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Februrary: Christopher got to Dante on the first run of the day. Sadly, after cursing the Canadians, the run in turn was cursed by Dante who proceeded to kill the run. After careful examination of historical evidence, it was determined that Christopher was descended from WATER-WHIPPIN King Xerxes.

Februrary: Christopher got to Dante on the first run of the day. Sadly, after cursing the Canadians, the run in turn was cursed by Dante who proceeded to kill the run. After careful examination of historical evidence, it was determined that Christopher was descended from WATER-WHIPPIN King Xerxes.

It was also determined that there are no reliable emote makers for Christopher's Twitch channel. All of them are flakey starving artists.

It was also determined that there are no reliable emote makers for Christopher's Twitch channel. All of them are flakey starving artists. >:(

It was also determined that xenoda is in fact still a female mod whose real name is: Bunny Foo-Foo.

It was also determined that xenoda is in fact still a female mod whose real name is: Bunny Foo-Foo. :D

===Personal History===

===Personal History===

Christopher has been speedrunning ever since the 8th grade. His first game to speedrun was "A Bug's Life" for the Nintendo 64. He also plays competitive Star Fox 64.

Christopher has been speedrunning ever since the 8th grade. His first game to speedrun was "A Bug's Life" for the Nintendo 69. He also plays competitive Star Fox 64.

He was the pioneering force behind the CLiNTSLYDE™. A CLiNTSLYDE™ is the real name for a HESS. Other runners just started to call it a HESS because they didn't want to give Christopher credit for discovering it.

He was the pioneering force behind the CLiNTSLYDE™. A CLiNTSLYDE™ is the real name for a HESS. Other runners just started to call it a HESS because they didn't want to give Christopher credit for discovering it.

Christopher also was the first runner to discover how to manipulate Dampe's heart piece minigame, when he found that sacrificing willing virgin plebs from his chat would increase the odds of a heart piece. However, only Christopher can detect those who are suitable offerings and so his mods tend to fail him in getting a good Dampe.

Christopher also was the first runner to discover how to manipulate Dimple's heart piece minigame, when he found that sacrificing willing virgin plebs from his chat would increase the odds of a heart piece. However, only Christopher can detect those who are suitable offerings and so his mods tend to fail him in getting a good Dampe.

===Records===

===Records===

*Christopher is lactose intolerant and is 6'4", he also has a really really attractive sister named Katie. She is dating an European man who likes mountains.

*Christopher is lactose intolerant and is 6'4", he also has a really really attractive sister named Katie. She is dating an European man who likes mountains.

*Christopher is an extremely sore loser who will resort to biting in extreme measures.

*Christopher is an extremely sore loser who will resort to biting nipples in extreme measures.

*He is also a hollywood actor in his spare time, having done CGI modelling work for A Bug's Life.

*He is also a hollywood actor in his spare time, having done CGI modelling work for A Bug's Life.

*Clint Stevens is an Arizona based Reggae band playing all over the Valley. ( see http://www.clintstevens.com )

*Clint Stevens is an Arizona based Reggae band playing all over the Valley. ( see http://www.clintstevens.com )

*Clints favorite go to quote is "Mamma Mia that's a spicey subscription" when plebs turn to the good side  

*Clints favorite go to quote is "Mamma Mia that's a spicey subscription" when plebs turn to the good side.

*Clint can be consistently caught loitering at whomps, loves taking his sweet ass time getting the same stars 3x at least a day.  

*Clint can be consistently caught loitering at whomps, loves taking his sweet ass time getting the same stars 3x at least a day.  

Oscar winning Goron Impersonation: http://oddshot.tv/shot/clintstevens-20160209103242305

Oscar winning Goron Impersonation: http://oddshot.tv/shot/clintstevens-20160209103242305

Brizz... OxyOfficial... Snowdrops_... Lauren07. Long ago, the four Internet Baes lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Snowdrops_ Nation attacked. Only Christopher Stevens, master of all four Internet baes, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he was late to stream. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new OOT player, a speedrunner named ZFG. And although his Wrong Warp skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to unthrone Christopher "big dick" Stevens. But I believe ZFG can save the world.- Credit Arcade Riven NA - Fixed by Arcade Riven EU EleGiggle I fucked your bitch

Brizz... OxyOfficial... Snowdrops_... Lauren07. Long ago, the four Internet Baes lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Snowdrops_ Nation attacked. Only Crunk Stevens, master of all four Internet baes, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he was late to stream. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new OOT player, a speedrunner named ZFG. And although his Wrong Warp skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to unthrone Christopher "big dick" Stevens. But I believe ZFG can save the world.- Credit Arcade Riven NA - Fixed by Arcade Riven EU EleGiggle I fucked your bitch

Clint can't enjoy spicy food, and thus chat has dubbed him "Clint 'little bitch boy tongue' Stevens".

Clint can't enjoy spicy food, and thus chat has dubbed him "Clint 'little bitch boy tongue' Stevens".