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''Note: The religion described on this page is not in any way an official religion or philosophy of the [[kart community]]; it is only a personal opinion of the certain people who follow it.''

''Note: The religion described on this page is not in any way an official religion or philosophy of the [[kart community]]; it is only a personal opinion of the certain people who follow it.  The people mentioned in this article are not necessarily followers of the religion.''

The '''Kart Gods''' (not to be confused with a "god", or a person who has reached god status in one of the MKs) are all-powerful beings, similar to gods in other religions, who have omnipotent control over everything related to Mario Kart.  They are the gods of the religion and philosophy associated with kart.

The '''Kart Gods''' (not to be confused with a "god", or a person who has reached god status in one of the MKs) are all-powerful beings, similar to gods in other religions, who have omnipotent control over everything related to Mario Kart.  They are the gods of the religion and philosophy associated with kart.

* When [[Thomas Bolton]] was ranked 5th in MKDS, he started praying to the Kart Gods.  It took him only 3 days to pass [[Michael Fried]] to become world champion.

* When [[Thomas Bolton]] was ranked 5th in MKDS, he started praying to the Kart Gods.  It took him only 3 days to pass [[Michael Fried]] to become world champion.

* When Thomas Bolton quit time trials in MKDS, the Kart Gods were mad at him for betraying them and decided to help [[Sascha Brauninger]].  It took Sascha only 3 days to become world champion by closing an incredibly large gap in AF between him and Bolton.  However, when Bolton quit he managed to make a deal with the kart gods that involved him not being sentenced to kart hell, which explains why he was able to make a short return later to get a few new world records.

* When Thomas Bolton quit time trials in MKDS, the Kart Gods were mad at him for betraying them and decided to help [[Sascha Brauninger]].  It took Sascha only 3 days to become world champion by closing an incredibly large gap in AF between him and Bolton.  However, when Bolton quit he managed to make a deal with the kart gods that involved him not being sentenced to kart hell, which explains why he was able to make a short return later to get a few new world records.

* Shortly before Michael Fried passed [[Miguel Rodriguez]] to reclaim his world champion title, the Kart Gods caused Miguel's R button to break, followed by causing Michael to make what was by far his fastest improvement so far in MKDS.

* Shortly before Michael Fried passed [[Miguel Rodriguez]] to reclaim his world champion title, the Kart Goddess caused Miguel's R button to break, followed by causing Michael to make what was by far his fastest improvement so far in MKDS.

* The Kart Goddess helped Troy Ullman get his very strong CM 3lap WR in MK64.  Well, I suppose there's no proof of that, but given how superhuman his performance was, surely there must have been some amount of divine intervention, right?

* The Kart Goddess helped Troy Ullman get his very strong CM 3lap WR in MK64.  Well, I suppose there's no proof of that, but given how superhuman his performance was, surely there must have been some amount of divine intervention, right?