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*<GeneralWop> my dream threeway would be terrence, thiron and fenner

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*<@Honko> you can give leyla the one thing sami never could

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*<@Honko> functioning sperm

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*<tuomas> gayest of all time?

*<RVZ> yeh thats rly funny

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*<padz> come @ me mvt

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*<tuomas> @ = on

*<@Honko> [...] dudes are hot clark

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*<zarkov> nice wr

*<Honko> why are you wearing shorts?

*<Honko> please provide two reasons

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*<padz> 1. they're comfy

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*<padz> they're comfy and easy to wear

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*<padz> 2. they're easy to wear

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*<padz> done

*<Honko> good boy

*<Honko> now take them off

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*<zarkov> i just call it bum rape

*<Flo1> that's epic!

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*<zarkov> honko is one half nigger, and one half doing a padz

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*<Clara> guillaume leviach's wife

*<padz> o

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*<tuomas> im only the #2 ranked tuomas in finland in smk

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*!* MVT has joined #mariokart

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*<MVT> AAAAAAUEUEGHHHHH

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*<MVT> WAHHHHH

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*<MVT> I CANT EVER GOT LECKY

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*<MVT> AIOUDF IOAUIER

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*<~~padz~~> ~~come @ me mvt~~

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*<Utter> who are the most calm of people? The nomads! Ho ho ho...

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*<tuomas> @ = on

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*<Honko> <sami> I've stolen a considerable amount of Leyla's virginity.

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*<@Honko> you can give leyla the one thing sami never could

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*<@Honko> functioning sperm

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*<~~zarkov~~> ~~nice wr~~

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*<duffjr> i got a boner reading about endosperms

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*<~~shadow~~> ~~at the moment it parses the emails.~~...~~but doesn't actually do anything else xD~~

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*<tuomas> i almost got laid last night. i was already naked on my bed ready for action. all i needed was a chick.

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*<zarkov> it parses the emails on the left hand side

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*<~~duffjr~~> i ~~got~~ a ~~boner reading about endosperms~~

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*<@Honko> enough tomfoolery

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*<shadow> that word sounds like it was invented for the gaff

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*<shadow> when tuomas burns someone next, imma call it a slam dunkel

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*<sn1989> I'd only fuck a tranny that actually looked female tbh

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*<zarkov> would you suck its cock stacy?

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*<zarkov> or is that a step too far?

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*<sn1989> You know what, I would

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*<Hutch> who's lendawg btw?

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*<shadow_> ...

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*<shadow_> you know you're old when people don't remember lendawg

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*<+shadow> ((lendawg+mkwii)/fenner + Hab) * Gregor Fran

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*<tuomas> karel used the word agglomeration on the mb

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*<tuomas> he's such a plonker

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*<Genesis> No i dont want to bone duff in his present state

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*<Genesis> he really let himself go

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*<Roy> I see a little silhouetto of a zark

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*<Roy> shadowmuche shadowmuche will you do the fankango

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*<Roy> thunderbolts and lightning very very frightening me

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*<Roy> easy honk easy honk will you let me go

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*<Roy> bismicka no

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*<Roy> we will not let you go

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*<shadow_> genius xD

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*<comet> iceland wants to ban porn because icelandic woman look like nick harvey

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*<comet> nick harvey sex adventures featuring stinson at brothel

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*<zarkov> i licked an asshole once

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*<zarkov> never again

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*<shadow> af is weird anyway. martin mcmullan passed someone in af 2 years after he died

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*<@zarkov> dunno if a lol is appropriate here

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*<shadow> he's dead good at mk64

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*<@zarkov> shiiiiiiit

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*<zarkov> duff just believes anything

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*<zarkov> you could tell him the moon is made of cum and he would believe it

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*<tuomas> hah, there's a place in finland named niggervillage

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*<zarkov> just checked all the sites, and there isnt one karter from south africa

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*<Dan_Burbank> not one?

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*<zarkov> yeah, not a single one

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*<zarkov> how strange

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*<Jamie> they are too busy dying from AIDS

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*<Jamie> damn, that was probably the meanest joke I ever made

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*<fank009> ...

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*<DarkRoy> dots

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*<zarkov> shadow, how many cups of tea do you have in a day?

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*<shadow> oh right

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*<shadow> i used to be on a tea drip

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*<shadow> but i cut out it

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*<shadow> it out*

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*<zarkov> so youre tee total now?

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*<zarkov> there hasnt been a wr in womens 100m, 110m hurdles, 200m, and 400m since 1988

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*<zarkov> kinda surprising

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*<DanServ> cause i was born in 89 and women have just been chasing after me ever since

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== Puns ==

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*<tuomas> i almost got laid last night. i was already naked on ~~my bed ready for action. all i needed was a chick.~~

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A selection of the finest plays on words said in #mariokart

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*<~~fank009~~> ~~gaff...~~

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*<Utter> Crocodile Lundeen

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*<fank009> world record holder for baring a grudge

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*<zarkov> Tuomas Dunkeldore

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*<~~Utter~~> ~~who are the most calm of people? The nomads! Ho ho ho...~~

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*<shadow> Cole Gilbert and Sullivan

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*<zarkov> Christian Girls Gone Wild

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*<~~@Honko~~> ~~enough tomfoolery~~

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*<Jamie> Sami Cetin Stone

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*<shadow> that word sounds like it was invented for the gaff

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*<YoshiKarter89> Michael Schlongerius

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*<~~shadow~~> ~~when tuomas burns someone next, imma call it a slam dunkel~~

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*<zarkov> Leyla Hasso Many Male Admirers

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*<zarkov> Greg InATankYo

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*~~[02:37]~~ <~~sn1989~~> ~~I'd only fuck a tranny that actually looked female tbh~~

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*<Utter> Christian KukloksKlan

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*[02:40] <zarkov> would you suck its cock stacy?

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*[02:40] <zarkov> or is that a step too far?

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*[02:40] <sn1989> You know what, I would

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*<zarkov> Iacopo Sorce Code

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*<~~comet~~> Honko's M.O. is pretty obvious. He resorts to his base nature of getting drunk even around people he's never talked to before (see this room). And with the same "jew legit boldne heair" line, effectively lumping every stranger he encounters in the same common generic "friend" group, an Us versus Girls conglomerate of seven billion legit niggers with blond hair. He doesn't care that people are individuals and have their own hair beyond

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*<shadow> lafunger games

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*<comet> his -- he'll just pretend they are the best legit niggers who have done a padz, and he has no shame in saying that even if the stranger is a sus clark with brown hair. He just assumes his weak strawman that anyone who isn't him must be a mixture of the four things he loves. And it's sad that anyone in todays' age will love jews (who are usually very legit people) niggers (who are usualy very legit people), or blondes (who are usually

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*<comet> very legit people). Just a legit individual with no interest in flexing Penev's thighs whatsoever. This is what America has taught him? A lesser howes of greater mikes, for sure.

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