about Hakan Cetin. Drunk Jamaican Guy used to be the worst ranked player on the SMK Players' Page. He had insanely slow times like 99:59.99. I'm not quite sure why, but Drunk Jamaican Guy is no longer a member of the SMK site. Maybe he got removed due to lack of vid proof because no one believed that it was possible to suck so much at SMK. Is Drunk Jamaican Guy even a real karter? Or is he just an imposter and Hakan Cetin is the only person worthy of being called a true MK n00b?
==Day 8==
==Day 8==
For day 8 of the extra matches, we have some more battles between people who don't like each other, have had some kind of argument with each other, or are some kinds of rivals in some way.
===Matt Ellis vs. Milan Pacino===
===''April Thompson'' vs. Brenda Marisol===
===Andrew Math vs. John Hornick===
Battle of the girls! Your vote here decides which one of them is more worthy of the flattering title of "karter-chick".
===''Matt Ellis'' vs. Milan Pacino===
Battle between Milan, who thinks he's special, and Matt, who doesn't think Milan is special. They've not liked each other for awhile, I guess probably due to a personality difference. Recently it's been getting better and they don't hate each other as much anymore, and they've been talking to each other, or maybe they just insult each other now, I'm not really sure exactly what their convos are about. Your vote here decides whether or not Milan really is the "special one".
===Andrew Math vs. ''John Hornick''===
Battle between the guy who passed John Hornick on MKDD, and John Hornick himself. Due to the fact John thinks Andrew was cheating, he was pretty mad, or at least not happy due to Andrew. Andrew keeps karting on, but thanks to John, he got a blue F. It's up to you who isn't worthy to be called a cheater.
==Day 9==
For day 9 of the extra matches, we have 2 matches between people from the same country, + a 60hz MKDD battle.
===Marcelo Almeida dos Reis vs. ''Karlo Tomazelli''===
Battle of the Brazilian MK64 players!
===''Giulio Centrone'' vs. Fabio Sacco===
Battle of the Italian MKDS players!
===''Marius Mollenhauer'' vs. Olivier P===
Battle of the MKDD 60hzers!
==Day 10==
For day 10 of the extra matches, we have some matches between people and something that's in some way a rival of the person.
===''Hedley Hichens'' vs. MKDS kiddies===
Hedley seems to like insulting the MKDS players. Are these insults justified? Or are the MKDS players more mature than he says they are? Your vote here decides whether or not Hedley will have to start addressing all MKDS players with the title "Sir".
===Pobre vs. ''The MB''===
Pobre has recently been leading his army of Pobres in an attempt to conquer and take over the MB and assimilate the entire MB population into Pobres. Does he have what it takes to win the war? Your vote here decides whether or not Pobre will be the new forum admin.
===John Hornick vs. ''GC controller''===
John Hornick destroyed his controller. The controller got mad at John, and demanded an extra match against him for revenge. Your vote here decides if the controller will be allowed to issue a restraining order against John.
==Day 11==
For day 11 of the extra matches, no central theme.
===David Wonn vs. GLITCH_boss===
David Wonn is one of the most well known glitch hunters in the entire video game community. He runs a popular glitch website, and is the discoverer of many famous glitches for many video games. GLITCH_boss is a glitch hunter for several Nintendo DS games. Whether or not he's found any major and/or very cool glitches yet is still unknown to me.
===Mark Jones vs. Michael Liem===
Two important people in the kart community. But who's more important? Who has more power? And even more importantly, who's cooler?
===Pobre vs. Yazzo===
The famous Swede meets the loudmouth Pobre. They are both known for their comments about society... and ladies.
==Day 12==
For day 12 of the extra matches, no central theme.
===Jesus vs. Porn===
The championship match for the day 6 matches! Jesus beat the Kart Gods and Porn beat MK vids. Now they're in a match against each other! Jesus or porn, which one has a more positive influence on your life? According to Christians, Jesus died so that we'll be forgiven for watching porn (and other sins). Well then I'd say we better start watching more porn, it would be a great disrespect to him to show that he got crucified for nothing! On the other hand, Porn finds it insulting that Jesus considers it to be a sin. According to the Porn Religion, Jesus is going to hell for not watching porn often enough.
===GAB splits vs. Anything that DOES make sense===
Discussions about GAB splits involve VAJ giving a long-winded example of the effects of roundoff error in NTSC/PAL conversions, followed by VAJ typing the phrase "GAB splits!" and feeling really happy about himself for having such a deep understanding of the topic. Then he types several paragraphs of complete gibberish, and then he suggests a new completely random, illogical, and complicated conversion formula that would give PALies an advantage. The thoughts of most people are usually "huh?" Then VAJ gets frustrated from no one understanding him, blames it all on English being his 2nd language, and proceeds to give another long-winded example of roundoff error, hoping that this time people will be able to see the truth about GAB splits.
===Marius Mollenhauer vs. 50hz===
Marius, champion of the 60hzers, who plays the game it was meant to be played, vs. 50hz. Despite having most of the 60hz WRs, Marius doesn't have a single overall WR. Marius has a grudge against 50hzers for having an unfair advantage. Are Marius' skills inferior to the top 50hzers as his worse average finish would suggest? Or is Marius the best MKDD player in the world, and it's an amazing achievement how close he can be to the top 50hzers despite having a disadvantage.
{{2006 Karter Contest}}
{{2006 Karter Contest}}
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